C/D: Driving around with your dog

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Classic: almost always,

dud: if the pooch gets the shits halfway thru.

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:12 (twenty years ago)

You spelled drivin' wrong.

But, yeah, classic.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

extra classic: hound dog ridin' along in your truck cab

http://www.swiss.ai.mit.edu/~boogles/pictures/huckleberry-in-truck.half.jpg

See also: Reed, Jerry and "Fred"

xpost: dammit, you're right

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:17 (twenty years ago)

totally classic.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Some dogs seem a bit too small for ridin' up in the cabs, tho.

Example:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/interactive/images/truck-200.jpg

in other news, Holy Christ: Q&A sessions with Barney the Dog

November 22, 2004 | 3:32 p.m.(EDT)
Q: Morgan from England writes:

Dear Mr. Barney,
I was wondering if you could help me with my maths homework. What is 7x7?

A:Barney, First Dog:

49.

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November 17, 2004 | 10:45 4.m.(EDT)
Q: Dani from Dallas, Texas writes:

Barney-
My scottie, Cooper has a question for you. How does sandpaper feel?

A:Barney, First Dog:

Ruff!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEE HOOO HAAA

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November 11, 2004 | 4:28 p.m.(EDT)
Q: Scott from Phoenix writes:

Hey barney,
Do you remember who sang the 1980s song, "I want candy."?

A:Barney, First Dog:

Bow Wow Wow. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Your tax dollars at work.

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

just the right size:

http://www.cnewmark.com/photos/truck.dog.jpg http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images5/Saintbubba_truck.jpg

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Kinda dud with a longhaired shedding machine like our dog.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:34 (twenty years ago)

classic, esp when your dog is in the back seat and falls all over the place when you turn too hard

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:35 (twenty years ago)

barney is a noize dog?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

would it have been better or worse to have Barney respond "LOLOLOLOL"?

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:40 (twenty years ago)

That Barney page is the best thing that I've seen out of this administration in five years.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Here's my dog, ridin' in the truck.

http://katie.mindphone.org/Veruca5.JPG

We were trying not to arouse the suspicions of NLR Po-Po's.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:47 (twenty years ago)

hahaha. Also classic: snout marks on the camera lens

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

also classic .. coming back to the car after running into the store (for a 40 and some shells or something) and the dog is waiting in the driver's seat every time.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Thursday, 9 March 2006 13:02 (twenty years ago)

Classic when he sticks his head out the window and his ears flap and he smiles. Dud when he slides off the seat because of your driving.

― youn, Thursday, 9 March 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.parkvets.com/images/parknotvets-lg.jpg

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 9 March 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

awww vuccy!

riding with dogs = always gold. unless theyre the pukey type.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 9 March 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

driving with dog in summertime: CLASSIC

leaving your dog in your parked car in summertime: DUD

I hate when people do that.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 9 March 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

People around here wouldn't have to do that kind of thing so much if places around here were cool about letting dogs wander in and out. I mean, I know you can't have dogs in food shops, but why can't they come into the hardware shop with me?

My dogs are great travellers, but I don't put their seat belts on, and I really should because I worry that one of us is going to get badly hurt one of these days.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

dog bites customer, shop gets lawsuit? im guessing

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ezydvd.com.au/g/i/p/220287.jpg

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

wot an odd choice for a cover photo.

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

while we were making the move from michigan to portland, we ran into this at a rest area.

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8249/aad4mc.th.jpg

She seemed so eager to learn!

The guys who owned the car & said, "hey! get out from behind the wheel! you know you're too young to drive!"

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

also, we were bhind this schmuck for a while in Montana:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6415/abz4tg.th.jpg

Nothing like using your dog as ballast for your truck bed, with the gate open & everything. He looks like he might be wearing a harness here, but I can't remember if he was or not.

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

also, we were bhind this schmuck for a while in Montana:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6415/abz4tg.th.jpg

Nothing like using your dog as ballast for your truck bed, with the gate open & everything. He looks like he might be wearing a harness here, but I can't remember if he was or not.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3599/aby8yf.th.jpg

Nevertheless, i don't think that puppy dog there liked it all so much.

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

dammit.

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

im going to pretend the malamute chose those flame seatcovers.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

i remember about six years ago, when mr chang, my cat, first developed glaucoma, i had to drive to a vets in maida vale, for an appointment with the feline opthamologist (i shit thee not). the trip involved over an hour's drive through manic pre-xmas traffic from wimbledon to maida vale, which left chang pretty freaked out, sitting in his cage. for the drive home, which took over 90 minutes, i let him roam free in the car, which calmed him down greatly. at different points in the trip, he pretended he was a nodding dog sitting on the parcel shelf, sprawled out asleep across the heating vent between the windscreen and the dashboard and, for one scary moment, curled up down by the pedals.

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

My Sammy Cat liked to sit on my shoulder whilst I drove around.

It's coz she thought she was a parrot.

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 March 2006 17:10 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/822/00039gw91gs.jpg

spotted by a trucker friend

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Dogs are meant to ride in the back of utes you yanks.

― S- (sgh), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:29 (twenty years ago)

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