100 funniest names for dogs' penises

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100. Lipstick

― Barnaby (Barnaby), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

99. Chipolata Surprise

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

ESTABAN

― the kit! (g-kit), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

97. Pizzle

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

96. The Red Menace

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

95. Rod of the Rovers

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

My dog always gets a woody when we go for a ride—excitement! There's so much dog hair on the passenger seat, his moist penis ends up completely coated, like it's been dipped in an egg-wash and crumbed.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm looking after my brother's dog at the moment and I find his tumescence most disconcerting. x-post

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

94. Rex Pistols

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

93. The Red Rocket

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

100. Lipstick

I remember Toni Morrison describing tubes of lipstick as "shiny red puppy penises" or some such in Song of Solomon. I also remember laughing my 11th-grade ass of at the metaphor.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Song of Solomon? Toni Morrison? they mention dog penises in the in the Bible?

― Barnaby (Barnaby), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:27 (twenty years ago)

92. Stuart

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:27 (twenty years ago)

91. Alfred

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:28 (twenty years ago)

wait no. reverse the order of those two. sorry.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:29 (twenty years ago)

It troubles me that "Red Rocket" didn't come out until #93.

That's why America's losing to the Chinese...

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, and...

92. Doggie Dooger

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:30 (twenty years ago)

And this is exactly why dogs get to wash their own penises.

― jim wentworth (wench), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:38 (twenty years ago)

91. Lil' Bow Wow

― say what (Colin Cassidy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

90. Canine-incher

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Thursday, 2 March 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

91 is the best one so far

― latebloomer: where dignity goes to die (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 March 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Matt Lauer

― ath (ath), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

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