Gentlemen, Gentlemen! We must stop all this bickering! We are SCIENTISTS!

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This bickering is pointless. We are all scientists here.

Now, who has a suggestion on how we should actually address the problem before us? How about you in the glasses over there? What do you say?

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Dude, keep your hallucinations to yourself.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?

― The Equator Lounge (Chris Barrus), Friday, 10 March 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Now, Prof. Daddino, that kind of attitude is not conducive for proper problem solving.

Thanks for the suggestion, Dr. SD, but we all know what happened the LAST time we tried that. It failed spectacularly during the "Bay of Noodles Incident" and the "Mystery of Shell Beach" episode. This is why we took away your access codes.

Anyone else?

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

I say we send the giant robots to investigate... and possibly BATTLE each other!

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― Fish is Biodegradable! (That Means It Rots) (kate), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Okay, we've heard a suggestion that we release the giant robots to battle it out and destroy Russia. What drawbacks would this plan have?

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Giant battling robots! I mean... what can POSSIBLY go wrong?

― Fish is Biodegradable! (That Means It Rots) (kate), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Your puny science will crumble under Warlock's MIGHT!

― Warlock Magazine (Warlock Magazine), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

My work on diphilopod gastric encophilaptathy has been thoroughly peer reviewed! How dare you!!

― Prof. Balthazar Zhivnovsky, Friday, 10 March 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

They said I was MAD!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

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― gear (gear), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

PUBLISH OR PERISH!!

― Prof. Balthazar Zhivnovsky, Friday, 10 March 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Alright, alright, I'm back from my coffee break. Now, where were we?

Oh yeah, Tara Reid was arguing for the nuking of giant robots' gastrointenstinal systems. Do we have any arguements agains?

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

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― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)

good LORD, spare us, sit down.

So anyway, we still have no solved the problem. We were given 36 hours to come up with something quick, or else we all know what's going to happen.

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

Two words, gentlemen: solar winds.
I'll leave the minute details of what that has to do with anything to the rest of you. Thank you.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

Okay, we got solar winds. Solar winds and giant robots and Bjork records. We have...looks like 35 hours left to come up with a solution.

The floor is open to ideas.

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

It's time to bring out the Raggettoids.

― Masked Gazza, Saturday, 11 March 2006 02:24 (twenty years ago)

it's a risky idea but we could try and...cross the streams

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 11 March 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

No good! We'd all be destroyed, and the Dimensional transquantimanipulator along with us!
We know we can't bargin with these things; just look at what happened to Smithings. We have no choice, untested though it may be we must activate the Wolfram generator and God help us if that....thing arrives before we do.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 11 March 2006 02:47 (twenty years ago)

Giant robots who've been genetically experimented on to be more "docile" and "controllable".

― Surgical Spirit, Saturday, 11 March 2006 08:15 (twenty years ago)

that always ends badly, tho, even when they tried to do that with the latest FuckDroid 5000 line...

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 11 March 2006 08:18 (twenty years ago)

Then androids DO dream of electric sheep!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 11 March 2006 11:14 (twenty years ago)

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― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Saturday, 11 March 2006 12:25 (twenty years ago)

I think there is only one option left...

Un-cryogenically freeze Ronald Reagan's body...we've got so many meatball heroes and so little time...

― Fat Suzie (Colin Cassidy), Saturday, 11 March 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Ladies and Gentlemen of Science, I have but two words for you: Flux Capacitor.
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― Okeigh, Saturday, 11 March 2006 22:28 (twenty years ago)

I'm not a scientist, but shouldn't we stop feeding it?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 11 March 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

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