Name my venues!

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So theres a competition at college to name three new venues. The prize is unannounced yet, but the names will be there forever so if some of you want to go down in history then help me. The three places are.

1. The Old Bar-A shitty sort of relaxing pool hall dingy bar type place. Like an old mans pub sort of. I can't think of anything to call it, but nothing new of fancy sounding. 2. The new Bar-the opposite of the above, bright and sort of cafe like (yeah i know.....shudder) so you need to call it something slick and cool. I don't have any ideas for that either. 3. The Venue-Large hall type place with a stage, possibly a club type name would work, I was thinking "Glitch" would be good because in the outside world it means nothing musically. I don't know. Something trendy also for this one.

So if you feel bothered give me some suggestions. Who knows? Maybe YOURS could be the name they actually use.

― Ronan, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ooh, i feel like a contestant in BarWars now...duh...well....hmm...seeing my brains not really working this morning/afternoon........

julia x

― julia, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A) Beer & Balls

B)The Top Shelf

C) F U

― goeff, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. The Hermitage.

2. The Artisan.

3. The Building.

― Billy Dods, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. Ronan's Olde Vermin Warren (although I like the earthy frankness of "Beer & Balls") 2. nymph 3. "TBA" (hilarity ensues!)

― felicity, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Old Sot, The Flash Bastard, and Meat Market

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1) The Scrotum And Dandruff
2) Razors Tearing Flesh
3) Acheron

I think I'm quite good at this.

― DG, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You may well be, DG, but you scare me anyway. Brr.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DG, picturing the pub sign for "Scrotom and Dandruff" made me laugh so hard I spat coffee on my jeans.

You are maybe *too* good at this.

― felicity, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The first one would sound good as " The Thirsty Boot 2"

― Gale Deslongchamps, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thank you Felicity. Any pets or young children you'd like me to name?

― DG, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm just popping into the scrotum and dandruff, some day maybe I can say that.

I like FU aswell.

― Ronan, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I read the thread title as "Name My Venus". I am a bit disappointed w/what I have read.

― Norman Phay, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think naming your Venus 'Scrotum and Dandruff' might be the height of romance. Not to me, though.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just sent DGs suggestions to the President of the SU.

― Ronan, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A)The OlD SOAKS B)Moulin Soleil Rouge C)T.L.C. ( The Last Call)

― Gale Deslongchamps, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Go minimalist:

bar 1 = A
bar 2 = B
bar 3 = C

― jel, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You could be really arty and name them F, A and infinity symbol, but then you'd be beaten up.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bar Humbug. Bar None. Bar Lamb.

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a). The Old Bar
b). The New Bar
c). The Venue

― gareth, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They're already called that for fuck sake. although "the venue" has a nice ring to it.

― Ronan, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh. i thought you were describing them, and i thought, well, they sound like good names. oh dear, i feel quite embarrassed now!

― gareth, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no it's ok. someone thought they were good names too, initially. but not anymore it seems. they want to class it up.

― Ronan, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. The Apprentice. 2. Alcohol. 3. The Showroom.

― suzy, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hm -- Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What did the SU pres think of my ideas, eh?

― DG, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i. Muggins ii. Fluid iii. The Rollerpark

― N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. The Library
2. The Computer Lab
3. Tutorial

― Dan Perry, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1) Underground
2)Nowhere
3) Crazy

― Mr Noodles, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Beer Hole. The Beer Shack. The Beer Emporium.

― electric sound of jim, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Laz-Y-Boys. Mint. The Aqua Lounge.

― Nancy Drew, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. Bed

2. Bath

3. Ballroom

― rainy, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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