People Who Put More Salt On Their Food Before Even Tasting It

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This never used to bother me until I heard somebody mention it - and now it really does!

Whooagh, Friday, 3 March 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, now me too.

bobpeck (bobpeck), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

I don't understand anyone who puts extra salt on things.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Because salt tastes fucking great, that's whwy

Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

You sir are insane

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

I think you'll find you are, sirrah

Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

If it's undersalted, then trying it first before salting will lead to one spoiled mouthful

If it's adequately salted, then salting before trying might result in a completely ruined meal.

So at first sight, it seems illogical. However, if you're the kind of salt-desensitised person for whom most food is served undersalted, then strategy #2 has the advantage of being the right one most of the time.

Basically, it's just a high-risk strategy. And the world wasn't built by people who always played it safe.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

You hath offended mine honour, good sir. Prepare to duel.

(x-poste)

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

It's simply rude..

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

extra salt is ok when the salt adds to the texture of the food -- salt on french fries is yum.

Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

*drools*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

It's simply rude..

I'm guessing you mean in the context of eating at someone else's house. In that case, I would think that salting the food before tasting it might actually present less risk of offending the cook. Because if you taste the food first and then salt it, you are implying that the food is undersalted or bland. But if you just sprinkle on salt willy-nilly, without tasting first, you are simply showing that you are a salt-o-phile who is crazy about salt, which doesn't imply anything about the abilities of your chef.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Generally I prefer salt to food

Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

But I don't use it anymore

Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I think I agree with o nate. Though it's silly to take offence either way really -some people just get used to having more salt (and should try to wean themselves off it if they don't want to have a stroke etc.).

How do people feel about doing the same with the peppermill?

Alba (Alba), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I do this with pepper all the time...
and I salt watermelon and canteloupe without even tasting it.

andy --, Friday, 3 March 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

What other people do with their own food is their own personal madness. What I *really* hate is people who taste a communal dish, decide it doesn't have enough salt on it, then salt the whole thing, instead of just their portion. That makes me want to ram the salt shaker down their selfish throats. Grrrrrr.

All Is Wub (kate), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

I would take exactly the other point of view, onate. You are entitled to like whatever amount of salt you like, but to (a) assume that the chef hasn't salted it enough is presumptuous and to,(b) fail to taste their dish the way they have served it, assuming that they have done their best and that this is, in their opinion, the optimum way of presenting the food, is selfish and rude. Either way, in most respectable places it would be considered quite louche.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

I just KNOW, I KNOW in my heart that a bowl of soup or a salad will be better with a little black pepper. I don't feel that way about salt.

andy --, Friday, 3 March 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

bitches who order ketchup at a fancy restaurant you're taking them to: ya got no class, babe.

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Wait a minute, now there's "housemade catsup" at some places for your pomme frittes and whatnot, ketchup is BACK BABY.

andy --, Friday, 3 March 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

bitches who order ketchup at a fancy restaurant you're taking them to: ya got no class, babe.

What!? I'm not a big fan of ketchup (I prefer mustard on fries, actually) but it's traditional on fries in America.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

fail to taste their dish the way they have served it, assuming that they have done their best and that this is, in their opinion, the optimum way of presenting the food

otm... when did we start equating restaurants with elementary school cafeterias? the person who came up with the recipe presumably gave a lot of thought to how he wanted the food to taste; i think of cooking as artistry and i want to respect the person that made it. unless it's a denny's or something, i mean that's just high-school kids putting buggers into the food.

Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

But if you follow that logic, then adding salt at any stage is an affront to the cook and their judgement.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

What about people who put hot sauce on their food before tasting it?

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i think of cooking as artistry

I most certainly do not think of cooking as artistry. It's food, it's not art.

Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

What is it about food and fashion and other such trifles (scuse pun) that inspires such pomposity in its practitioners and devotees?

Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

What pun?

andy --, Friday, 3 March 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

Trifles!

Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

If it's so offensive, why put salt and pepper on the table? Like it or lump it, foo.

But yes, taste first, then season to your palate.

Mismanners (dave225.3), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even OFFER salt on the table when I cook for people. Get off your ass and get it, if you want it soooooo badly that you can't even taste anyone else's food before you dump it on. And you know what? No one has ever, ever, EVER bitched or asked for salt--I think it's like some kind of psychological thing for some people moreso than it is actually wanting to eat a saltlick. What the hell? It seems like you'd at least WANT to try the food before you pour salt (or other condiments) all over it, with a small # of exceptions.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

But if you follow that logic, then adding salt at any stage is an affront to the cook and their judgement.

That's an extreme case and it would be extreme of the chef to assume that everyone has his/her palate. I'm just saying, try it their way before you salt it. If you're in Belgium, try fries with mayo before returning to your customary sauce. Yeah, maybe it's gross, but to be so hidebound, asthetically rigid and small minded as to not experiment in foreign countries or other people's tables is to condemn yourself, at best, to being a boor.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

If you're in a restaurant, you're paying for the meal, so you can do what you like with the food, you can stick it in your ears if you want

Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

M. White is totally OTM.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

It never even occurs to me to add salt, except on potatoes (esp. mashed or baked).

