R.I.P. Kirby Puckett

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gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

:-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

It is with great sadness that we announce that baseball legend Kirby Puckett was given last rites and passed away this afternoon. The Hall of Famer was hospitalized Sunday after suffering a stroke. Forty-five-year-old Puckett, who led the Minnesota Twins to World Series titles in 1987 and 1991, wished to be an organ donor. Medical staff at St. Joseph's Hospital and Medical Center are currently determining if that wish can be fulfilled.

Kirby's family and friends thank his fans for their thoughts and prayers.

The family is not releasing additional information or conducting interviews at this time. They thank the media for respecting their wishes.

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20060306&content_id=1337456&vkey=spt2006news&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

I just heard about this... one of the best all-arounders ever, I saw him play a few times in Oakland as a kid. This sucks (

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

:(

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

Geez . . . I was listening to the game on the radio the day Dennis Martinez hit him in the face, which he claimed ever after was unrelated to his retirement-causing eye problems. Hell of a ballplayer. What a loss for his family.

phil d. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

r.i.p. kirby

dan (dan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

Clutch guy in two of the greatest World Series ever played, he was MVP of neither. Cut short by bum luck in both career and life. RIP.

brianiast (briania), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

i still have your starting lineup toy in some box, kirbs.

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

rest in peace

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

Times obit here: http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/sports/AP-BBO-Obit-Puckett.html?hp&ex=1141707600&en=bcae17730d32e5c1&ei=5094&partner=homepage

The sixth game of the '91 series was one of the greatest things I've ever seen, and Puckett's winning home run was a lot of why. I will never forget the look on his face--the "Come on, throw it, I'm gonna hit the sucker over the wall" look, the kind that means something from a guy that even-tempered on the field, and then him DOING IT. Just . . . wow. Being a Minneapolis teenager that was a hell of a great moment. As was watching Tommy Lasorda look like his head was going to explode during the post-game. Lasorda had always said Puckett would be his number-one man if he had to start a team from scratch; he was rocking in his chair, blithering about how it was the greatest thing he'd ever seen in his baseball life.

R.I.P.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

I am really fucking upset right now.

Dan (RIP) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

He was a giant. It is just saddening to hear about this.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

What a joy it was to watch that man play. Highest career batting avg. for a righty since DiMaggio too. Not sure if that still stands. R.I.P.

jim wentworth (wench), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

Even after his stroke, I honestly expected him to recover. He was so young.

RIP.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

Note to Tony Gwynn: Pls try the salad

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'll always remember his name from the bits of stadium player-announcing I remember from That Series.

"KIIIIIIIRBY PUCKETT!"

It ain't a bad sign of a legacy, not at all.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

Note to Tony Gwynn: Pls try the salad

Oh man, don't even joke.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'll always remember his name from the bits of stadium player-announcing I remember from That Series.
"KIIIIIIIRBY PUCKETT!"

that was every game, dude. and the crowd's response--that enormous, all-engulfing ROAR--was always the same. I don't think there was a more beloved ballplayer anywhere when he was active.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

that was every game, dude.

Doubtless. And your tale makes me glad to hear it was always like that. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

;_;


Kirby was the only ball player I ever really liked.

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

Puckett's winning home run was a lot of why. I will never forget the look on his face--the "Come on, throw it, I'm gonna hit the sucker over the wall" look, the kind that means something from a guy that even-tempered on the field, and then him DOING IT. Just . . . wow.

Hmmm...I'm thinking youtube could be really handy right about now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

Fuxor.

Found no videos matching kirby puckett. Do you have one? Upload it!

Anyone?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

already looked; sadly nothing there or on Google Video

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

This is so sad, I can even remember seeing him play a couple of times back in the day at Tigers/Twins games. He was far too young to go.

My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/2658/puckphu008001kirbypuckett1991w.jpg

phil d. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, don't even joke.

