Vote for the Worst American Professor!

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David Horowitz's group has a survey up!

http://www.frontpagemag.com/survey/vote.asp

Is your school on the list? Are there any alumni of "University of California, Berkelyl" here?

Oh yeah, and don't forget to check out The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America, which is Horowitz's explosive revealing of all those indoctrinaire/elitist/evil/traitorous/etc who are subjecting our innocent children to these subversive concepts!

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 24 February 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Berkelol

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 24 February 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.arts.mcgill.ca/programs/history/faculty/TROYWEB/giltroy.jpg

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 24 February 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

I went to Berkeley but wasn't personally twisted by Hamid Algar, Hatem Bazian, or Orville Schell, although their spirit pervades the entire university. That can be the only explanation for my ungodly socialist beliefs.

Here's some clips that I like:

Algar: http://www.campus-watch.org/article/id/718

Bazian: http://www.berkeleydaily.org/text/article.cfm?issue=05-25-04&storyID=18929

Schell: http://www.minimumsecurity.net/aboutme/writing/schell.htm

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 24 February 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

vote for America's Biggest Brownshirt!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

My current Admin Law professor has to be in the running. Not because of his political views, but for further obfuscating an already difficult subject.

mike a, Friday, 24 February 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)

my undergrad is the big winner, and I've taken classes with two of the professors at two institutions.

Am I right that he left out anyone he'd have too much difficulty understanding?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

what's his beef with Eric Foner?

horsehoe (horseshoe), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

My school is on this list and I sat in on classes with Angela Davis, but I never took any classes with her (and everyone I knew hated Bettina Aptheker although I can't remember why.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

ended up poking around at berube's blog, which has a decently clever post "owning up" to the charges:

Once they get into my course (required for graduation), Advanced America-Blaming and Applied Appeasement of Terrorists, they are graded primarily on attendance and recitation. They are also required to turn in two essays, one in which they blame America first, the other in which they propose a strategy for appeasing a terrorist enemy. I am very strict about these essays. I demand that their essays conform to the MLA Handbook for Writers of Research Papers, Sixth Edition, and that they spell America with a k. (Extra credit for three k’s!)

The results are quite dramatic. Many of my students come from conservative backgrounds, but by the tenth week of class, they can chant “all power to the Supreme Soviet” with the best of them. Basically, we party like it’s 1929. At the end of the semester, they leave my classroom and plaster the campus with posters reading “Meat is Murder” and “Bush is Hitler.” Two years ago, one enterprising student came up with a “Meat is Hitler” poster. I have recommended that student to some of the nation’s top graduate schools.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Berube is so awesome.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

i really want someone to photoshop a meat is hitler poster now.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

berube's one of those academics i always wish were eversoslightly better than he ever quite is -- either when he's doin his actual real job or when he's having fun

he is 40 billion x smarter than horovitz obv but WHO THE FUCK ISN'T?

mark s (mark s), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

his blog generally seemed too smugish + silly pomo egotistic for my taste actually + his pynchon imitation wasn't that great. not too familiar with his "work" work.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:51 (twenty years ago)

there's various essays posted on the blog, or used to be -- i think i mainly read his fites w.eg ed herman than eg w.d'souza

mark s (mark s), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

This is like the "Top 100 People Hurting America" hitlist where folks got on there just for doing nothing but making some rightwing bloviator angry(e.g. Ludacris).

I mean, Juan Cole is on there, fer chrissakes

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Wow, my university actually got one - Jose Angel Gutierrez, who is far more interesting than I thought any of the poli sci professors were around here.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Eric Foner! Eric Foner is a rockstar! Does Horowitz want to say Reconstruction didn't shit on freed slaves?

horsehoe (horseshoe), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

I wonder how many of these are minority professors teaching in an ethnic studies field (and/or women teaching womens studies, maybe a few homosexuals for good measure). The first two I looked up were a Hispanic teaching Mexican-American politics (and also with some choice quotes on Latinizing the Southwest, which I wholeheartedly support) and a black professor at Texas A&M.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:08 (twenty years ago)

The one from my college is a tiny 62-year old Quaker who teaches "peace studies".

