Help! I am locked in my office!

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Locksmith could take half an hour to arrive :(

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

internet still works, right?

so what's the problem?

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha! you are amusing me, that should be enough of a silver lining for you!

― The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

that happened to me one - i had to set off a load of alarms by running down the emergency stairwell and dodging lasers (possibly not true). was fun for about 125 seconds. matt, i feel your pain! (but i had the interweb too)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Time to do those crazy stuff you always fantasized to do...

― The total brutal, Monday, 13 March 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)

What, alone??

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:31 (twenty years ago)

So Matt's in a sitcom episode, then. (Right down to the half hour.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Quick, everyone who's near Matt's office: go shout and point at him from across the road!

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Does the photocopier work?

― chris moran (chris moran), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

"Does the photocopier work?"

good example for "crazy stuff"...

plus - you shouldn't mention you'll be rescued in half an hour,
the might-be-glory of the thread went down immedietly...

― The total brutal, Monday, 13 March 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

MATT, ARE YOU STILL THERE?

Can't you move because there's a no-movement-after-office-hours detector kinda Dalek type exterminator guard pointing his laser at a single droplet of sweat on your forehead now?

We understand. Let us know when you get home.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:41 (twenty years ago)

(if)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:41 (twenty years ago)

"laser"

― Dan (Cue Porn Music) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

i got locked in a very small hallway in an office complex once and it was terrifying. i had to yell for help! ive told this story somewhere on ile before.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Was the hallway getting smaller?

― Dan (Eek) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Matt:

1. there's a flower pot next to the printer. pick it up.
2. there's some lint next to the coffee machine. put it in the bin.
3. when the bin is full, a window will open. put the flower pot on the ledge outside the window and close it.
4. the printer will print a page. go and read it and report back here.
5. (never got to the level after that that myself, good luck!)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

WAIT! Turn on the printer before you close the window!

Aargh. (that was the trap)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 13 March 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

so he's in a Leisure Suit Larry game?

― o -- (eman), Monday, 13 March 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Take off your condom after you're done, Meester Matt!

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 13 March 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

matt?

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 13 March 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

help i have locks on my orifice

locksmith could take half hour to arrive :(

http://www.needmoretoys.com/img/zbkk1641.jpg

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Monday, 13 March 2006 19:51 (twenty years ago)

"Trapped in the Office" could be the sequel to the R. Kelly opus.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Monday, 13 March 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

why don’t I just go out the window?
yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th flo'

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Monday, 13 March 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

My tie is wrapped round my head and I've just had to eat the cleaner.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 13 March 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630216141X.01._PE74_.Career-Opportunities._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 13 March 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

i once got locked in a freaky tenement building in glasgow (the one that houses the modern institute, weegie art fans) while i was having a piss. i couldn't even get a mobile signal. but i eventually found a long-forgotten staircase with a rusty door at the end which took me out into a weird bit of wasteland. it was absolutely top: like being in a dream, but strangely relaxing and enjoyable.

(i was very drunk, i should add. although i'm pretty sure it all happened.)

best bit was wandering back round the corner to where my mates were on the street, arguing furiously with the janitor.

"our mate's locked in there!"
"naw, lads. there's nobody in there. i checked."
"but he was in the bog! our mate!"
"what does he look like?"
"wee guy. eyebrows. sideburns. pished."
"what, like that guy standing behind you, flicking the Vs?"

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

This nearly happened to me once. After that, they gave me a key and the security codes.

― Failure Isn't Falling, It's Staying Down (kate), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 10:52 (twenty years ago)

marianna and i got locked inside this crazy backroom once at poptimism at the polar bear. tried to knock loudly on the door but nobody could hear because the music outside is so loud. then somehow marianna found this maze with stairs and stuff and escaped which got her back outside on lisle st. mental. it's all true!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 10:57 (twenty years ago)

What were you doing in a crazy backroom with a cuet girl, Ken?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 11:26 (twenty years ago)

what do you think?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 11:28 (twenty years ago)

Taking photos of course!!!!!!!!

(clothed ones)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 11:29 (twenty years ago)

CRACK COCAINE

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 11:29 (twenty years ago)

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