I'm not joking

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, gwynn basically ended his career himself by watching too much video and eating too much ice cream while doing so.

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

Man, this is a total downer.

ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, there's supposed to be a link on the official Twins site to that home run now but damned if I can get it to work.

http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/index.jsp?c_id=min

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

FUCKING SADNESS.

(BTW, I was at that game, Matos.)

don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

This REALLY hurts.

Such a joy to watch.

Andy_K (Andy_K), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

Don, I am jealous as all hell, but seeing it on TV was good enough for me.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

already looked; sadly nothing there or on Google Video

when i heard about this, i tried to find a pic of that grab he made off the plexiglass outfield wall during the same game. i didn't have any luck. if anyone can find one, please post. i remember being 9 or 10 and getting to stay up late to watch that game. it was amazing.

RIP. what a ballplayer.

a spectator bird (a spectator bird), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

Found this thread via the Star-Tribune site and a couple of these stories were simply too good not to share:

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My greatest Pucket memory came before the first World Series year. Back then My wife and I could walk up, buy a couple of lower deck GA's and sit right behind Kirby. We saw a lot of great catches up close, but my best memory was the time Pucket just finished playing catch and was waiting for the next inning to start. He was in position waiting for batter up. A little girl probably about 4 or 5 with a too-big Twins cap covering half of her head came down the steps and was close to the first row. She broke the dead silence, typical of Twins games of that year, with a meek "Kirby". Puckett popped up out of stance, turned his head, gave her a big grin and a wave and tip of his cap and turned back just in time for the first pitch. The little girl smiled, turned and ran as fast as she could back up the steps to her parents.

Puck loved every minute on that field and that's why I loved watching every minute of him out there.

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Whose favorite Kirby memory isn't Game 6 or 7 of the 1991 World Series or his celebration in the parade with his flying cap. I have a memory of Kirby Puckett away from his fame that is most notable to me. I delivered a large waterfront toy to his Wisconsin residence in 1999. This product required some installation and that day was very windy on the lake. Kirby insisted that I come back another day to do the installation but was very grateful that I delivered the product to his home. Rather than just dropping off the product driving back to the Twin Cities, Kirby graciously invited me inside his home for something to drink, and to 'see his trophies'. I was so excited to go in and witness some of his baseball accolades, but instead was witness to trophies related to his passion for fishing. Fish all over the walls was what he wanted to share with this stranger. Kirby was comfortable enough to tell me stories about several of the fish. Kirby offered me a soda for the road, and I was soon on my way after having a personal moment with one of the greatest off all time. I asked him to sign my Game 6&7 World Series tickets, complimented him for his performance in those two games. He responded the way I have seen him respond publicly so many times, "Just doing my job, man".

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As a kid, I loved how, when Bob Casey would announce "Kirbaaaaaaaaaaaay Puckett!" you could barely hear "Puckett" because the noise from the crowd was so loud. I'm proud that we in Minnesota can claim him as ours, and ours alone.

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I have so many memories of Kirby. But the one that sticks with me the most, is wanting to be Kirby when I grew up. It didn't matter to me that I was a girl and girls didn't play pro baseball. I thought he had the coolest, most exciting job in the world. And that's what I wanted to do. I can even remember softball practices in high school and playing around at batting practice. Just generally making fun of the rituals the players had. "Do the cross thing, the experimental swing. Shake your booty and get down like Kirby." I even tried to have the same kick into my hitting that he had. To this day, a part of me still wishes I could be Kirby when I grow up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

From the Star-Tribune article

"You couldn't hear yourself think in the ballpark," former Twins hitting coach Terry Crowley said Monday from Baltimore Orioles camp. "Kirby was on deck. The manager went to the mound, and Kirby said to me, 'If they leave this guy in the game, the game is over.'

Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

So sad. I remember him being my favorite player when I was about 6 years old.

