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I just ignored/overlooked/missed out on/rejected an opportunity to sleep with a very hot political someone who is also involved with an oscar winner and an african prince. These opportunities do not come along very often.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Saturday, 4 March 2006 09:03 (nineteen years ago)

Well, motherfuck.

I just didn't sleep with my next girlfriend.

― Camtron (Cameron), Saturday, 4 March 2006 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't sleep with HER either. There is probably a fairly extensive list of people I'm not sleeping with right now but this one feels the most significant. She wasn't gonna be a next girldfirend but certainly a good story to tell my friends for, basically, the next several years that would make me look far cooler than i am. Now she is a crap story i'm still gonna tell than makes me look as lame as reality seems to dictate is the path for me.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Saturday, 4 March 2006 09:30 (nineteen years ago)

you could lie

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 4 March 2006 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

the question is how does she looks?
if she is ugly - it doesnt matter.she could be the queen of the world,no one cares.

― sxz, Saturday, 4 March 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

I am always doing celebrities. Its not that great they are all frigid!
The truth path of love is a hard one - come to me for wisdom please!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 4 March 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is useless without her name and phone number

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 4 March 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

if i had her phone number i would not have arrived home at 4am and posted on ILX. I have her name but you're not gonna get it.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Saturday, 4 March 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

then what good is that? you are just teasing us. at least tell me the name of the african prince.

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 4 March 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, Cam.

Surely if she will be your next girlfriend, then you'll get another chance?

― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 4 March 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not even telling you which country he's from. I think the fact that the first thing I did when I came home was post on ILX is sorta telling, and indicative of why i came home alone really. This is kinda confession except it's more like "forgive me father for I haven't sinned, even though I really REALLY wish I had."

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Saturday, 4 March 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

just tell yourself she probably had herpes anyway, and you saved yourself a lifetime of unwanted itching

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 4 March 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

kyle otm

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 4 March 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, famous and powerful people do not become famous and powerful by hard work, they get there by fucking other famous and powerful people. they're all sharing some serious germs.

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 4 March 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

kyle redundantly otm

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 4 March 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

But I want some! Kidding, yes you're all right of course. My life is inevitably going to be infinitely better in the long run for not having fucked her. Deluded? Moi?

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Saturday, 4 March 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

Either that or you'll never drink from the cup of happiness because you didn't get some.

― Camtron (Cameron), Sunday, 5 March 2006 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe this is even more shameful for her, fancy being a 'very hot political someone who is also involved with an oscar winner and an african prince' and then getting turned down by an ilxor.

― estela (estela), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

WHO IS IT WHAT THE FUCK

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

larry king

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.volpin.it/photogallery/animal/larry-king-live.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 March 2006 08:22 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I feel it has been long enough now that I can name names.

The oscar winner is the dude that wrote Sideways.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

*yawn* i thought it ws charlize theron

― danny invincible (michael w.), Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

sorry to disappoint. maybe next time.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

still better than if it was the dudes that won for best make-up in LOTR right?

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

or philip seymour hoffman...

― michael wells (michael w.), Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck no! Phillip Seymour Hoffman would be the obvious winner.

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

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