i am about to win the lottery

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anyone who requests between now and when the numbers are called (15 minutes from now) may have $1,000. you can have more if you give me a good reason to give it to you. i'm serious. i've got a feeling.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

Lol.. why not. I request 1k!

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

I could use some cash.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

Well hey, let me request (cause why not?). I'll pay some extra cash into the Avalon when you DJ next, thus creating further demand. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing to lose, dude, gimme one thousand dollars. I don't need more.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

hi, $$ please. i am cute girl.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

I could use $1000.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

woohoo over here!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

money sounds nice

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'll jump on this train.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

Because I have nothing better to do than post requesting money should an extremely unlikely event occur. And furthermore, you should give me extra, so school does not end up saddling me with soul-crushing debt.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

dibs.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

I'm in.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

me!

― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

Give me more because I don't want it as badly as these other guys.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh rats, i missed the 11 o'clock cutoff.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

dibs!

― kingfish, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

i can't seem to find the winning numbers, but as i was away from the computer until now at 8:11 PM P.S.T., you can all have $1k of the $175 million i'm convinced i'm about to win

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

ok... i don't know how to tell you guys this, but i'm afraid i have some bad news. i haven't won the lottery. i don't know where it all went wrong, but i didn't even get one number. not even one. i feel just awful, as i'm sure you've probably all already gone out and spent your portion. i promise, if i make it through the crippling depression that i now feel easing over my whole failed being, i will make it up to you. i don't know how, but i promise i will.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

Donate my $1k to UNICEF, if you please.

Oh. Nevermind.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

He should donate $1000 anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

of course i feel obliged. i'm not sure how to say no. i've made a terrible mistake.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

You'll pay for this.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

easy come, easy go

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

these people stole your money.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

Am I too late?!?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

Those ppl will all be dead broke or dead from some freak acccident for making their identities public.

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

It's as if the entire production crew of the exorcist believed something they read on the internet and were then in final destination or whatever

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

hi, i'm blatant;ly too late.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 23 February 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

nineteen years pass...

I had $2 left from getting gas and was going to get a Mega Millions ticket - they're $5 now?!

Thanks, Donald

― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 8 April 2025 22:15 (nine months ago)

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