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

those stories are awesome

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

I really can't believe this. It doesn't seem real.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

And those stories are awesome.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

very sad - he had a rough time after Hall Of Fame honors, wasn't there some sex abuse charge (i believe he was cleared). Great player, seemed to really enjoy the game, which is sadly rare these days

timmy tannin (pompous), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

a major shock, despite all his problems.

:(

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

man, terrible. so sudden. i was a total unjock as a kid, but a friend's family drove up from iowa basically to see a twins game and they took me along. it was the 88 or 89 season, i think, still homer hankies like you wouldn't believe. kirby puckett was the only ballplayer i knew or cared anything about (after rollie fingers).

geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

He was only 45 too. Awful, just awful.

musically (musically), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 07:16 (nineteen years ago)

44, even sadder

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I misread it--45 it was, soon to be 46. This feels like being punched in the gut.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

"You couldn't hear yourself think in the ballpark"

If that quote is talking about the Metrodome, then that's just about normal.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 08:36 (nineteen years ago)

Matos, I was fine until I read your first entry and now I'm just BAWLING. Kirby Puckett was everyone's favourite Twin and no mistake.

Like Geoff, I'm a total unjock but my entire family are going to be in bits over this. People not from MN might not appreciate the whole always-coming-second thing with our teams in (insert sport here) but for those few weeks - the last I spent living in America - a team from MN was actually going to win something important. This TRANSFORMED the Twin Cities; I remember having to delicately and trans-Atlantically explain to Nick, waiting back in London, the whole 'homer hanky' concept. My mom still has them in a box somewhere. Dan, the difference with Metrodome screaming in the 1991 series was HOW MUCH LOUDER than normal it actually was once the Series became promise, then reality.

My late and much-missed Special Forces Uncle drove the lead car in the 1991 victory parade. With my sister and cousin; I'd lobbied HARD to ride in that car but we'd have missed the parade so we watched from Northern Lights corner instead and got my uncle to siren'n'horn everyone there. Downtown Minneapolis was suddenly full of people whose normal thoughts about Hennepin Avenue consisted of "oh jeez, is that a hooker?" It was so much fun. Alan Rudolph was filming in town then and was ROYALLY pissed off with all the banners, remember?

I never thought I'd miss that year so much, right now - of course that whole autumn was pure magic, right down to the Halloween blizzard.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

OH FUCK the Halloween blizzard. I went to my great-grandaunt's that night to work the door for trick-or-treaters, and the snow was coming down hard, so I just stayed over . . . for four days, since the snow just kept coming. I shoveled the walk about a half-dozen times and listened to the radio. It was paradise! Then, finally attempting to go home, I got to 56th and Chicago and bought the Details with Chris Heath's Prince interview (still one of the best things ever written about him) before cabbing it back to my apartment on 78th.

That WAS a totally magic autumn all around. Thanks for reminding me of it, Suzy. When the hell are we going to hang out, anyway?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, there's supposed to be a link on the official Twins site to that home run now but damned if I can get it to work.
http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/index.jsp?c_id=min

It worked for me. I was holding myself together fine but I could barely finish watching it. Ditto this: http://djsmitty.blogspot.com/2006/03/touch-em-all.html -- corny, to the point, and I lost it completely upon sight.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

I've got way too much to do right now to procrasturbate by watching that, I will later, and BAWL.

I was stuck taking stock at NL (I needed the money a week before moving back to London) and three days later Nick calls asking me to just swing out and pick him up a copy of Sexual Personae because it wasn't out there yet, whatever, so I told him that I would be surprised if I got to the airport because of the SIX FOOT SNOWDRIFTS and the GLARE ICE.

Matos, I want to get to NYC in May - a friend is opening a show, and Nick is in one, and I haven't been back for almost five years. I am running out of excuses here. We'll see what work is like. Mail me anyway: suzysurname at yahoo dot co dot you-kay otherwise we're going to warp the thread.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

Another good story:

Joe Reis didn't want to believe it. Bad as Sunday's news was, Monday's was worse.

