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Do you have inner demons? Some people seem to report almost tangible incarnations of their inner fears and insecurities. I once knew someone who said that when things were bad, she could close her eyes and see a black void, taunting her. There's a similar thing in Ursula Le Guin's 'The Wizard of Earthsea', with that shadow that follows him around.

Those demons, I just don't see them. Do you?

― N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i do boy. and my arse is gonna burn bright if i dont get that dosh fat lot of help u were geezer. dont ask me to pull u out of river when u is drown cos ill just say no - u only go and swim in it again.

― XStatic Peace, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Peace, if I knew how to get £300 quickly in an afternoon then I'd probably be doing it myself. Unless it was illegal or something, in which case obviously I wouldn't. DON'T LEAVE ME TO DROWN! HAVE A HEART!

― N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry - just spotted it was only £100. Still don't know how you'd get it though. Jobs and organ donation programmes take time.

― N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

SPerm donation however is a very quick £30.

― Pete, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought they checked you out first? You mean you can just walk in off the street and wank for cash whenever you like? I'm leaving my cash card at home!

Anyway, I seem to have sabotaged my own thread. DEMONS!

― N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

S-Perm donation... isn't that how the ladies in S Club 7 get their hair done? (See, the crap joke is funnier because of the "There's Something About Mary" undertone, and... oh, forget it.)

― Dan Perry, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

According to the thing I half read in the Observer yesterday wanking for cash is no longer the picnic it was in Pete's day as the offspring are starting to demand their Rights and it is possible that a quick one off the wrist to fund student boozing could revisit you years later saying 'hello Daddy'.

My innner demon says 'eat chocs and chips Emma YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO screw the consequences' but I am trying to ignore it.

― Emma, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i want to shag all of s club 7.

Except for the blokes of course. Don't get me wrong Im not a woolly wooftah DON'T FUCKIN START

― Chingford Tor Ascender, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Chardonnay is your friend, drink lots of it....NOW!

― Emma's demon, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would like to think that my demon would be pushing Chablis at the very least.

My alcohol demon has now started shrieking for cocktails as well as wine. Little fiend.

― Emma, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is Emma the only one with demons? Are demons only about wine and cake these days? Has it come to this?

― N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you had not had alcohol for 21 days you would not be saying 'ONLY about wine' especially after your so-called friends spent Saturday having a wine-tasting in front of you and waving the glass under your nose and cackling. Demons.

― Emma, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Your friends are outer demons. I suggest you vanquish them.

― N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think the guilt of having murdered my mates would probably mutate into an inner demon infinitely more fearful than the current alcodemon.

― Emma, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

― N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hoi, stop trying incite her into murdering me. (Though I thought I was very nice on Saturday - merely downing that bottle of sherry so that it would no longer taunt Ms Hamilton).

― Pete, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes but I don't like sherry Pete as I said. Actually you have been OK as watching your pished shamblings and ramblings has put me off boozing. Especially after I became undisputed Blockbusters Champion of the World thanks to being sober enough to buzz in before you pisshead. It is Tom who is being a pesky demon.

― Emma, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS. Not *drunks*.

I don't have any. I just torture myself mentally as the mood requires (thankfully this is not very often).

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nope no demons T.G.

― Gale Deslongchamps, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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