help i need to make money quick or im done for anyone got any tips

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i gotta get hundred quid, right, to my dealer by five oclok today, yeah, or e's gonna do my head in and u wont read me no more on these board cos ill be in hospital. so i need some handy hints. how can i make a lot of money in one afternoon?

― XStatic Peace, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not telling you - you'll only go and spend it on drugs.

― N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

£10 says you're a greasy student with no mates. If you really need £100 (is it so they can fumigate yr hall of residence room properly?) ask mummy and daddy. Loser.

― Dr. C, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

scan all the e-mail addresses off the boards and sell the list to a spammer for a fiver?

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Flog all yr poxy 'new' recs to the M and V in NHG. You might get a fiver for the lot of 'em.

― Andrew L, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Found MY keys in HIS car! Sent note to porter with a "fiver." Must make it up to him following the inconvenience last night.

― XStatic Peace, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pour scorn like acidic treacle. my crimes are as nought compared to those of harold shipman.

― XStatic Peace, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― XStatic Peace, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

isn't poe's "MS Found in a Bottle" supposedly written as the ship goes down into the whirlpool?

― mark s, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, but he still died. Poe, that is.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. I don't know if this works in the UK, but the following works great here in Walmartland: go to a really big store. Dig for receipts in the garbage by the front entrance (a LOT of people toss their receipts on the way out, this shouldn't be hard). Now find the most expensive item on your various receipts(assuming that they're itemized). Go into the store, and take said useless item off the shelf. Make sure the ID code on the receipt matches the one on the tag. Now go to the return desk, plunk the toaster, pants presser, acrylic paint set, etc. down, and demand a refund. Be charming. A subtle air of entitlement helps too. hmmm..and..uh...please dont steal from locally owned stores etc..

2. sell plasma

3. sell your body

4. sell your hair

...

― gabe, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If it's expensive, it'll probably have been bought with a card, and they usually want the card it was bought with to give you the refund.

― Graham, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, the whole credit card thing is tricky. You can claim you got it as a gift and don't have the card because the card is your friend's, but then they'll just give you store credit. Handy if your dealer likes to shop at Wal-mart.

― Ally, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...

I suggest you move and forget the whole affair.

― slayer, Sunday, 24 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

wal-mart has a tag they put on every return

― gixxer, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Watch Run Lola Run. Then run around a lot.

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 09:53 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

After the keg is kicked, buy cheap sixers at the bodega and sell to fellow drunks for $2/can. Even if you give some of it away to girls and friends you will still make $12!

― W i l l (common_person), Sunday, 26 September 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Say you are doing a collection for charity. Collect cash off everyone you know, pay dealer, then pay charity later ( BUT YOU MUST PAY or bad karma will get you).

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Sunday, 26 September 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

got any tips was a pun right?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 26 September 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

marcello was kinda fucked up

― and what, Thursday, 2 August 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

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