Ever wonder how your life would be different with a name like "Crap?"

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― Crap, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Oddly, Crap only gets a result if you are a MALE. Apparently, there are no females named Crap. I wonder why.

― Crap, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Although the name Douchebag creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it frustrates you through a scattered and emotional nature. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, and through worry and mental tension.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

The name of Aquaman creates a quick, analytical, and clever mind; you are creative, versatile, original, and independent. You have large ambitions, and it is difficult for you to be tolerant and understanding of those who desire less in life or who are more slow and methodical by nature. Patience is not your forte. You do, however, have leadership ability and would never be happy in a subservient position. You are ambitious and aggressive by nature. You would be happiest in positions where you are free to express individually and creatively and where opportunities are not restricted; you desire freedom, and do not tolerate being possessed by others. You appreciate change and travel, and the opportunity to meet and mix with others, and to influence them with your creative ideas.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

The name of Sufjan gives you a practical, shrewd nature with interests in business and the world of finance. You judge most things by their material value and you are usually pre-occupied with seeking your own financial independence. You desire to be in a position of leadership, for you can see where all the details fit into the overall situation and you have analytical and organizational ability.

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

i new a guy in high school named shithead
prnounced shi-theed

― bobpeck (bobpeck), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Your first name of Cheney creates a serious, thoughtful nature, shrewd, efficient, and business-minded. You are one to make your own decisions, and not be influenced by others. You desire independence and freedom from the authority and interference of others. You are not overly ambitious, preferring instead to seek stable, settled conditions which are adequate to meet your responsibilities. You like to be your own boss and you are capable of handling responsibilities for others.

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

The name of Superfly creates an extravagant, ambitious nature with the desire for financial prominence. You desire the best in life and appreciate quality in all things. This name has made you rather aggressive, shrewd, and critical and has caused you to be extremely independent. You have the analysis, vision, and promotional ability to make progress. You could achieve heights of success in business, but there is also a factor which brings many forced changes and friction with people, which in turn offsets the success you could achieve.

OTMFM.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

The first name of Shaft creates an intense personal nature. Your feelings and emotional desires are strong and consequently you are an individual, determined, strong-willed person. Your creative nature and ambition drive you to pursue success to the extent that you jeopardize your personal well-being. There is a tendency for you to dominate others. You are too certain of yourself, and you are not open to the views of others or responsive to their desires or needs. Also, this name does not incorporate qualities that enable you to be diplomatic and to compromise.

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Your first name of Dolemite makes you a quick thinker, both philosophical and creative. You appreciate music, art, and drama and, if given training, could excel in those fields. Self-consciousness may prevent you from feeling at ease in positions of impromptu expression. Desiring to be free from detail and monotony, you find it difficult to finish what you start if it does not hold your interest. You enjoy reading and the beauties of nature, experiencing peace and relaxation in outdoor activities. A very individual, independent person, you live within your own thoughts.

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

The name Frankenstein creates the desire for harmony with others, but we point out that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Your name of Vulva has given you a capable patient, responsible nature with a talent for accounting, computers, and similar fields. You plan ahead giving careful consideration to detail. Your home and family are important to you. You have the ability to be an excellent homemaker and mother, or a teacher, as you appreciate people and know how to make them feel at ease, but you are inclined to worry over your responsibilities. You enjoy a daily routine and settled conditions, once you have found a comfortable niche in life.

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

niche

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

The name of Meatloaf indicates you are a diligent and persevering worker who enjoys a routine occupation where you can do a job well and finish what you start. You like to work at your own speed, without pressure, as you prefer to take your time to work step by step in your own way. You could become frustrated and thwarted in your efforts if too many changes or disruptions occur. Also, you do not appreciate people enforcing new methods or ideas on you, as you like to examine all the details before making changes.

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Your name of Batman gives you the desire to understand and help others with their problems but, at the same time, you can become too involved in their problems and, as a result, worry too much.

I SHIT YOU NOT

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sure the programmers of that website didn't see you lot coming ten miles away, nope!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

As Eazy, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way. You are responsible and generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times. Any jobs requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of drudgery, dismay you. In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem.

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― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

The first name of Condaleeza gives you a dynamic and highly strung nature.

You have a humanitarian and principled side to your character and will go out of your way to help someone if you feel there is injustice or unfairness.

You often become involved in situations without any thought of the consequences.

You are basically seeking truth in life and have a very analytical and questioning mind.

Being perceptive and intuitive, you often respond to your hunches, which can lead you into bitter experiences.

You love change, travel, and new opportunities and dislike monotonous detail.

Though you show enthusiasm over a new-found interest, you seldom finish the things you start.

Although the name Condaleeza creates idealism and the urge to help others, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation.

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, and solar plexus.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, you might be right but you're still a spoilsport :(

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

oi mike it's "condoleezza"

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, but the name of: Spoilsport (M) is not yet part of our database.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, but the name of: Brangelina (F) is not yet part of our database.

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

The Kabalarian Philosophy™ was founded in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, in 1930 by Alfred J. Parker (1897 - 1964). Mr. Parker made an independent discovery of the connection between numbers, the symbols of language, and the forces of intelligence which comprise the human mind. In the course of his life he pioneered this new understanding in the western world.

Alfred Packer
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Alferd Packer
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― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Every proper philosophy should have a Trade Mark.

― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

PARKER!
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― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

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