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I know this girl and whenever I look at her I get a boner, what should I do? I would really like to stick it in!

― Shy, Monday, 27 February 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

RAPE THAT SHIT

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:36 (twenty years ago)

Don't just stick it in, she don't know where it's been.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

Woo her.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

woo her missus

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.interpunk.com/itemimages2/94614.jpg

― latebloomer: where dignity goes to die (latebloomer), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Oh no! Boners are terrible. Chop it off.

― Lisa Lipstick, Monday, 27 February 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

http://group101films.com/collaborate/actorsm/images/3-2.jpg

BONER.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

felt tip an 'n' on your belly and ask her to play "lost in the woods"

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

whenever I look at her I get a boner

Hold on there, this isn't clear at all.

- whose boner do you get? (would also help explain the "would like to stick it in" part)
- if it's your own, you get another one each time you look at her? How many have you got by now?

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

you know, as wacky next-door-neighbor/sitcom sidekicks go, boner has yet to receive his due.

― latebloomer: where dignity goes to die (latebloomer), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

If anyone wants to start a deliberately stupid pop-punk band, please help me form Woody Boner and the Hard-Ons.

― Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 01:10 (twenty years ago)

There already was a pop-punk band called the Hard-Ons (From australia) and they might not like that. In fact, I think they're still a band.

― andy --, Tuesday, 28 February 2006 01:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hard-ons.net/
Sure enough.

― andy --, Tuesday, 28 February 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

Woody Boner and The Pitchers of Tent?

― Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

This thread gives new meaning to debonair.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

and also ryanair

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 13:57 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.goharrison.com/images/photos/arnie-boner.jpg

― gershy, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

...starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Humbert Humbert

― marmotwolof, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://data.tumblr.com/8353409_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

HAHA

― marmotwolof, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

Where in the hell is that from?

― marmotwolof, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

Is there more?

― W4LTER, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

Where in the hell is that from?

-- marmotwolof, Monday, 13 August 2007 04:48 (10 hours ago) Link

Clone Sex

― sanskrit, Monday, 13 August 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

RAPE THAT SHIT

The penis mightier than the sword.

― Richard Wood Johnson, Monday, 13 August 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, that Arnie pic is just NO.

― stevienixed, Monday, 13 August 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.

― kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

see Arnold likes it

― carne asada, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT'S IT LIKE
GETTIN' A RONI

― river wolf, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.goharrison.com/images/photos/arnie-boner.jpg

this is a shop
i can tell by the pixels and from having seen a few boners in my time

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

also, arnie doesn't have a penis, maria does

― gershy, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

this is a shop

i think you're right... the way the pants are protruding, there would have to be some kind of special boner pouch on the front to get that shape

― kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

boners are underrated.

― Dandy Don Weiner, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

only by your girlfriend

― kenan, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Arnie's got a boner
Arnie's got a boner
Arnie's got a soft-on
Enough for more, more, more, more
Let it go

― milo z, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

clone sex jpg is godhead

― Just got offed, Monday, 13 August 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

who was the Gary the Mats referenced, milo?

― Dandy Don Weiner, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

gary condit

― gershy, Monday, 13 August 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20901

― velko, Sunday, 2 November 2008 06:15 (seventeen years ago)

12 y/o yoga skiiers

― DC Purrman (sunny successor), Sunday, 2 November 2008 06:35 (seventeen years ago)

i did the "pretend like you are scratching" to " grab the rabbit and punch it" move a couple times.

― DC Purrman (sunny successor), Sunday, 2 November 2008 06:35 (seventeen years ago)

Subtle. Seriously though, dude needs to whack off before class.

― snoball, Sunday, 2 November 2008 11:19 (seventeen years ago)

"poppin' a chubby"

― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Sunday, 2 November 2008 13:28 (seventeen years ago)

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