that feeling of 'oh shit i had an ok night and i got drunjk but damn it if i wish i had someone with some kind of seemingly common and decent intellectual and physical attractiveness to share mine be

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like this for example, but more intellgent and all round better?

― regulor, Saturday, 18 February 2006 02:30 (twenty years ago)

if it consults you, most of the people are thinking it,some time or another,most of them are married..

― bythe, Saturday, 18 February 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

huh?

― regulor, Saturday, 18 February 2006 02:37 (twenty years ago)

i meant comforts..(not consults)

― bythe, Saturday, 18 February 2006 02:39 (twenty years ago)

fair,dos. i am not. married that is. who purged my town of decent, attractive under 30 year old women with more than an ounce of intelligence and a penchant for being drunk and forgetting that crap and dancing and laughing go eh?

― regulor, Saturday, 18 February 2006 02:45 (twenty years ago)

Have you considered a pet?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 February 2006 06:17 (twenty years ago)

I do this every night

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 18 February 2006 09:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and dud... or what was the question?

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 18 February 2006 09:30 (twenty years ago)

Have you considered a pet?

the holes usually aren't big enough

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 18 February 2006 10:09 (twenty years ago)

that feeling of 'oh shit i had an ok night and i got drunjk but damn it if i wish i had someone with some kind of seemingly common and decent intellectual and physical attractiveness to share mine bed with' feeling, duh. what then eh?!!!!

Yes - we see this sort of thing all the time. My adivce to you is to change your time. Go to a lady's house and ring the bell and then we say " I gotta know- can it work out with us." Feel teh face - if slapped , hurt, run!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 18 February 2006 11:36 (twenty years ago)

no no no, don't share the bed with anyone you meet while drunk.
at least not for longer than an hourish.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Saturday, 18 February 2006 11:45 (twenty years ago)

By share the bed do we mean to sleep as one? Or just as adventure...we cannot say. There is no such things as luckylove?

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 18 February 2006 11:47 (twenty years ago)

I enjoy the idea that Hanley would feel his face to see if it's been slapped.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 19 February 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

oh snap, is this a hanley thread?

i slap you, hanley.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Sunday, 19 February 2006 02:18 (twenty years ago)

masturbation

― daniel cheail (daniel cheail), Sunday, 19 February 2006 03:00 (twenty years ago)

teddy bears

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 19 February 2006 03:02 (twenty years ago)

well put on the thread title. but like her? no, not really.

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 19 February 2006 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, no. That fuschia top has to go.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 19 February 2006 03:38 (twenty years ago)

And be replaced by something else, I hasten to add. I'm glad there are people in the world who like girls to be fleshy little armfuls, but I don't lean that way, myself.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 19 February 2006 03:39 (twenty years ago)

she's hardly a "fleshy little armful," I think the fuschia top is giving you a false reading.

― reddening (reddening), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:05 (twenty years ago)

oh, she's totally cute, but she'd be totally cuter in something black.

― i always wondered where my mandibula was! (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:06 (twenty years ago)

Maybe New York has recalibrated my flesh-O-meter? But she'd look better in anything not acid washed & spangled.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:11 (twenty years ago)

i agree. the pink and the acid wash are too much together. change the shirt to black or darken the jeans (which also need to be a different, less woman pooch-centric cut) or both and by all means, lose that awful belt.

i'm bitchy tonight.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:15 (twenty years ago)

fleshy little armful doesn't necessarily mean fat does it? i mean it doesn't imply skinny but it doesn't imply that she's gross or unattractive either.

but the shirt is bad.

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:16 (twenty years ago)

Is that girl from New Jersey?

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Um hellO, I think of MYSELF as a roundy armful. So of course it's not bad!

XP to Maria!

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 19 February 2006 05:23 (twenty years ago)

Hmm. I for one, like the picture upthread.

― I've got a scuzzfox and I'm gonna use it (Bimble...), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:18 (twenty years ago)

those jeans are awful

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:25 (twenty years ago)

yeah i mean i'm from new jersey and i've almost never seen such terrible outfit

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:27 (twenty years ago)

why would someone need to log out to post this? i thought it was a common manifestation of loneliness in people?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:50 (twenty years ago)

in other words, OTM! and i concur.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 19 February 2006 07:51 (twenty years ago)

Her upthread is classical-singer-turned-pop-muppet darling-of-the-British-tabloids Charlotte Church. She's Welsh. And not thin, and proud of it.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 19 February 2006 09:51 (twenty years ago)

no ailsa you have to be shitting me
that is really cchurch?

TS: promo vs candid
FITE OVER PROMO WINS HANDS DOWN

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 19 February 2006 09:55 (twenty years ago)

Oi, stop hatin on charlotte, she's a wee sweetie and a national treasure!

http://my.toast.com.au/images/charlotte-church-dress.jpg
http://www.yorkshiresoul.org/charlotte%20church%2004.jpg
http://archives.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/September/Charlotte_Church_03.jpg

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 19 February 2006 10:36 (twenty years ago)

charlotte church is not a national treasure.

― emsk ( emsk), Sunday, 19 February 2006 11:14 (twenty years ago)

Yes she is. She understands the essence of punk better than any of your indie-schmindie rockers du jour.

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 19 February 2006 11:19 (twenty years ago)

charlotte church is not a national treasure.

― emsk ( emsk), Sunday, 19 February 2006 11:23 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, yes, now I realise. You are completely right and I am wrong. Why didn't you just say the same thing twice in the first place?

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 19 February 2006 11:24 (twenty years ago)

wtf nation are you from jim

― nervous (cochere), Sunday, 19 February 2006 11:32 (twenty years ago)

oh, what am i talking about? of course - all "national treasures" are craven pointless fuckheads not worth the oxygen they breathe. so i apologise, jim, you are completely right and i am completely wrong after all. how silly of me. charlotte church IS a national treasure after all.

― emsk ( emsk), Sunday, 19 February 2006 11:40 (twenty years ago)

As Charlotte might say, you put the issues in tissues

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 19 February 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

wow emsk, you're a cunt.

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:10 (twenty years ago)

charlotte's been on the pork a little lately hadn't she

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:15 (twenty years ago)

still do her though

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:15 (twenty years ago)

wow jim, you don't know wtf you're talking about.

― emsk ( emsk), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:16 (twenty years ago)

she's worth at least oxygen. and a bag of chips. at least

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:18 (twenty years ago)

and some flowers

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:19 (twenty years ago)

and wine and dine dates at nice restaurants

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:19 (twenty years ago)

oh god. i think i love her.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:20 (twenty years ago)

although maybe the dates will be more wine and less dine.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:24 (twenty years ago)

aw. maybe we will go to the gym together and do aerobics.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:25 (twenty years ago)

i have much resentment towards ms. church, mostly because she was making tons of money sounding like a boy soprano when i was paying through the nose to go to music school. i guess i needed better marketing.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 19 February 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

she is really pretty. but she deserves better than those jeans.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Sunday, 19 February 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

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