Why am I eating yogurt while my co-workers eat pizza?

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Those damned people can eat whatever they want - they munch on donuts and cookies all day and now they've all ordered their own medium-sized pizzas (PER PERSON) and I'm eating.. yogurt. What is it with this metabolism stuff and how can I get more of it?

Mandee, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WHAT ARE THEY SHAPED LIKE MANDEE? MY LAST JOB WAS FULL OF BLOB-LADIES WHO ATE DONUTS ALL DAY AND SAT ON BUT T

Mike Hanle y, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They're all sort of flask-shaped women who love to talk about their boyfriends..

Mandee, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hm. Ask them what it feels like knowing that their boyfriends are all screwing their secretaries or, after healthy bouts of racketball and then showering up, each other. Hilarious consequences!

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

maybe you're getting a yeast infection mandee

Samantha, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'M SORRYY..FLASK SHAPED?

Mike Hanle y, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

steal some pizza. it won't kill you. shh, do it quick.

Maria, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

increase the cals Mandee. If your body gets used to eating more, the metabolism speeds up. Starving yourself or eating less actually makes your metabolism slow down and so when you do eat a lot, or some type of real food, it stays in your body longer and actually absorbs more of the fat because your body is deprived. I learned this from my friend who wrestles. I could believe it. I would also try exercising...it speeds everything up, except death.

kimera, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sliced ginger root infused in hot water is good for aiding the metabolism.

rainy, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i would argue that exercising can defintaely increase chances of death

mike hanle y, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i used to have a really high metabolism rate -- exacerbated by the cigarettes and caffeine. but now i'm getting a gut. maybe it's time to exercise some.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Apparently I have a good metabolism, my problem is just my IMMENSLEY sedentary lifestyle and a diet of COULD DO BETTER chiz.

Sarah, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How can you tell how fast your metabolism is? My mum reckons my insane grandpa's has slowed itself to a point where he is functioning on such a low level that he will be able to carry on for another 10 years at least, I'm not sure if this theory has any basis in Science Fact.

Emma, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes but when you do starve yourself you lose a bunch of weight. Er, that doesn't mean it's healthy or anything. Er...yes. I'll go get food.

Maria, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wish I had my father's metabolism, he eats like Homer Simpson (examples: he fills up a salad bowl with ice cream for a snack, has been known to eat those "party sized" submarine sandwiches on his own) and is rail thin. Why couldn't this have happened to me?

Nicole, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He sounds like one of those shrew metabolism guys, though. You know, not eating eight times body weight in a day = death.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and what's wrong with that?

Maria, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, dying would be wrong, wouldn't it? Or at least inconvenient.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eating eight times your body weight can't be that hard, i do it all the time

Maria, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maria = tiny.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maria = tiny

I can't see how that would help

Graham, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If Maria were the size of a pea, I could easily see her being capable of eating 8 times her body weight a day.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're living a dream world.

Graham, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am the size of a giant prizewinning pea and I've got the ribbons to show for it.

Maria, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maria the pea-sized! But presumably you're not green like they are.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes I am. But my head is pink.

Maria, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I finally got it: I picture Maria as looking like the dark, curly- haired daughter on the "Roseanne" show. I thought she was pretty, in case you're wondering. I always like Maria's posts and just wanted to take this opportunity to say so.

Sean, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aw. :-)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually, I think Maria needs to visit NYC for the February get- together hoohah. Oh yes.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If Maria comes to NYC, I will make it a point to meet up with yas my own damn self. flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

sometimes i like yogurt better than pizza! ok no this isn't the norm or anything but it happens.

Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

I just are yogurt and I miss Mandee

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

i just are strawberry, the best kind of yogurt

Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

I just are a banana and walnut cake, delicious...

czn, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

i are a chicken and green salad and a bread n butter pudding

the next grozart, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

Solution would be pizza-flavored yogurt, yes?

Abbott, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

No! Pizza is much more than flavor, it's about texture and community. Things that yogurt can't provide.

brownie, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

i'm flask shaped btw

brownie, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

America underrates plain yogurt.

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

it does. i use it a lot, sometimes as a substitute for sour cream.

