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Who is your favorite retired ILX poster?

― Jumangi II, Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

they are not retired, they are characters from previous seasons

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

i for example am lilith in a mid-run ep of frazier

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Oh you wish.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Clearly you're Niles.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Kevin Gilchrist.

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

ilx coelacanth = Don Knotts: the loveable loser

― ,,,,,,,,,,, Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

maybe kortbein is the fake esteban buttez

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

he is mr snrub

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sunday, 5 March 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Chow

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

randz

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Walter Kranz

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

darnielle

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

gygax

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

not retired!

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

gygax = cliffie in a mid-run ep of frazier

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

GARU G

― continues the continuation of the continuous continuity (haitch), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Garu G = Sam in mid-run episode of Frasier.

Actual answer = D4rn1elle and Felicity. Neither of whom, I think, will ever come back.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 5 March 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

john d still posts

real ans = doorag, obv

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Sunday, 5 March 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah MARYANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sunday, 5 March 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

bigtime. mine is cybele.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 5 March 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

why booze?

I don't know. I used to ride around on my bicycle with a secret drink of wine and crackers so that no-one could tell I had been drinking, always. Once a boy came down my street on a motorbike and I got on it and we rode around the block in the dark. Another time a boy knocked on my door and said is there anywhere to fish around here. I left the house and walked down to the beach with him, in the dark. He was much older than me, I think he might have been quite nice, but I never found out. I was babysitting my sister. I love my sister. After a really terrible time I ritually smashed a bottle in the fireplace and ate something to signal the end of that. It basically worked. I'm happier without happiness.

-- maryann (tedium200...), July 23rd, 2001.

― ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Sunday, 5 March 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

john d hasn't posted for six weeks now, unless he's got yet another account for some reason.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 6 March 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

Adolf Bin Streisand

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 6 March 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

i love this ongoing parlor game of "guess john d's new identity"!

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 March 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

shit! i missed that. who has he been posting as?

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 6 March 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

Me, obviously.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 March 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

rumbled

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 6 March 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

haha i cant believe you guys cant recognize darnielle every time

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 6 March 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

spencer innit. how could you say otherwise

― charlton lennox (gareth), Monday, 6 March 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

lady di/lucy lurex

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

Di pops into mongrels to say hi now and then.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

Kentor

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna say andrew L but then i realized that "ward fowler" is him!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

n/a

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 6 March 2006 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

surprised no-one has mentioned "dee the lurker"

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 6 March 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

John's someone that says interesting things on dull threads (IE ILM in toto), so I have a bookmark for "Computer! Bring me John's posts this week". Doesn't work when ILX search is knackered, which is all the time these days.

xpost - Dee posted on the Oscar thread!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 6 March 2006 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 6 March 2006 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

Sommermute
Dee (semi-retired, apparently)
Nickalicious
Ms. Laura
Calum (in retrospect he was more fun than the current trolls)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 6 March 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

I was going to say Rumpie, but she's back, hurrah!

And Doomie. I miss him. Ah, young and innocent days...

― All Is Wub (kate), Monday, 6 March 2006 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

B3cky Luc4s

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 6 March 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

All the retried lurkers duh.

Real answer: Josh.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 6 March 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

I R missing Fat Nick.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 6 March 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

Geordie Racer.

One reason I don't post on certain threads is that a message at the bottom of the screen says something like 'unregistered posters cannot post on this thread'.

― the pinefox, Monday, 6 March 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

Robin Carmody.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 6 March 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Nickalicious

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

Robin Carmody.

-- Dr. C (petethane...), March 6th, 2006.

― thank christ, Monday, 6 March 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Dr C!

― the pinefox, Monday, 6 March 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

calum is still here

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 March 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

He's here in our hearts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 March 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

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cool thx i'm gonna go soak up some Old Fart!!!

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 17 December 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

oh what the hell why was i under the impression he was this actual old fart into cb radio posting from the cab of his truck etc.

i mean, you think you know an Old Fart!!!

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 17 December 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

Garu G

― Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Thursday, 17 December 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

gygax!

― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 17 December 2009 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

caught in a tuna net, rip

― bnw, Friday, 18 December 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

Tom Ewing
fe zaffe
Ian SPACK
Aja

Though of course they're probably all still on ILX using different usernames, but I'd never know since there isn't some kind of ILX username history reference

― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 18 December 2009 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

Lfam and Marmot were pillars of my early ILX existence, and they've completely vanished. I can't pick one, although Gareth needs to come back pronto/post more.

― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

x-snrub:
Tom posts very occasionally still
fe zaffe and Ian SPACK are both here IIRC
Aja either sensibly outgrew ILX or never existed

― Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Friday, 18 December 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

ian riese moraine

― blarinet (electricsound), Friday, 18 December 2009 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

I still want to know if he was a sock or not.

― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Friday, 18 December 2009 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

i secretly wish bamcquern was irm all grown up

― tehresa, Friday, 18 December 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

definitely not xpost

― blarinet (electricsound), Friday, 18 December 2009 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

i think i can guess who aja grew up to be

― blarinet (electricsound), Friday, 18 December 2009 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

ljl?

― Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Friday, 18 December 2009 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

sunny river? j/k

― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

I do remember lfam from back when I lurked, where is he now? sometimes I get him confused with latebloomer because I think they went to the same college?

― 囧 (dyao), Friday, 18 December 2009 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

sarahel? xpost

― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Friday, 18 December 2009 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

lfam was an oberlin boy, don't think latebloomer was

― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

where did mark p go?

― estela, Friday, 18 December 2009 05:22 (fifteen years ago)

Mark P also worked for Lewisham Council.

― Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Friday, 18 December 2009 06:08 (fifteen years ago)

!!!

― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 06:18 (fifteen years ago)

it's the dustbin collection hour here in lewisham, i'll take a peek out

― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Friday, 18 December 2009 06:19 (fifteen years ago)

these jokes are hardly going to lure him back.

― estela, Friday, 18 December 2009 06:42 (fifteen years ago)

marmotwolof was very funny.

― mu-mu (Pashmina), Friday, 18 December 2009 09:44 (fifteen years ago)

lauren & bell labs

― chief rocker frankie crocker (m coleman), Friday, 18 December 2009 10:50 (fifteen years ago)

sorry that's two but I couldn't choose. i miss mark s also.

― chief rocker frankie crocker (m coleman), Friday, 18 December 2009 10:52 (fifteen years ago)

Laura H was cool.

― Tuomas, Friday, 18 December 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago)

mark p got a good job so did laura h iirc

― cozwn, Friday, 18 December 2009 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

SMASH

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 18 December 2009 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

who was the guy who used to come on all of the uk garage threads and talk shit about is in a fake yardie-esque tough guy dialect?

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 18 December 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

I do remember lfam from back when I lurked, where is he now? sometimes I get him confused with latebloomer because I think they went to the same college?

No, lfam and the table is the table went to the same college.

― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Friday, 18 December 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

xpost HUNTA-D? always a good lol when i see his old posts.

― jabba hands, Friday, 18 December 2009 13:57 (fifteen years ago)

YES

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 18 December 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

"ME SEEN NUFF OF U FASSYGEEK WITH TA MUCH TIME PLAYIN ON KEYBOARD WIT DEM PIECE OF SHIT LIKE DEM DILDO TING U GET FOR DEM INTANET POONTANG FLEX. U KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT I SEEN DEM VIDEO WIT 2 CHICHI WIT REMOTE CONTROL DILDA FLEXIN EACH OTHER OVER NET."

lol

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 18 December 2009 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

where did mark s. go?

― scott seward, Friday, 18 December 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

if aja wasn't real does that mean dante wasn't real?

i'm no good at ilx. where is horace mann?

does blount post under another name? i like the blount.

sterling doesn't really post anymore. every blue moon on i love books. tim ellison has posted a couple times on ilm recently.

does chaki have another name yet? he's on my facebook!

― scott seward, Friday, 18 December 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

i should really write this stuff down.

― scott seward, Friday, 18 December 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

ethan!

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 18 December 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

where is horace mann?

He posted most recently as Huk-L, but he hasn't been around for a couple years now.

― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Friday, 18 December 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

jw, chaki, pp&ss

― ice cr?m, Friday, 18 December 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago)

I just assumed that pp&ss are busy with the newborn and all. Those things take up lots of time, I think. Hopefully they'll return someday soon! :D

― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Friday, 18 December 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

who is fe zaffe these days?

ice cr?m otm

― Fetchboy, Friday, 18 December 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

He posted most recently as Huk-L, but he hasn't been around for a couple years now.

Horace/Huk is still around, he's been known as "Dr. Superman" for the last couple of years, though these days he mostly just posts to I Love Comics.

― Tuomas, Friday, 18 December 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

fe zaffe is around every once in a while, posting as a unicode star or unicode crescent

i know she still posts occasionally, but rrrobyn is one i miss

― jergins, Friday, 18 December 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

though these days he mostly just posts to I Love Comics.
Sometimes people retire to a few threads or to a subboard

― alter cocker jarvis cocker (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 December 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

sunny river
kshighway

― velko, Friday, 18 December 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

Horace/Huk is still around, he's been known as "Dr. Superman" for the last couple of years, though these days he mostly just posts to I Love Comics.

I bow to you, sir.

― Nuyorican oatmeal (jaymc), Friday, 18 December 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

What happened to the Pinefox?

― Bing Crosby, are you listening? (Billy Dods), Friday, 18 December 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

I bow to you, sir.
He's surprisingly good at keeping track at the name changes.

― alter cocker jarvis cocker (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 December 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

xp he got off dis ting. although i think he's posted a few times since?

― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 18 December 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

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