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Most cooks (of any variety) prefer to err on the side of undersalting common foods, since salt-lovers can always salt to taste right there at the table. That's the whole point of having them there.

Compare with pepper, or grated cheese. Order a salad, or a plate of pasta, and they don't wait for you to taste it before deciding whether you want these things. They serve you the basic dish and then ask you up front whether you want the extras.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

The only thing I would assume of someone who salted their food without tasting is that they had been brought up a bit commonly. There are class issues here.

I certainly wouldn't think they were a boor.

Most cooks (of any variety) prefer to err on the side of undersalting common foods, since salt-lovers can always salt to taste right there at the table. That's the whole point of having them there.

Exactly.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose adding salt without tasting might seem louche if one is dining at an ultra-expensive restaurant where the myth of the chef's omnipotence is a necessary part of the experience (without which the astronomical prices could not be justified). If one is to subscribe to the notion that there are objective standards of food quality (from God's lips to Frank Bruni's ear), then it disturbs that logic to presume that one can simply add salt to a dish - it would be like adding a brushstroke to a Picasso. However, at most of the places I eat, I think adding salt without tasting would just be a sign of a potential hypertension problem down the road and an acknowledgement that palates are radically relativist.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

The only thing I would assume of someone who salted their food without tasting is that they had been brought up a bit commonly

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, can you take that silver spoon out of your mouth? LOL

Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

pepper and grated cheese are different are something that pretty much HAVE to be added tableside, so you can taste the texture of them before they dissolve.

Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

louchebaggery

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

that's actually not remotely true about "undersalting" foods. You disagreeing with the amount of salt in the food /= purposeful undersalting on the part of professional and amateur chefs.

jbr OTM regarding grated cheese, there are a multitude of reasons besides "OMG people do whatever WTF" to not add that to the dish in the kitchen. Note they will ask you if you want cheese even in cheese-sauce dishes.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

But I think Nabisco's point is why don't they ask you to taste the food first before deciding whether or not you want the pepper and cheese added?

o. nate (onate), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever. You guys are freaks. Lookit: some days you want a burger, and some days you want a burger with cheese. Similarly enough: some days you want what's on the menu, which is a "steak," and some days you want a slightly different dish, which is something more like a "steak with salt." So you order the basic steak and then add salt to it at your table.

This is no more insulting to the chef's design than it is to specify how you want your steak done! I mean, sure, it'd be annoying to watch somebody just demolish your flavors with salt, but adding-before-tasting does not mean demolishing. It just means recognizing that most dishes do not come "with salt," and sometimes you want a dish "with salt."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

because it's not really about the taste. like i said. (xpost)

Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

i used to have a co-worker that when we'd have lunch together, she salted her food so damn hard, she salted my own food, too.

ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

cheese, sure. "Fresh ground pepper?" - just a trendy device. Put the fucking pepper on the table and I'll use it if I need it.

xpost

Dave will do (dave225.3), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

that's not a very good point as you can very well go ahead, taste the food, and then ask them to continue. They only ask at that point because it's not very efficient to go around the restaurant bugging people midmeal about it, or have to have patrons flag down the Cheese Man all night long.

Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

god, why do you people even go to restaurants at all?

Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Some people like loads of salt on things. More than "professional chefs" and foodies would deem the right amount. They know this about themselves and so add salt before they have tasted food from one of these "correctly salted" dishes. It's just like saying "I'm unsophisticated, sorry".

Why do people have a problem with this? In no way is an insult to the cook's judgement.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

I can't imagine any sort of fry TOO salty. Unless it was coated in Elmer's glue and then packed in salt overnight....

Jesse, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

hahaha I love this thread

Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:46 (sixteen years ago)

I could never understand people who put salt on everything until I tried my wife's cooking.

redmond, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

...rimshot?

jaymc, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

lol 2 years later:

Dan, would I add this salt to the french press while the coffee steeps, or add it to the cup when I pour one?

Add it to the french press with the grounds. You don't need very much at all; just a dash should be plenty.

Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

i love salt, i have loads on everything. used to drive my mum crackers.

mensrightsguy (internet person), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

OK, for a second I was like, "What the hell are mum crackers?"

Emergency Rainbow (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

Wanted: a fresh batch of opinions on People Who Put More Salt On Their Food Before Even Tasting It. Because now, more than ever, salt matters.

Aimless, Friday, 9 October 2009 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

salt is god's spice

akm, Friday, 9 October 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

Sometimes I add salt to the plate before adding food to it.

Jeff, Friday, 9 October 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

Ah, good times.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:16 (fifteen years ago)

What kind of person salts another human being?