His longtime friend and all-time favorite Twins player, Kirby Puckett, was gone, dead at the age of 45 because of a stroke.

"It's just so sad," said a somber Reis, who met Puckett after catching the future Hall of Famer's game-winning home run in Game 6 of the 1991 World Series. "He was quite the guy."

...

Reis said that catching Puckett's walk-off home-run ball in Game 6 was "the thrill of a lifetime." Afterward, he went to the Twins clubhouse to give the ball to Puckett. From there, the two became friends.

Over the years, Reis said, he played golf with Puckett at several charity events and even hooked up with him in Cooperstown, N.Y., when Puckett was inducted into the Hall of Fame. While there, Puckett introduced Reis to everyone in sight as the "guy who caught my home-run ball."

"It's just how he was," Reis said. "My brother and friends were just amazed. They thought I was making up the story about knowing Kirby Puckett.

"But he knew me, and knew it would be important to me to make that connection. That's the kind of guy he was."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Good guy, but that's one of the reasons Minnesota is a goldmine for comedy: I can't think of a better illustrative example as to how people spark off with the people who become their best friends there.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Heh. Part of the joy, I figure.

Pretty great blog post and comments here.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I obv don't know enough to sit as a juror on the guy, but there were SEVERAL post-career charges of violence and harassment toward women. But the media-friendly persona means it's being buried.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Which is why you should read the blogpost I just posted, Morbius. I've been thinking about that about as much as I have been thinking about the man's career, and the post -- from a female blogger, I should note -- seems to strike the right balance.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

that's one of the first things i talked abt with friends & family; "hm not a saint tho was he." i doubt a single person posting to this thread didn't know this.

but thanks for the obligatory bullshit speak-ill-of-the-dead e-z contrarianism

haha xpost, ned with the diplomacy...

geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

And strictly on-field ... he was a marginal Hall of Famer, by the numbers.

Only yr kinda bullshit is obligatory, geoff. I never liked Puckett's jolly persona, how's that?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

To be fair, a baseball player is not complete unless he's at least partially slimeball... from the first game they were all violent drunks, Kirby is definitely one of the more genteel to ever play the game.

andy --, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Why KP is being treated with kid gloves posthumously is that he's the kind of black athlete deeply loved by white Republicans. You know, always smiling and no "won't stand for God Bless America" crap.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh boy.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- Yes, precisely. Can I have some of your crack?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Also, it was so dispiriting to see a team in that tacky Metrodome noisebox win two Arena Baseball titles (and I HATED both the '87 Cards and the '91 Braves).

Really, mourning an athlete is a bit teenage. Tom Seaver is my all-time favorite player, but I know he's kind of an asshole. (tho because he's a lazy, cliche-spouting broadcaster and celebrity vintner rather than owner of any woman-beating history.)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Almost everybody gets treated with kid gloves posthumously, so whatever to that.

I know where Morbs is coming from -- "character" is overrated and when it comes down to it, nobody gives a crap whether someone's a nice guy as long as he performs on the field. But there's also something to be said for the devotion shown to an athlete who plays in one city for his entire career (or almost his entire career) -- particularly if it's not a Chi-town/LA/NY megametropolis. Call it the "big fish in a small pond" factor. Cal Ripken is a good example of this. Barry Larkin to a lesser extent. Ernie Whitt is more popular in Canada than Robbie Alomar ever was, etc.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Well, there's a few reasons for that!
(Ernie Whitt is a "big fish"??!)

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Good Scoop Jackson piece. Meanwhile, that blog/comments thing I linked...some of the comments had me going, so I can't imagine how some of all y'all might feel. But here are a couple:

Game 6, 1991.

My brother and I were at the Hawk & Dove in DC with some friends -- along with mostly Atlanta Braves fans and one girl in a Braves shirt telling us about how many "points" were scored in the game.

Kirby comes to the plate and we are standing near a pay phone and my brother calls God to ask for a home run.

