Where Are the Best Places in Your Town to Masturbate in Public

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And is it better if you get caught or not?

― King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

I love to masturbate!

― King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:29 (twenty years ago)

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― King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

I am masturbating right now. My pants are down, and my penis is erect and ready to sperminate...UUUUHHHHHH.....UUUUGGHHHHHH....

― King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!

― King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

My penis is erect...and I AM MASTURBATING!

― King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

how about some photos?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

I honestly think this is one of my favorite threads

― Mickey (modestmickey), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

He kinda trailed off rather limpily, though. I was expecting some more pizzazz at the end.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

some more pizzas?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.haxed.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/16535/normal_663_main.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.haxed.co.uk/gallery/displayimage.php%3Falbum%3Dtopn%26cat%3D-808%26pos%3D2&h=254&w=399&sz=30&tbnid=oURvcbzRKWFYhM:&tbnh=76&tbnw=120&hl=en&start=18&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpizza%2Bporn%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official_s%26sa%3DG

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

oops
http://www.bigsausagepizza.com/episodes/125/125_main.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

she kind of looks like naomi watts.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

She doesn't look very happy about the pepperoni on there.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

An informal survey based on unfortunate recent experience would indicate:

Public lavatories,
Doorways,
Public transport, and
Standing in the middle of the sidewalk

are popular with the public masturbators around these parts.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Wait. I get it. That's her tongue, right? And those red circles must be slices of tongue. Which explains why she isn't looking happy.

Phew. Safe for work after all, then.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Seriously though. King Dong, please update.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Oh no!

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:33 (twenty years ago)

I tried to do it in a porta-john once but then these construction workers pulled the door open on me and start laughing at me

http://hometown.aol.com/fdchaplaingwgfd/images/photo%20gwgfd%20storm%20porta%20potty%20crowd.jpg

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!
-- King Dong, Wednesday, February 22, 2006

― gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

I like to imagine this person is a cartoon talking sedimentary rock.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh dear

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

I AM LOLING

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

"sperminate"

― gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

"I AM LOLING

-- Curt1s Stephens"

― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

"I AM LOLING

-- Curt1s Stephens"

-- Confounded, Monday, 9 July 2007 23:14 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mymasturbation.com/male/public-bathrooms.htm

― gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

Caught by Mom (27)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

Food - Bread (3)
Food - Fruit (6)
Food - Meat (6)
Food - Misc. (3)

that site is like a roadside accident. I don't want to look, yet I look.

― nicky lo-fi, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!
-- King Dong, Wednesday, February 22, 2006

I like to imagine this person is a cartoon talking sedimentary rock.

-- Abbott

I'm hearing it in the voice of that jovial volcano off the volvic ad

― Matt, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

Curling Iron (25)

!!?!? Not while on I fscking hope. Ow.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 08:59 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

"I AM LOLING

-- Curt1s Stephens"

-- Confounded, Monday, 9 July 2007 23:14 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Heave Ho, Monday, July 9, 2007 11:18 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― follow the fudge through this chocolatey challenge (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:35 (sixteen years ago)

― from crass encino (velko), Thursday, 26 March 2009 06:30 (sixteen years ago)

― from crass encino (velko), Thursday, March 26, 2009 2:30 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― the table is the table, Thursday, 26 March 2009 06:41 (sixteen years ago)

"Tryin' to copyright, your masturbatio-o-onnnnnn
using any way or meanssssss"

― Mark G, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:03 (sixteen years ago)

― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:10 (sixteen years ago)

we can't rule out benches as locations, but they are out as implements. This is about where not what.

― james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:15 (sixteen years ago)

and Your Masturbation don't mean a thing to meaaah.

― james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:40 (sixteen years ago)

eight months pass...

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!

― King Dong, Wednesday, February 22, 2006 8:34 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― I AGREE WITH THE COSMETIC SURGERY (DJ Mencap), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

Wha? I'm not awake for twenty hours a day. Her response is extremely measured.

― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

I said he was a lousy lover and I haven't had an orgasm in years.

this lady cannot take a hint

― harbl, Friday, 4 December 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

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