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Arguing that Reconstruction/segregation was "good for" black people = more D'Souza's territory.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.baylor.edu/provost/index.php?id=001145

I'm amazed that anyone writing about the Catholic Worker and liberation theology ever got hired at Baylor. Somebody must have been asleep at the wheel that day.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Anyway there's that funny problem with "worst" lists, where anything listed is clearly at least good enough to be well-known and well-liked, such that ... well, if I were going to pick out the most objectional prof from the school I went to, it'd be the mediocre engineering guy who was also a prominent Holocaust denier, which -- pardon my weird value system -- seems ever-so-slightly "worse" than being a respected, successful left-leaner.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:16 (twenty years ago)

oh, wait. I'm remembering a controversial anti-reparations ad David Horowitz took out in my undergrad newspaper. it was egregiously offensive, and one of the "points" it made was, "we don't owe black people anything because white people freed black people!" he's not right in the head, of course, but I always have to remind myself how nor right in the head. Foner's not a big advocate of the "horribly-executed emancipation totally cancels out enslavement" thesis, so of course he's on horowitz's shitlist.

horsehoe (horseshoe), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

i think some of those professors (e.g. cornel west) are kind of crappy, rock-star type personalities whose books aren't worth much. but obviously that's a different objection than the one horowitz launches.

horowitz makes my skin crawl. he really is a case of someone massively (pathologically) overcompensating for a regretted ultra-leftist fling in the 1970s.

amateurist0, Friday, 24 February 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

The Horowitz book has this description:
From the Inside Flap

Coming to a Campus Near You: Terrorists, racists, and communists— you know them as The Professors.

We all know that left-wing radicals from the 1960s have hung around academia and hired people like themselves. But if you thought they were all harmless, antiquated hippies, you’d be wrong. Today’s radical academics aren’t the exception—they’re legion. And far from being harmless, they spew violent anti-Americanism, preach anti-Semitism, and cheer on the killing of American soldiers and civilians—all the while collecting tax dollars and tuition fees to indoctrinate our children. Remember Ward Churchill, the University of Colorado professor who compared the victims of the September 11 terrorist attacks to Nazis who deserved what they got? You thought he was bad? In this shocking new book, New York Times bestselling author David Horowitz has news for you: American universities are full of radical academics like Ward Churchill—and worse.

Horowitz exposes 101 academics—representative of thousands of radicals who teach our young people—who also happen to be alleged ex-terrorists, racists, murderers, sexual deviants, anti-Semites, and al-Qaeda supporters. Horowitz blows the cover on academics who: — Say they want to kill white people. — Promote the views of the Iranian mullahs. — Support Osama bin Laden. — Lament the demise of the Soviet Union. — Defend pedophilia. — Advocate the killing of ordinary Americans.

David Horowitz’s riveting exposé is essential reading for parents, students, college alums, taxpayers, and patriotic Americans who don’t think college students should be indoctrinated by sympathizers of Joseph Stalin and Osama bin Laden.

The Professors is truly frightening—and an intellectual call to arms from a courageous author who knows the radicals all too well.

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Berube has written a couple of great articles for Chronicle of Higher Education and while extremely conversant in theory also tends to be way more down-to-earth and engaged in the real world than a lot of his star-academic contemporaries. (For one, he's interested in pedagogy, too.) He's also a really nice guy -- we had a very short conversation at the MLA in '99.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

I wonder how many of these are minority professors teaching in an ethnic studies field

Juan Cole does History of the Middle East & South Asia at Michigan, and writes a relatively prominent blog critical of much going on. He pops up on NPR/Air America from time to time.

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

xxpost

remember that horowitz had a shtick about how slavery was good in the end becuz it exposed spear-chucking africans to the amazing advances of western enlightenment.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

(I meant Foner=rockstar in an entirely positive way, just to be clear. his book Reconstruction: America's Unfinished Revolution is maybe my favorite history book ever.)

horsehoe (horseshoe), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

only one from my university, surprisingly. a law professor i don't know terribly much about, other than that he teaches a constitutional law class.

i really wanted e11a sh0hat to be on this list.

joseph (joseph), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

the supportive reviews of the book are great

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

i really want someone to photoshop a meat is hitler poster now.

Here's a stab at it:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f15/polyphonique/ride_with_hitler.jpg

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

I'm disappointed that George Lakoff isn't on the list, and that there's now both a "University of Michigan" AND a "University of Michigan, Ann Arbor," which could explain why my undergradute experience sucked.