Surmounter, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

Yogurt is for WOMEN!

Abbott, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

haaa

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

i only eat plain yogurt
partly b/c flavoured yogurt is full of sugar or sugar-substitute and partly b/c yeah srsly that shit is for girls but really b/c the good stuff is never the flavoured stuff

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

I just had two scrambled eggs, three slices of bacon, two cups of coffee and a glass of grapefruit juice. I won't need to eat for HOURS.

Damnit if breakfast isn't the best meal of the day.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

i are a poached egg (sort of, still trying to perfect this) and 2 cups of coffee.

tehresa, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

wait i meant 3 cups.

tehresa, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

how do you poach em tehresa? i have never mastered the swirly vortex thing

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

swirly vortex + vinegar in water => never works for me either : /

czn, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

i boiled water in skillet w/ a little vinegar then cracked egg into a little bowl and sort of eased it into the water. i tried two - one came out too spread out but the yolk was overcooked, the other looked a little better but lost some of the white and was a little undercooked.

tehresa, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

wait waht is swirly vortex?

tehresa, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

cause that sounds like something i am capable of making

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

This "eggs coddled" thing is new to me but it sounds adorable.

Maria, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

one Nabisco, two cups

milo z, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

Rrrobyn, that dish is basically the manpower equivalent of tossing an egg on a piece of toast, except that you grab a packet of smoked salmon on your way home the day before. (The dill and especially the roe are totally unnecessary.) Getting fancy would probably involve combining mayo + lemon juice + loads of blendered dill to create a thinned-down sauce.

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

When coddling eggs, a small knob of butter in the bottom of the cup aids release and flavour.

Ed, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

oh that sauce is a good idea! i find that i often want something like hollandaise but in fact don't like hollandaise after a couple bites (which is sad but what can i do), but this sauce sounds like a lighter exciting alternative. i do want all this on an english muffin tho

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

A good way of doing lighter hollandaise is to make it in the blender. just start the egg yolks going and pour on the melted butter. Makes it frothy and no messing around with bain maries.

Ed, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

poached eggs + english muffin + bechamel

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

maybe with a little melted gruyrere and speck?

Ed, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

or mornay

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

Ha, rrrobyn, some random column somewhere totally converted me to the easy thin-mayonnaise sauces -- they're great. You just add lemon to mayo until it thins down into something kind of like tzatziki / yogurt sauce, and then stir in a crapload of ... any taste you want. It's the best way I know to efficiently smother something in whatever herb you want it smothered in. (And I am totally partial to using the sauce as nothing more than a neutral conveyor of way too much dill.)

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

it is also v close to sauce for putting on salmon (or other fish for that matter) before you bbq it! can add garlic etc. so good.

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

I would probably do that with yogurt, I've recently discovered that you can add yogurt to almost anything and it tastes better! Also, my new disgusting unhealthy midnight snack consists of chicken broth, cumin, paprika, and yogurt.

Maria, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

yeah how much mayo are you required to use? i am really not a fan of mayo.

tehresa, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

i am not a fan of mayo either but mostly b/c of its texture and when it dominates whatever it's on/in. in a sauce lik this it seems different, better.

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

yes, definitely. but potato salad... ugh. i only like the vinegar/herby kind.

tehresa, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

half and half mayo and yoghurt is a good way of lightening up mayo. Finding good mayonaise is too. Not sure if you can get Delouise et Fils over there but if you can you'll never go back to helman's.

Ed, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

Yoghurt/mayo mix goes double for potato salad.

Ed, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

or you can make your own mayo which is very easy

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

i am traumatized from when i was a kid and my mom would make me make the ranch dressing w/ the powder and mayo and milk in the shaker thing and then i'd get mayo all over my hands and it was so smelly and gross and even after washing you still feel like, tainted by mayo.

tehresa, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

tainted by mayo.

that's great!

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

Even before you've added enough lemon to get down to a runny cucumber-sauce consistency, it tends to taste more tangy than mayonnaisey, so mayo-haters tend to be okay with it. Using yogurt in the mix also seems like a good way to get it away from the mayo taste while still keeping it thick. Another nice thing here is that if you're adding enough flavor to it -- herbs, soy, wasabi, whatever -- that'll dominate the taste, so the whole eggy-vs.-tangy spectrum of the base won't be quite so critical.

