ok, so youre talking to a girl you just met in a club, she asks your shoe size and marvels at the fact youre size 11 (uk) and says 'you know what they say about guys with big feet'. what do you say n

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a) that they wear big shoes
b) that their socks get really stretched out?
c) yes i do know what they say and its all true, let me tell you

i said answer a sarcastically.

the girl kept talking to me anyway, and thought my answer was funny, but i cant help thinking i missed the boat on what could have been taking her back to my flat and showing her my big feet (and more perhaps) in the flesh. oh well.

― robotman, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 12:27 (twenty years ago)

d) Yes I've heard that rumour but unfortunately it's not true.

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Personally if I were a guy and a girl said that to me, I'd turn around and walk out of this lame conversation. But I'm not 15 yrs old, so maybe that has something to do with my reply.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

i think my answering 'a' with sarcasm slightly messed up what could have been a hot one night stand, possibly. i did want to answer something more flirty/sexual but didnt wanna come off sleazy

― ahah, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 12:37 (twenty years ago)

I'd kick her in the face.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 12:37 (twenty years ago)

e) "so, do you want to fuck or what?"

― Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 12:38 (twenty years ago)

ask her if she'd like to see your penis

if she says yes, score! if she says no, then you know she's just playing games and go ask another girl if she'd like to see your penis.

― naus (Robert T), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 12:39 (twenty years ago)

THAT'S GOOD ADVICE.

― naus (Robert T), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 12:39 (twenty years ago)

that is good advice.

i reckon a cheeky 'you just wanna see my penis dont you' would do the trick.

only problem might be when she discovers that said penis isnt actually 11 inches.

― ahaha, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 12:43 (twenty years ago)

As a man with size 7 shoes, I would cite the actual real scientific study (I am not making this up, honestly) at world-class surely-we-have-better-things-to-do? university UCL (my employers) which demonstrated conclusively that there was NO correlation between shoe size and dick size.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 13:25 (twenty years ago)

I think I read that study and it said that although there was no overall correlation, people with size 8 feet were MASSIVE.

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:09 (twenty years ago)

Pssh. Best answer would have been

7) "No, what do they say about men with big feet?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:14 (twenty years ago)

As a man with size 9 feet and an average sized dick I'd sigh and complain that it was chilly but honestly I'm a grower, not a show-er.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)

tmi you fucking creep

dom & nath otm

― ,,,,,,,,,, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:28 (twenty years ago)

You should've looked her straight in the eyes and said, "It'll break you in half."

― Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Then put your glass into your pocket and walked out of the club.

― Peter Densmore (pbnmyj), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

"You know what they say about guys with big feet, don't you?"
"That they're great dancers!"
cue music, lights

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

"it's much harder to buy shoes :(((((((("
"oh i get my shoes from Office"
"OMG MY FAVOURITE SHOE SHOP"

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

"No, what?"
"Well, that sometimes they feel awkward and self-conscious about having such big feet. Is that true for you?"
"Well to be honest it used to be an issue when I was younger but I guess everybody's more self-conscious when they're growing up!"
"Oh God that's true. I used to spend whole evenings staring at my pores in the mirror, my fucking pores can you believe it? It was like, if I see where the oil is, maybe I can just wipe it off before the zits form. Yuck."
"I had dry skin all through my teens, I looked like the guy in The Singing Detective."
"Oh God! What happened!"
"It was just hormones I guess! Sometime in university it just cleared up."
"Just in time, eh?"
"In time for what?"
"For a guy with such great big feet"

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:43 (twenty years ago)

"BIG POO"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Something misogynistic (blount to thread)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

say nothing and glass her.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

The great dancers line (with, I assume, a follow-up DANCE) would totally work on me! but i would never SAY that in the first place.

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Where the hell were you hanging out, a junior high prom?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.cheznims.com/weewee_visit/day22/camer010.jpg

Dude, I don't care about your penis, I think your taste in shoes is hurlifick.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

yeah Maria when I typed that one I thought "I wish the world were actually more like this!" and then I executed a clumsy but heartfelt pirouette

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

what kind of retard thinks a size 11 uk is a big foot?

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

a small retard

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

"Only if she's 5'3"

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/harry01.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

You know what they say about retards.

― James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

ORL?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/Retread%20Tires_283.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

No, what do they say about retards?

XP: Hahahah RJG, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Tracer takes the spoils for me.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

"Oh, that'll be the elephantitis"
"All the better to kick a housewife in the crotch!"
"They're not as big as my catheter bag (shows) Feel this! It's like an orangey pet jellyfish"
"I wear big shoes in trubite to Eva Peron. I'm her reincarnation."

― JTS (JTS), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

"If I used that kind of line on you, how would YOU react?"

― Mitya (mitya), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

"From one line to another...." (produces straw)

― JTS (JTS), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

The great dancers line (with, I assume, a follow-up DANCE) would totally work on me! but i would never SAY that in the first place.

It may come as a (non) suprise to know I've never had this line used on me.

― Hal! Jordan! HAL! JORDAN! (Barima), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Hold your breath until your face is all red and pop-eyed and then scream IT'S HARD FOR CLOWNS TO FIND SHOES.

This line works in practically every social situation, trust me.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Something like this happened to me right before I was going to give a presentation and the speaker's turn to introduce me, she says (into the mic) "Wow, you've got big hands!" and then turns to the audience and says "You know what they say about a guy with big hands...?"

Eternally awkward uncomfortable pause...

"Big gloves! So today I'd like to introduce Steve Shasta. Steve, thanks for coming in today..."

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 23:38 (twenty years ago)

I sure hope you followed up with "She's a bit shy about talking about my ginormous penis".

― PlayfulPuppy (playfulpuppy), Thursday, 23 February 2006 02:02 (twenty years ago)

Look smug and say something funny along the lines of a.

― scotstvo (scotstvo), Thursday, 23 February 2006 08:44 (twenty years ago)

"Yeah I know, but I've been disappointed in the past."

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 23 February 2006 09:06 (twenty years ago)

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