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Respect your teachers!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

(what i find disappointing abt berube i guess is that he doesn't bring the down-to-earth-and practical-and-has-a-sense-of-fun stuff and the conversant-with-theory stuff together in a more dynamic way)

(ie more dialectic-of-schoolroom-vs-hallway, as a dangerous intellectual of this parish would put it, except he wouldn't use the word "dialectic")

mark s (mark s), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

hah, that review definitely echoes the disgruntled conservatives i know who go to NYU.

my friend who goes to rutgers, coincidentally, is taking a class right now where the professor rambled at length in the SYLLABUS that he will, without question, challenge and refute any student in his class who attempts to prove to him that marxism is in any way a good idea. which is sort of weird.

joseph (joseph), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

thx polyphonic!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)


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Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

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phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

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I didn't know Philip Glass is Prof. Plum.

timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Professor Plum is american?

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:44 (twenty years ago)

i was waiting for someone to post a picture of large professor.

this guy, too ...

http://www.nndb.com/people/453/000026375/rj2-crop.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 February 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

oh, quite fanciable (sp?)!

none of my professors are on the list. none of the stereotypical turn offs really bother me - only administrivia types - they're the worst - but sadly i wonder if that's how i taught during my brief stint.

youn, Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA:

Amiri Baraka Rutgers University, Stony Brook

(btw Amiri Baraka did once teach at a Rutgers University that actually EXISTS, but that was in the 1970s.)

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:10 (twenty years ago)

yeah, why isn't lakoff there? he's the only berkeley professor I had who I could see anyone hating (for reasons other than the ones I hated a lot of mine, which was restricted to their being boring, narrowminded, disinterested in teaching, or not-present).

kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:14 (twenty years ago)

Every one of my annoying professors who thought Byron and Blake and Jonson were lame and like Neuromancer was where it's at should be on this list, but it's limited to lame political stuff.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 25 February 2006 00:30 (twenty years ago)

BTW, you can vote as many times as you want. I recommend voting Baraka over and over again, since he's not even a professor at all anymore.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 25 February 2006 01:41 (twenty years ago)

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I'm a Cal (that's Berkelol to Horowitz) alumna, and I don't remember any of these profs nominated. I'm probably too old. I remember Todd Gitlin, but I guess he moved on to Columbia. Oh, and I do remember Horowitz's silly campaign in campus papers.

I liked Berube's response. If Berube is representative of Horowitz's shitlist, then they're in good company.

Proper MLA documentation is important, damn it!

Melinda Mess-injure, Saturday, 25 February 2006 02:45 (twenty years ago)

mark, perusing berube's blog a bit more i see what yr. saying, maybe. engaging with halfwit like he does is sort of like poking a troll to see how gonzo he can get. it has an immediate satisfaction, but it really just spreads more junk across the entire board.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 25 February 2006 06:34 (twenty years ago)

VOTING FOR AMIRI BARAKA, PEOPLE

YOU KNOW IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

ROWED OUT, Saturday, 25 February 2006 06:39 (twenty years ago)

berube is an ideal academic.

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 25 February 2006 09:23 (twenty years ago)

and he is a big gang of four fan (the band)! i know, i know, i have misgivings about them myself. but c'mon!

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 25 February 2006 09:25 (twenty years ago)

and the reviews are in of Horowitz's new book

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
what happened when Pat Robertson got ahold of the book:

They gamed it, these guys are out and out communists, they are radicals, you know some of them killers, and they are propagandists of the first order and they don't want anybody else except them...


beware!

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These communists will beat you up!

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

i like fredric jameson.

jeffrey (johnson), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

I fear my fair home state of Minnesota has been robbed. I mean, we have Carleton AND Macalaster, but we don't even get ONE NOMINATION.

Must be the liberal media bias.

I never connected this with that moronic ad...our newspaper ran it, but as the humor page editor, I was allowed certain (ahem) questionable footnoteing and copy editing priveleges.

John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

such as?

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

I'll try to find a copy when I get home. I am old, and memory fails. I do remember that our overall editor was concerned that they would notice and we wouldn't get paid.

John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

can we nail those Frankfurt School fuckers once and for all?

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

we better, or else they'll enact their immoral radical homosexual agenda over all of christian america

kingfish da last ubermensch (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

and then we'd all be watching V For Vendetta morning noon and night.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

i am surprised there isn't a single Harvard prof on the list

Mitya (mitya), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)


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