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I still haven't left because my across the hall neighbors have been involved in an incredibly loud and violent argument that keeps spilling into the hallway. It went something like this, and is still going on.

"Stop touchin my money. Get your shit and go. Get your shit and go. Get your shit and go. Just leave bitch. Just leave! Get your shit and go! Go bitch! Just go!"

"(Incomprehensible)"

"Just leave son! Just leave! Just leave son! Just leave son!"

"(Incomprehensible)"

"OH MY GOD!!"

(sounds of fighting)

"Look what you did to me! Look! Look what you did to me! OH MY GOD!! AHHHHHHH!! I'm -- OH MY GOD! Look at this! Look at this! Oh my god what did you do? That's my FINGER!! OH MY GOD! You bit my finger off! My finger is GONE! OH MY GOD! I got to go to the hospital son! Look at me! Look at me! OH MY GOD! Look at this! Look at all this shit! I'm standin here naked! OH MY GOD!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Who hasn't gotten into that argument before? C'mon now.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

"I'm standin here naked" Like, in the midst of the missing finger debacle this suddenly comes to mind.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

so .. you haven't left because you're scared or because you're entertained.?

― Dave NSFW (dave225.3), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

i think i saw that movie. tell them to turn their tv down (lol?)

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

"Yeah, TELL her who it was that did that to you! Tell her! You use that bottle on me motherfucker I will cut you. I will cut you. I will cut you. Now I'm leavin."

"(Incomprehensible)"

"WHAT?? For some BITCH?? SOME BITCH?? I will cut your dick off. I will cut it off."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Now the police just showed up.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Wait did someone seriously get their finger bit off??????

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

lady, if you have to ask...

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

I thought he was exagerrating.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

did it look like this?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005RY7X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

no, that's not a finger, that's Andrew WK.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

"Sir, she is in here just wildin out in here. She got a razor, a pipe..."

"I didn't do NOTHIN! He punched me in the face!"

"Sir I am a student and I'm on my way to class, look what she did to me here."

"Do you need to go to the hospital?"

xpost Ally I don't think so, I mean otherwise he wouldn't be standing here talking to the cops. She was just taken downstairs.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

fuck!

― Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.paulcampion.com/texturing/images/LOTR3_frodoFinger.jpg

― phil d. (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

OK so he WAS exagerrating.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

keep us updated though, this is what ILX should be all about (imo)

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

There are like nine police people in the hallway now and two EMTs. I can't really hear much more. "If he wants to go, let him go. He said he wants a tetanus shot. She bit him --" "Yeah I saw that" "-- and the scissors." "Yeah, the rusty scissors."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

tell me you've got a copy of shut up little man that you can blast at full volume.

― s/c johnson wax (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:36 (twenty years ago)

I think, this morning, that ritual will be unnecessary.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Rusty scissors!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

I know, it's like they're a ghost story prop room!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

"Who hasn't gotten into that argument before? C'mon now."

I was about to say!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

ahh love

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

so it's over now? can't you go start them off again, Trayce?

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

you should be blasting the theme to HR Pufnstuf to take it to that next level of aggravation.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

I think my favorite part was when the guy goes to one of the cops, "I know the law! I know the law like the back of my hand!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

actually i'm tempted to do my arguements in record playing from now on. instead of shouting, i'll just play songs like:

i'm gonna tear your playhouse down

what have you done for me lately

and so on and so on.

that way i'll also entertain my old neighbours with some musick.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

peaches 'i dont give a fuck'

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

then some john cage. *rofl*

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

play 'teh noob song' til they all fuck off back to noobsville.

― teh_kit! (g-kit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Tribulations tiga remix.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

neneh cherry's 'buffalo stance'

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

richard and linda thompson's Don't Renege on Our Love

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

ok this wd all be way funnier if i had not flooded my downstairs neighbour's bathroom this morning w.a stupid sink overflow

when i did this before -- same downstairs flat difft owner about 12 years ago -- the globe pendant light filled up w.dirty water from above through which the bulb still dimly glowed which wz AWESOME obv -- i think i have fused her lights though, and i don't know when she gets home

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

mark overflowing sinker. *rofl* sorry that was a bad joke. :-(

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Will people stop confusing me with Tracer? Gah! ;)

I had some neighbours have a real dustup like this once though - upstairs dudes, lots of furniture hitting walls, and worringly, a baby crying a lot. Then no baby crying (!! :/ ) then a woman hanging out her window screaming "someone call the police he's trying to KILLL MEEEE". Eventually the cops showed and she was fine but he was long gone.

They got evicted later, but for rent arrears! The landlord knew nothing about the fighting!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 17 March 2006 03:08 (twenty years ago)

mark, how did you know it was flooded if they weren't home?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:54 (twenty years ago)

the hidden cameras hes got all over her bathroom

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:55 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

TOM

TOOOOOOM

TOM JUST OPEN THE DOOR I WANNA TALK TO YOU

TOM COME ON MAN

TOM

TOM COME ON MAN I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

TOM I JUST WANNA TALK TO YOU FOR A LITTLE BIT MAN COME ON

TOM

TOM I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE

TOOOOOOOOOM

TOM COME ON I BROUGHT YOU A BOTTLE LETS JUST TALK

TOM

TOM COME ON MAN LET'S JUST TALK

TOM I KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE WHY DON'T YOU JUST OPEN THE DOOR I GOT A BOTTLE FOR YOU

TOM HOW COME YOU SAID YOU DIDNT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME AND THEN THAT SAME NIGHT YOU CALL MY MOM AND TELL HER ALL THAT STUFF, WHY'D YOU DO THAT TOM

TOM

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 30 May 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

I hope this doesn't end up like Tracer's argument, person's already got a bottle in their hand.

― i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

i'm so lucky that my neighbors all seem to be pretty mellow or not shouty. the next-doors occasionally yell at their kids, but that's about it.

― Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

I'm afraid that with all of everyone's windows open for summer, we might BE Those Neighbors.

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Sunday, 30 May 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

one of the good things about not drinking is that it saves you from being one of those people who just want to talk to people for a minute.

― estela, Sunday, 30 May 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

here's a picture i took last week of my next-door neighbors smoking a joint next to a baby

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8338/012wwh.jpg

they are not currently arguing, however, they are currently using their clothesline to dry out two (2) used doggy pee pads

― del griffith, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

how does that domestic situation work

― E-Mil Cioran (nakhchivan), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

several years ago, a couple that lived upstairs from me were having an argument in front of the building about something, and eventually the guy just said: "let's go upstairs, smoke a joint, and go to bed". and they did!

― mizzell, Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

Very smart guy.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 23 September 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

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