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do you have a criminal record? what?

gareth, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She's A Man by Thurmann. (I did the joke first I did!!!)

Pete, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I once stoel a kiss

mike hanle y, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm guilty of love in the third degree

misterjones, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I lost my heart to a starship trooper. No, hang on.

N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i left my ass in san francisco

goeff, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I killed a gram of hash, just to watch it die

dave q, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i killed the mood a couple of times.

Alan Trewartha, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have been busted for jaywalking. Ooh.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i killed a man

nickie, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hm...I remember being freaked out by a student of mine once who said he had killed somebody. That made for an interesting rest of the term.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did he kill anyone else?

N., Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I once hit a woman named Annie in the smoothest way possible.

Dan Perry, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's just the tip of a zebra-striped iceberg, Dan.

Trevor, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did he kill anyone else?

Not in my presence, at least.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's just the tip of a zebra-striped iceberg, Dan.

Isn't that the truth! With the way I'm feeling, what I need is a good defense.

Dan Perry, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Which is a good offense. Er.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't have a criminal record myself, although I do have a moderate degree of success in preventing others from getting one. Will this do?

Trevor, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've never been caught.

DG, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have no criminal record, but have a few in my family who do:(

Gale Deslongchamps, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have Starship's greatest hits.

jel, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...

God, court websites contain some grizzly stuff. Came across this conversation, reported in a Scottish case this year, between a father and daughter when doing some research at work:

Fiona: - 'Is Mum dead?'

John:- 'I've told the Police'

Fiona: - 'Are you going to tell me?'

John: - 'Yes she's dead, I didn't murder her, I killed her it was an accident'.

Fiona: - 'Where is she?'

John: - 'In the River Leven'

Fiona: - 'Where?'

John: - 'I've told the Police'

Fiona: - 'I don't care what you've told the Police tell me'

John: - 'The bridge going out from the roundabout, the first bridge'

Fiona: - 'When?'

John: - 'About two o'clock in the morning, the Tuesday morning'

Fiona: - 'What happened?'

John: - 'Mum came home at lunch time and we had a blazing row, she was making a sandwich and had a knife in her hand, she went for me, I thought she still had a knife'

Fiona: - 'What happened after that?'

John: - 'I turned her and pushed her and she fell down the kitchen steps'

Fiona: - 'How do you know she was dead?'

John: - 'She was dead'

Fiona: - 'You tell the police everything and your going to tell them the whole truth and there is going to be no more lies', Fiona then left quickly and upset".

Chilling. : /

czn, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

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buzza, Saturday, 26 January 2013 22:35 (thirteen years ago)


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