Kirby and God delivered.

RIP Kirby.

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I got to meet Kirby twice. My father knew him vaguely from the years he was a sportscaster. The first time was the '87 Twins Fest. I barely remember it; I was 5. The man had the biggest hands I had ever seen. My dad introduced me to him, he signed a baseball (which still sits by my computer; it's not for sale).

The second time was the next year, after the Twins had won it all. Twins Fest again. The second time I remember. I don't know where he was coming from, or going to, but he was walking through and saw me (how is beyond me; I was 6, I couldn't have come up to the crowd's waist).

He stopped what he was doing, came through the crowd, got down to one knee and said "Hi, Peter. It's good to see you again. How's your dad?"

I'll remember it for the rest of my life. Kirby Puckett remembered my name, and sought me out in a mob of people at Twins Fest, just to say hi to a 6 year old.

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When my mom called me from Minnesota and told me last night that Kirby was gone, it didn't hit me. It didn't hit me until 4 in the morning, when I was woken up by my 12-year old self, who was crying in the corner of the room on the floor because his hero was dead.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

OK that's a little too much there at the end.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe. But if Morbius is right and it's all teenage in the end, then there's your portrait of a state.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v65/Master_Link/WS/Kirby/Kirby_japan-website.jpg

ath (ath), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha Morbs I take it back; you don't come across as a racist, you come across as a dick.

Dan (Dick) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

it was so dispiriting to see a team in that tacky Metrodome noisebox win two Arena Baseball titles

?!

So, teams deserve titles based on the stadiums they call home?

Eric H. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

(pssst--Suzy, that email doesn't work)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

Tacky? The Metrodome? B-b-but you can buy any fast food ON A STICK there, that''s CLARSE. The only people to bitch about the Metrodome before the mid-'90s share a common characteristic: they lost there.

(sorry Matos, will mail you myself)

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 07:23 (nineteen years ago)

Nah Eric, but all other things being equal... and those fucking Homer Hankies. They could at least have been color-coded.

(Shea is widely regarded as a toilet, but c'mon -- the Beatles played.)

My one time in Minneapolis was the '94 strike, so a blessing, really.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

See, here's the thing with Minnesota: generations of Lutherans worked long and hard to bring to modern times a teflon-coated, bulletproof passive-aggression which anyone growing up in the state is free to use and modify for their own ends. We know the Homer Hankies infuriate people, and none more so than the people we are competing with, so they are the most irritatingly effective way of saying BON FUCKING VOYAGE to other teams.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Continuing on the Metrodome tangent briefly, back in the mid-90s I was working as a radio engineer for the station which ran Cleveland Indians games at the time and fed them to the Indians' broadcast network. Every once in a while the on-site engineer for away games would open the mics early in the visitor's booth and leave them live, so I could hear the before-game patter. At one particular Twins game, Indians play-by-play guy T0m Hami1ton went on a hilarious rant about how much he hated the accommodations there, which included a bit about not having "anyplace to put my fucking pencils." I have it on a reel somewhere, along with other great outtakes of the broadcast team.

phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

How cramped can a space be that you don't even have room for a fucking pencil???

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Well, by "pencil" I think he meant "my enormous fucking ego." Hamilton is kind of a dick at times. My favorite of his moments was one that happened on-air, when the Indians were playing the Yankees at Yankee Stadium. He mentioned that they were in the Bronx, hinted at how much he disliked it, then said, "I would no more bring my family here then I would bring them to Harlem." About 20 phone lines lit up instantaneously, and he had to apologize on-air the next day.

phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, and I actually like the guy as an announcer.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

He's a great announcer! (Esp. when the Tribe is losing, and esp. when they're performing poorly. He lets it all hang out when that happens.) And certainly personable enough, just, er, an outsized assessment of his own talents.

My tape of Herb Score outtakes is even better. Ol' Herb was a goldmine on the air.

phil d. (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)


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