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Requesting comments on the prevalence and classicness versus dudness of various forms of physical eros-type intimacies taking place in the public restrooms / bathrooms / loos / toilets / w.c.s / bogs of, most notably, bars. Mostly prevalence, although thoughts, experiences, and logistics (particularly stall use and the male vs. female question in the absence of lockable unisex options) might be of interest. A quaternary side-topic might involve similar use of such facilities for the consumption of narcotics.

― -- -- --, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, thread title is Strokes song title, mentally revived after hearing story over weekend concerning acquaintance spending quality time in unisex with recently-met guy. Hence interest.

― -- -- --, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How come *I* don't hear about stories like that? At least directly.

Never had the experience with either sex or drugs, but there you are. Gay New York explores this world in detail, though. I now finally know what they mean by 'tearooms.'

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am unsurprised by your unfamiliarity, Ned, as this doesn't strike me as a very Californian practice. For some reason I imagine it being de riguer in Sheffield, though.

― -- -- --, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dunno abt sheffield, but up here in thee farther north me & darling wife planned to get it on in bog, but were put off by vile smell therein. I know this != what yr looking for, but it's the best I can do.

― Norman Phay, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Those fuckin sanitary towel bins can be pretty big and clumsy sometimes. in my limited experience anyway.

― Ronan, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Those fuckin sanitary towel bins can be pretty big and clumsy sometimes.

You'd have to be pretty clumsy to completely miss your partner like that. Ew.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn you Dan you've blown my cover.

― Ronan, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i dunnnit once in the medical library faculty toilets. but i must say, i can think of more comfprtable places for gettin' it on

― di, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I once got thrown out of a venue for this. There was only one bathroom on the top level of the venue and we were "occupying" it, so we got tattled out to the bouncers. It was pretty revolting too - trousers etc got covered in some unidentified liquid on the floor.

Theoretically Classic, but aspects of it were definitely dud in practice.

― electric sound of jim, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Worrabout the "mile-high" club? Surely the loo is the only place to consummate one's membership? And surely this is a very difficult (and stanky) feat to pull off?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

have you nevah read emmanuelle mr hand?

― mark s, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one thing i can't decide is that is it more practical to go in the ladies or the gents for this kind of thing? in the gents you've got the worry of sneaking past a row of peeing merchants like pigs round a trough, but surely you're less likely to get a cubicle in the ladies given that the size of the toilets are usually roughly the same yet ladies have to cue for space-consuming cubicles and would presumably find it undignified to squat over a drain.

but then there's always the disabled toilets i guess...

― david, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No but she must be flexible if you're sayin what i think you're sayin. What if you hit the "flush" button accidentally and sprayed the interior with that astringent blue liquid?? It seems complicated.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There's a lot more room in the disabled toilets.

― Andrew L, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

plus they got their own sink.

― duane, Tuesday, 22 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

No, Bosko, no!

― huy, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

bosko is becoming a bit like the ILE puppy isn't he. does he need to go outside or something?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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― bosko, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

*spanks bosko with broom*

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

(as one does with puppies)

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You are incredibly cruel!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

beat bosko w/ a stick

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

If this turns into a conversation involving peanut butter I'm leaving

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

reese's pieces are AMAZING

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

you can even crush 'em and shove 'em up yer poopchute in a bathroom ... if that's yer thing, of course.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

(the reese's pieces are on the left, obv.)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude if that's meant to be your asshole, I think you should go see a doctor.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: crushed reese's pieces up yer asshole v. white castle sliders up yer asshole?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

me sorry everyoneg

me was a bad bad baby

me was bored

me apologise to all ilxingors

me learnt my lessong

me no post stupid shit anymore

me have sex instead

any offers?

no me being silly againg

sorry

love you!

thenk you!

bye : - )

― bosko, Wednesday, 16 June 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: crushed reese's pieces up yer asshole v. white castle sliders up yer asshole?

Are you speaking from experience?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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