Well, luckily she doesn't have brain cancer, just "brain cancer," so it's all good.
hahah x-post
― phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)
Doctor: I'm afraid your daughter has a serious case of what we like to call "brain cancer". Don't worry though cos for only $50,000 bucks we can sort it all out for ya.
Mother: $50,000? How much is that in cents?
Doctor: Loads. I'd say something like a billion cents.
Father: How are we gonna get all those cents?
Doctor: Well a lot of people ask AOL these days.
Mother: O RLY?
Doctor: YA RLY.
Father: NO WAI!!!
Doctor: Stop it now.
Father and Mother: Okay.
Doctor: Yeh, AOL are a really nice company like that. They'll pay for the treatment of your little daughter's "brain cancer".
Father: Rock'n'Roll!
Doctor: But you know what they really really like?
Mother: What?
Doctor: When people send out loads of spammy, badly spelt e-mails with phallic images in the background. Make sure you write the word "AOL" in a tacky black font too. They love that.
Father: I'm going to get on the blower to 'em now
Mother: What a nice bunch. Thank you doctor. All those cents and our little daughters "brain cancer" will be cured.
Father: Dtake care, doctor.
Doctor: Dtake care folks.
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)
Dog Latin, that was extremely funny.
― ratty, Friday, 10 March 2006 22:49 (twenty years ago)