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

(Another part of why this is so easy is that you can just stand there and mix the stuff, taste it, "needs to be thinner," add lemon, "shoulda put in more wasabi," add wasabi, etc., until it's just right.)

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

how long does it keep?

tehresa, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

i love dill. i want to try this.

tehresa, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

I want yogurt pizza now

gabbneb, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

yogurt pizza would totally be the turkish way.
i know it would be good.

Maria, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

I'm pretty sure I've had a flatbread with a yoghurt sauce. Greek yoghurt is immensely versatile and it lasts a lot longer than homemade mayo, anyway.

Michael White, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

I'm sure Ive seen pizzas here that have tandoori chicken with raita sauce blobbed over it, so theres a sort of yoghurt pizza also.

BTW another tip with poached eggs: make sure they're as fresh as you can possibly get. The more stale eggs get, the more watery the albumen goes, which leads to eggy mess instead of poachy goodness.

Trayce, Thursday, 26 June 2008 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

Homemade mayonnaise doens't really keep, it is made wth raw egg, yo make it, you eat it, job done.

Ed, Thursday, 26 June 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

i meant the mayo-lemon combo thing.

tehresa, Thursday, 26 June 2008 06:09 (seventeen years ago)

you can keep homemade mayo in the fridge a couple days to up to a week

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 June 2008 10:58 (seventeen years ago)

hmmm, couple of days maybe. I have never really bothered trying as it is so easy to make.

Ed, Thursday, 26 June 2008 11:02 (seventeen years ago)

I've never understood the mayo loathing, maybe mayo here is better or I'm not fussy about it, I dunno.

Trayce, Thursday, 26 June 2008 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

speaking of yogurty things, the lovely Emma B has taken to making "creme Budwig" every morning, and it's really good! the ingredients:

- plain low-fat yogurt
- tablespoon of olive oil
- oat flour or wheat germ
- chopped bananas + one other fruit

all mixed together

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 June 2008 11:14 (seventeen years ago)

oh yeah, plus lemon juice

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 June 2008 11:16 (seventeen years ago)

for oat flour or wheat germ you can put any kind of seed (flax, sunflower seed) in a coffee grinder

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 June 2008 11:16 (seventeen years ago)

mmm yum i used to eat this minus the olive oil and plus honey.

tehresa, Thursday, 26 June 2008 13:46 (seventeen years ago)

i think the olive oil's important but i don't know why; if you do use the oil though be sure not to use full-fat yogurt or it's a total overload

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 June 2008 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

my lebanese friend's family regularly kept strained yogurt with a dash of olive oil over it in their fridge as a morning staple.

tehresa, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

this thread inspired me to make a good dinner for myself + bandmates last night, which included a tomato & yogurt salad + salmonnnn with lemon, garlic and dill + fresh briefly sauted greens + bakery bread & butter - omg summertime!

that was like the first time in months that i've made a full meal with a number of separate dishes. i am thinking that maybe i need a family or something just so i eat more interesting and good things

rrrobyn, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

lebneh!
so good, so easy to make, so going to make it this wkend
xpost

rrrobyn, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

yes! i often think it is lame to go to all the effort of cooking an extensive meal that is just for me... esp since i learned to cok for 5 people.

tehresa, Thursday, 26 June 2008 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

yesterday i had pizza AND yogurt

Surmounter, Saturday, 21 March 2009 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

Did you put the yoghurt on the pizza, or dip the pizza slices in the yoghurt?

snoball, Saturday, 21 March 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

I'm one of those high-metabolism pizza eating jerks.

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 21 March 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

pizza and yogurt are two of my favs

ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 March 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

no i did not put the yogurt on the pizza

but that might have been fun

Surmounter, Saturday, 21 March 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

xcept i only had one slice yesterday. i usually have more

Surmounter, Saturday, 21 March 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7275/7121683021_b4fb7d9a87.jpg

two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Saturday, 28 April 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)


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