I'm about to fuckin' snap.

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This job is menial! I'm through stuffing motherfuckin' envelopes.

Last night my fat-ass girlfriend locked me out of the bedroom and I had to sleep on the busted up couch that bitch got at a thrift store.

I woke up to find dog piss on my socks.

I did, however, receive a message from a recruiter on my voicemail.

My paxil never arrived in the fuckin' mail. EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING IMPORTANT I EVER WANT GETS LOST IN THE THANKS TO THE CHICAGO POSTAL SERVICE.

Last week my wallet was stolen.

My fat ass-girlfriend keeps stealing my money; I had to go out and buy a miniature safe yesterday. I'm now $20 more in debt. Thanks, bitch.

I've had gas all day because my diet consists of cheap raisin bread and butter.

I have 0 financial resources to better my situation.

It could be worse, but fuck, stop with the envelope stuffing.

who cares, yo, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2005/Aug-26-Fri-2005/photos/aristocrats.jpg

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

http://valdefierro.com/ilc44fr.jpg

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

hi tynan

gear (gear), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

"And puss had on her plumpers piss'd"

Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

The Chicago postal service is really shitty. I can vouch for that.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)

kill your girlfriend.
kill your dog.
kill your postman.
kill yourself.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)


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