Everything you say you get from the NME

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This is an accusation levelled at me on another board, which is hilarious as I never read the NME. So, what are the lamest insults thrown at you when you're winning an argument?

DG, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

New lacklustre answers!

DG, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"you need to relax and stop analysing stuff". oooh mind games!

"you hate everything". everything being some narrow slice of popular culture liked by person in question.

Also sighing and shaking of the head etc, not really convincing either.

Ronan, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Heh heh heh. The a.m.a crowd will remember some of G**d**a B*b's attempts at The Perfect Argument Clincher/Ego Crusher -- and boy did they suck. I can't remember if Nicole or I was the target of the astoundingly ridiculous "Oh, piss off and listen to Pulp." A compliment, of course!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe its some sort of automatic-writing, telepathy thing, DG. You could be on Nationwide or something - spooky.

Admittedly it would be better if you were automatically predicting spy secrets & stuff but freaks can't be chosers (or something).

Pete, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I get "you hate everything" too, although it's quite possibly closer to the mark with me.

I also get "you're just making this up" a fair amount, when I'm enthusing about bands (usually in response to "so what do you like, then?". I hate that, partly because I wish I had the imagination to tirelessly make up all these bands that really aren't actually that obscure, you supposed music-lover twunt.

emil.y, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This has also just been said about me: "well i just ignore most of what he says, cant be arsed with him, he dont listen to any ones views of anything, seems to hate everything and is starting to bore me basically......i just hope hes more fun in real life." Hooray!

DG, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"You're boring". Another last resort. I mean are they meant to be entertained by you proving them wrong DG?

Ronan, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Accusations made at me tend to make me laugh when they fit the person making them, not myself. It'd only be humorous if you knew these people, though.

Maria, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Your sooooo girly

ducklingmonster, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

once i got called sexist when i said that some men need to listen to their partners. it wasn't in the context of an argument, but i thought it was funny.

di, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ducklingmonster-communicate with my head

mike hanle y, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hanle y gets everything he says from the andromedan pickle-cup daily

mark s, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"You're an elitist. Yes you are. Yes you are!"
"You make me want to jump out of this window"
"You hate people because you are AFRAID of us"
"Did you turn white over your trip to Europe or something?"

Honda, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what ever do you mean hanle y ?

ducklingmonster@hotmail.com, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pretentious. like, duh!

gareth, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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