Getting a Boner

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I know this girl and whenever I look at her I get a boner, what should I do? I would really like to stick it in!

Shy, Monday, 27 February 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

RAPE THAT SHIT

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

Don't just stick it in, she don't know where it's been.

StanM (StanM), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

Woo her.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

woo her missus

mark s (mark s), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.interpunk.com/itemimages2/94614.jpg

latebloomer: where dignity goes to die (latebloomer), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no! Boners are terrible. Chop it off.

Lisa Lipstick, Monday, 27 February 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://group101films.com/collaborate/actorsm/images/3-2.jpg

BONER.

elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

felt tip an 'n' on your belly and ask her to play "lost in the woods"

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

whenever I look at her I get a boner

Hold on there, this isn't clear at all.

- whose boner do you get? (would also help explain the "would like to stick it in" part)
- if it's your own, you get another one each time you look at her? How many have you got by now?

StanM (StanM), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

you know, as wacky next-door-neighbor/sitcom sidekicks go, boner has yet to receive his due.

latebloomer: where dignity goes to die (latebloomer), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

If anyone wants to start a deliberately stupid pop-punk band, please help me form Woody Boner and the Hard-Ons.

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

There already was a pop-punk band called the Hard-Ons (From australia) and they might not like that. In fact, I think they're still a band.

andy --, Tuesday, 28 February 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hard-ons.net/
Sure enough.

andy --, Tuesday, 28 February 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

Woody Boner and The Pitchers of Tent?

Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

This thread gives new meaning to debonair.

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

and also ryanair

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.goharrison.com/images/photos/arnie-boner.jpg

gershy, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

...starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Humbert Humbert

marmotwolof, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://data.tumblr.com/8353409_500.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

HAHA

marmotwolof, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

Where in the hell is that from?

marmotwolof, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

Is there more?

W4LTER, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

Where in the hell is that from?

-- marmotwolof, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:48 (10 hours ago) Link

Clone Sex

sanskrit, Monday, 13 August 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

RAPE THAT SHIT

The penis mightier than the sword.

Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 13 August 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, that Arnie pic is just NO.

stevienixed, Monday, 13 August 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

see Arnold likes it

carne asada, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT'S IT LIKE
GETTIN' A RONI

river wolf, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.goharrison.com/images/photos/arnie-boner.jpg

this is a shop
i can tell by the pixels and from having seen a few boners in my time

elmo argonaut, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

also, arnie doesn't have a penis, maria does

gershy, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

this is a shop

i think you're right... the way the pants are protruding, there would have to be some kind of special boner pouch on the front to get that shape

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

boners are underrated.

Dandy Don Weiner, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

only by your girlfriend

kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Arnie's got a boner
Arnie's got a boner
Arnie's got a soft-on
Enough for more, more, more, more
Let it go

milo z, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

clone sex jpg is godhead

Just got offed, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

who was the Gary the Mats referenced, milo?

Dandy Don Weiner, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

gary condit

gershy, Monday, 13 August 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20901

velko, Sunday, 2 November 2008 06:15 (seventeen years ago)

12 y/o yoga skiiers

DC Purrman (sunny successor), Sunday, 2 November 2008 06:35 (seventeen years ago)

i did the "pretend like you are scratching" to " grab the rabbit and punch it" move a couple times.

DC Purrman (sunny successor), Sunday, 2 November 2008 06:35 (seventeen years ago)

Subtle. Seriously though, dude needs to whack off before class.

snoball, Sunday, 2 November 2008 11:19 (seventeen years ago)

"poppin' a chubby"

stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Sunday, 2 November 2008 13:28 (seventeen years ago)


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