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A counterpoint thread to "Cute Baby Animal Alert" (although that thread has a kiwi in the opening post, so maybe it really belongs here)

Anyway, to get you started: The Star-nosed Mole!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 18 February 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Behold... the almiqui!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=624&ncid=624&e=2&u=/ap/20030923/ap_on_sc/cuba_not_quite_extinct

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 February 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

#3: the sea lamprey

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 18 February 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn it, BEHOLD:
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/70331.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 February 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

The humble dust mite:

http://www.aaaai.org/images/photolibrary/dustmite2.jpg

xpost to forksclovetofu - Fuckin hell!

― chap who would dare to be hungover on the internet (chap), Saturday, 18 February 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Green fur! That just doesn't seem right. Is it covered with moss or something?

Anyway, howsabout a proboscis monkey?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 18 February 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Or a humpback anglerfish?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 18 February 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://graphics.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Reuters_Photo/2005/06/03/1117843040_5886-1.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 February 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Also: Chapin's Bat.
http://ppps.org/cedarstreet/0kidkorner/bbarnes/pictures/b89.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 February 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Lynx spider wants a kiss.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 18 February 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://myweb.dal.ca/harbour/images/monkfish.jpg

i think there was a whole thread dedicated to the horror of the MONKFISH last year.

― derrick (derrick), Saturday, 18 February 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

SQUEEEEE!!!!!!!

― john clarkson, Saturday, 18 February 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://feck7.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ugly1cat.jpg

― Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Saturday, 18 February 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

well, another ugly fish then:
http://www.portcrosparcnational.fr/diapotheque/big/Murene_550.jpg

― Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Saturday, 18 February 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Lightmatter_warthog.jpg/250px-Lightmatter_warthog.jpg

― Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Saturday, 18 February 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://zing.ncsl.nist.gov/~gseidman/vrml/mandrill.jpg

Never forget!!!!!!!!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 19 February 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

piranha

http://floridafisheries.com/images/fish-pic/piranha-teeth.jpg

― emsk ( emsk), Sunday, 19 February 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

goblin shark:

http://www.greengoblin.com/internal/corner/shark.jpg

― latebloomer: yes...that's a human ear, all right (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

That bitch doesnt even have LIPS!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/albaalba/pic22508.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

thing is ugly animals are sort of even sweeter than cute animals. aww look at that li'l fucker, his teeth don't even fit in his mouth, bet all the others hate him, aw! the pigs at the city farm are awesome, so funny.

― emsk ( emsk), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/graphics/uglydog.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

Fock you Mr Green unhappy "NO hotlinks" face! You are the ugliest of all! Anyways we all know how to copy and paste urls by right clicking on properties! hahaha!!!

I HATE THAT FECKIN G GOBLIN SHARRK!!! AAAAAAAIGH!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mammalogy.org/mil_images/images/mid/230.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/entirelypets/uglydogpop.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fishfacts/images/rrhinora2.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.joshandkallie.com/uploaded_images/kat-781198.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha, that kitten!

*dies laughing*

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.aol.com/caspirgost/rous.jpg

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

jESUs alba, what kind of fish is that?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 February 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

It's not as bad once you realise it's a kitten, not a fish.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 19 February 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

image location for alba's fish:

http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fishfacts/images/rrhinora2.jpg

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Well I'll be hornswoggled:
It's a horn-nosed boxfish.
http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fishfacts/images/rrhinor2.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

That thing looks fake as hell.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

That site is a good fount for this thread:
http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fishfacts/images/mramshd2.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Upside-down boxer dog photo gallery.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

upside down boxers' faces look like festering shotgun wounds.

― ath (ath), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.boxerrescue.com/images/KidsPhotos/FruitbatPiggy3.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.boxerrescue.com/images/KidsStuff/Haleymonster4.jpg

― ath (ath), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Should be in the FAQ.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 February 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Baby wombats:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40247000/jpg/_40247309_afpwombat220.jpg

http://www.36degrees.com/keri/images/wombat.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

They're not ugly! How can they be ugly? They're ickle and cute!

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

this thread would not be complete without Sam, the world's ugliest dog (RIP):

http://samugliestdog.typepad.com/photos/santa_barbara_newspress/gaping_jaw.jpg

― latebloomer: yes...that's a human ear, all right (latebloomer), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

Butbut... those nails! and those wrinkles! They're like the oldest babies ever!

(xpost)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.adamsandler.com/assets/meat/meatpic_34.jpg?1140394909

― john clarkson, Monday, 20 February 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

*sigh* my first attempt at posting a picture

(fails) :(

― john clarkson, Monday, 20 February 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

You put an i in front of the http bit.

There's already a picture of Sam the world's ugliest (dead) dog on the thread. But you really can't have too many pictures of him.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

Don't put an i in front of the http, that won't work if your picture is bigger than (some dimension I'm not sure about).

This always works:

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://adamsandler.com/assets/meat/meatpic_42.jpg?1140395806

http://adamsandler.com/assets/meat/meatpic_20.jpg?1140395806

rockin! thanks ailsa, thanks stan

(tries again)

― john clarkson, Monday, 20 February 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

What is that on his head in the first picture? Lettuce?

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah! lettuce!

― john clarkson, Monday, 20 February 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

That's why he looks so worried about being stabbed with a salad fork.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

GODDAMIT I AM HAUNTED BY TH GOBLIN SHARK!!!!!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Monday, 20 February 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/sci_nat_enl_1141818664/img/1.jpg

The hairy lobster.

― Mike W (caek), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

Awww he looks so cuddly!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

He looks like a lobster monchichi.

Mon chi chi, mon chi chi, all so soft and cuddle-y...

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

An albino chia lobster!

I'll bet he's delicious.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://bugguide.net/images/raw/FQI0OQI03Q40CQM0Z00QURI0Z020K0E0JRE0Q0N0L0MQR0MQYRMQORMQDR7QK07QK0E0JRU0CR7Q.jpg

― andy --, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

I missed this thread, the naked mole rat wins. Alba's fish has the best lips on any animal ever, apart from maybe Ingrid Bergman.

Here's an ugly turtle thing.

http://www.livescience.com/images/ls_ugliest_matamata_02.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

That is an extraordinarily unpleasant looking turtle.

VULTURE!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

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