HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN JUSTEN

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GET DRUNK GET CRUNK

― Dan (In Whatever Order You Choose) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

happy birfday!

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

MAN OF ALCOHOL

Happy birthday indeed! How clever of you to almost be born on my birthday. We should gang up on Dan and make him enjoy Placebo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

Hoorah!

Last night, the waitress at the Red Dragon helped Jeff and Mike create two shots named the "Fuck John" and the "Fuck John Again".

They worked. She also apoligized later and told me that the "Fuck John Again" was made up of 151, tequila, vodka, whiskey, and tobasco.

I fear this will not catch on and make me famous.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

I'm interested, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

I have just been informed that the correct name was "the Double-Fuck John."

My apologies.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

If I had whiskey in the house, I would be drinking a Double-Fuck John right now!

― Dan (Goodbye Liver) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

Hip hip etc on the magical birthing, John!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

Haha that was totally pathetic.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Happy Birthday for the 34th time. Appropriately.

(Okay not really 34th time. just getting the info out there.)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

hppybrthsday dude, we will face off in leaning tower trivia again someday

― ghost rider, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

BIRTHDAY RAH YOU ARE OLD etc.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE. yea.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

THX ALL!

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― Michael White, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRFDAY GUY.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

If you all want to vote for/design a drink for me (that won't actually kill me), I promise to go to a bar after work and drink it, and then post the results. My pain is my birthday present to you.

Also, I'm paying for it, so any top shelf stuff is getting subbed for rail.

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

begin with one finger

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Some friends and I suggest a few drink names, which John might or might not like to use:

Fainting Lady
Witch's Tit
Asshole Surgeon

(don't even ask what kind of conversation we were having)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE!

― chaki, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.overstock.com/f/102/3117/8h/www.overstock.com/images/products/muze/music/188460.jpg
happy birthday, from one guitar man to another

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, the "Fuck John" is made of equal parts Bailie's, Tequila, and Southern Comfort. I invented it and I cast my vote thusly.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

Request for alternate nominations emphatically repeated.

(yours counts, tho, you bastard.)

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

3 parts flavored vodka
1 part club soda
1 part simple syrup

I call it "The Sickly Sweet".

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

Care to specify the flavor of the vodka?

― John Justen, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

That is up to the user. I suggest vanilla or pepper.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

One part Dr. McGillicudy's Peppermint Schnapps
One part Blackberry brandy
One part Malibu

"Fainting Lady"

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

2 Tablespoons sugar
1 shot whipping cream
1 shot vodka

I call it "The Pearl Necklace"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

2 parts SoCo
2 parts Jim Beam

It's called "The Stripper".

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Equal parts Sambuca, Tequila, and Pomegranite Juice.

"vile drink for you to drink tonight, in order to exact my revenge," as per FB's suggestion for a drink name.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

3 parts Jaegermeister
1 part dry vermouth
1 part cream

The "Diarrhea Martini".

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

I CAST 1 (ONE) VOTES FOR THE DIARRHEA MARTINI

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

Disturbingly brilliant.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

3 Parts Bailie's Irish Cream
1 large marble

"The Heimlich"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

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yay

― JW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

If you drink "The Heimlich" after everything else, odds are that you've found a partial hangover cure as well.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to have to change that to:

2 parts Jagermeister
1 part Rumplemintz
1 large marble

"The Heimlich" aka "The Really Dead Nazi"

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh, happy birthday, btw.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday!

― unfished business, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

1 pt hot sauce
1 pt tequila, shittiest you can find

i call that the "dan perry"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god, THAT drink!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

YOU DRANK IT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

IT HAD TEQUILA IN THIS, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

12 oz can Coors (not light)
dash Tabasco Habanero sauce

"My Life As An Enlisted Man"

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

dan i am with you on tequila. i also have drank straight hot sauce out of a bottle and downed a good half of it in a manliness beef. however, that drink was beyond my comprehension.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

See, I like my drinks to be beyond comprehension. Or blue.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh hells yes on the blue tip

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

So start with Blue Caracao and then add...

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

...one blue urinal cake...

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

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oh this is gettin ridiculous dude's ilx birthday has lasted the guts of a week FIGHT THE POWER

― Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

HBJJ, who I met that time

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

Happy birthday!

― WmC, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Happy birthday! Andrew Breitbart got you the best present today

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday, are you playing Monsters Ate My Condo yet?

― a serious minestrone rockist (remy bean), Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 1 March 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday jjj!

― beachville, Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

hey dudes! thxing u

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

oh hey check yr email btw

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

replied

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

we dont do this anymore tsk

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Happy birthday you drunk punk rocker. Or something. :-D

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

at the moment, i am not drunk! but yknow its 11 am, so

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

for your birthday I got you this

\m/

and this

\m/

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

but yknow its 11 am, so

Starting to slack in your dotage?

Happy Birthday!

― pareilles à celles auxquelles l'étiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

hbdjj, hope i can get to the TCs this summer

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

ohhhh shit happy birthday!!!

― goole, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

(btw check your email)

― goole, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QvyslGRdfHc/TxQcPLZGU-I/AAAAAAAAEKM/jYUc9vKOm9g/s400/Guitar-birthday.jpg

― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

kid-playing-sevendust-riffs-happy-birthday.jpg

― goole, Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

today i will give myself license to walk over and unplug someone and stand there staring and impatiently tapping my foot until they become uncomfortable to me for my birthday

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3

― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday and thanks for restoring the scumbags!

― sarahell, Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday<3

― estela, Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

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― Jurgis Rudkus // Dick Butkus (Pillbox), Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

haha!

― goole, Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― stet, Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

lol, pillbox. and happy b urthday jjj!

― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 March 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

it will prob shock no one that i have seen that movie huh

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

happy birthday my good man hope all is well

― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)

HBJJJ!

― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 2 March 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

Best sour beer in the world, steak sandwich for free from my local bar, summit, tyranena scotch ale, wife, brother in law, soon to be nephew showing me his lion sleeping bag, Henry time, carling black label as is tradition, maybe some video games?

All in all the best day ever. Also you all are awesome and thx as always.

― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Friday, 2 March 2012 05:25 (thirteen years ago)

I am sad, old man, because you are the ghost of my birthday future. ;_;

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:36 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(Happy Bithday!)

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, March 1, 2008 9:37 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 2 March 2012 06:38 (thirteen years ago)

aw <3

― goole, Friday, 2 March 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

soon-to-be-nephew

Is this a 'waiting on paperwork' thing or does this kid exist only in potentia as yet

― Streep? That's where I'm a-striking! (darraghmac), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

oh dude im late....Happy Birthday, JJJJ

― giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake (sunny successor), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

GUESS WHO IS AN OLD MAN

― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)

This guy

― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday jjj!

― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

wahey and get up birthday right up yer!

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUD17tE4_XU

― goole, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday!

― how's life, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4gXVXVXzqg

― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

gonna drink an enlisted man in your honor

― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

Happy Birthday! what cocktail should I drink in your honor? ha xp

― sleeve, Friday, 1 March 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

Happy birthday, kid!

― I Don't Wanna Be Dissed (By Anyone But You) (WilliamC), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

thxing you fine people

sleeve, the answer is always a Nipsey Russell

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 March 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

happy birthday jjj

may the gods of retail smile upon you today

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 March 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

dick

― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)

http://cultureslurp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Facebook-Like-Button.jpg

― my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)

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