Nhex, Friday, 9 October 2009 05:23 (fifteen years ago)

I do this with omelets, as most omelets are sadly lacking in the sodium necessary to make an omelet a Tasty Treat. Rarely have I been wrong in my Omelet Assumptions, but maybe I'm eating omelets from the Wrong Places.

P.S. Lots of black pepper is pretty much the most essential ever. As well.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 October 2009 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

I never ever ever salt food.

Black pepper tho - oh man. I have to grind that bastard at least 50 times to get my fix.

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Friday, 9 October 2009 08:37 (fifteen years ago)

i'm getting better with salt, but potatoes and eggs of any kind require it.

black pepper with everything, everytime

Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Friday, 9 October 2009 09:04 (fifteen years ago)

Most people are too cautious when salting food while cooking. I suppose it's good to be careful, you don't want to ruin a whole dish. But really, just about everything could use a couple more tablespoons of salt.

Jeff, Friday, 9 October 2009 12:01 (fifteen years ago)

otm salt improves flavour

just sayin, Friday, 9 October 2009 12:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2003/sep/20/foodanddrink.shopping1

just sayin, Friday, 9 October 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

this is for ppl who have high blood pressure and stuff bc they eat too much salt

steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 9 October 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

ok so uh this is an actual LSAT question (btw LSAT is an acronym for... well you guessed it)

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/salt.jpg

pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

Is it just me or is that the most unambiguous standardized test question ever?

Is every LSAT question like that? Maybe I should take it.

bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

A?

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

it's the last question in the section which usually means it's a harder than average question and a lot of people get it wrong xp

pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

was I right about the answer?

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

it depends, do you believe it is okay to salt your food before tasting it?

pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

I don't see how it can be anything other than A.

xp: I don't, but that's because I don't like salt on everything.

bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

i don't do it myself, but i don't have a problem with it personally

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

HI DERE, we should both go and take the LSATs. If this is a hard question (assuming we're right that the answer is A) we could be money!

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

it is A :)

pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

if by money you mean you can go to law school so you can be in debt and unemployed

harbl, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

also that's def not a hard one!

harbl, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

ya even I got it right on the first try :) it was the last question of the last section so maybe the LSAT creators just wanted to give the test takers a gimmie

pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

I took this quick quiz and got 4/4 right. Law school here I come! (but not really.)

http://www.petersons.com/testprep/quiz.asp?id=1229&sponsor=1&path=gr.pft.lsat

Mordy, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

1. Buses 1, 2, and 3 make one trip each day, and they are the only ones that riders A, B, C, D, E, F, and G take to work.

Neither E nor G takes bus 1 on a day when B does.
G does not take bus 2 on a day when D does.
When A and F take the same bus, it is always bus 3.
C always takes bus 3.

Hate these kinds of questions, wtf is E and G's problem with B anyway.

sent from my neural lace (ledge), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, that's the hardest section i think. they're fun to do in general but not when you have 40 seconds per question or whatever it is.

harbl, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

oh wait I missed out the LOLest part, the question + answer, which is ridiculously easy if you actually read the boring preamble.

Traveling together to work, B, C, and G could take which of the same buses on a given day?

(A) 1 only
(B) 2 only
(C) 3 only
(D) 2 and 3 only
(E) 1, 2, and 3

sent from my neural lace (ledge), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

I think that company doesn't actually use real LSAT questions they just make up their own LSAT-style questions

pokám0n (dyao), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

yeah and their site gives you easy ones so you will be inspired to sign up for the test!

harbl, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

lololololol at that question

bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

LSAT is an anagram for SALT. Important.

Jesse, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

also, a wise man taught me to salt the plate first, before putting the food on it (esp. w/ pizza) so that you have even coverage. not naming names, but this man can stand up and take credit if he wants.

Jesse, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

it was me

kim cardassian (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

nine months pass...

I love this thread

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha I love this thread

― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Tuesday, December 9, 2008 11:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

COOK: Tell that bitch she can salt her own goddamn fries.

j., Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago)

If it's undersalted, then trying it first before salting will lead to one spoiled mouthful
If it's adequately salted, then salting before trying might result in a completely ruined meal.

So at first sight, it seems illogical. However, if you're the kind of salt-desensitised person for whom most food is served undersalted, then strategy #2 has the advantage of being the right one most of the time.

Basically, it's just a high-risk strategy. And the world wasn't built by people who always played it safe.

― Alba (Alba), Friday, March 3, 2006 12:40 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Treeship, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago)

I've found myself salting food more and more. I think I just really like the taste of salt more than I like the taste of food. My goal is never to enhance the flair of the food, I just want it to taste really salty.

Jeff, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago)

I don't understand anyone who puts extra salt on things.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, March 3, 2006 11:37 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

"Extra"?

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago)

Flavor, not flair.

Jeff, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago)

Who is tissp to determine what is "extra" for these people whose salting he or she doesn't understand? Outrageous.

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago)


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