It's APRIL 2006: What do you look like, FOOLS?

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Me? Around six feet tall, brownish-blond hair, crooked nose, blue eyes, relaxed gait, no visible scars or tattoos...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 1 April 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

I had a haircut on Friday and fuck me, I look like Bernard Sumner now.

A six-foot-two version of him, that is.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Saturday, 1 April 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, but skinny pilled up Barney, or fat post-prozac Barney?

― STOP! Time Thief! (kate), Saturday, 1 April 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

Well, being pilled up myself...

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Saturday, 1 April 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

Esteban, yesterday?

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2363/1091/1600/bernard-sumner-1-sized.jpg

― STOP! Time Thief! (kate), Saturday, 1 April 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.musiciansgallery.com/photos+logos/keyboards/pianists/sumner(bernard).gif

Your act makes more sense to me now, Buttez~.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 1 April 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

(That gif is so replicated that I keep expecting some sort of animation to pop up.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 1 April 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

6'0/170/blond w/11 grey hairs/blue eyes/crooked teeth/loping gait

no tats or viz scars (teh damage is all internal)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 1 April 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

5'3", weight...fluctuating, long blonde hair in need of a trim, oh I've got green eyes oh I've got blue eyes oh I've got greyyyy eyes, nose may be best feature, gait sort of quick and hunched over, a friendly yet crooked smile, scar on left knee after investigating loudly mewing cat, do not own digital camera, fairly foolish.

― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

5'4", v. long dark hair in need of a cut. black-frame glasses. three colors of paint and mortar dried on my hands. no time for makeup. or my digital camera.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh I've got green eyes oh I've got blue eyes oh I've got greyyyy eyes

Me too! What's that all about, eh?

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Our confusion, perhaps.

― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

Bollocks! Wrong song, innit. Read that as "because we are tempting".

― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dramateatro.arts.ve/imagenes/brecht_dramateatro_01.jpg

Me, yisterday.

― Mystic Handyman (noodle vague), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

I stopped growing just shy of six feet tall. It has always seemed like desperate overreaching to describe myself as "5 feet 11 1/2 inches tall", just like a child claiming to be "eleven and 5/6 years old", but it is the god's honest truth. I tend just to say six feet and to hell with accuracy.

I weigh ~160 lbs. I believe the brits, who are naturally conservative, would describe this as eight stone.

The combination of 6 feet and 160 lbs makes me sound svelte and fit. I am fit enough for all general purposes, but my natural construction is to be a stick figure of 145 lbs or thereabouts, so that in carrying 160 lbs I actually have a modest spare tire - and skinny arms and legs.

My hair is brown, excessively wispy and there isn't much of it left on top. I wear a beard that is reasonably close-trimmed most of the time and shot through with grey. I wear wire-rimmed glasses of a decidedly outdated fashion - much too oval to be chic.

I usually wear old clothes. My taste in clothes hasn't budged since high school and you'd know my type right away if you looked at me. Advanced middle-aged, scruffy jeans (levis), old, plain shirt with fraying collar, hiking boots, not a trace of fashion sense and proud of it. I look like a hybrid of a cowboy (without the hat), a beat poet (without the beret), and a hobo (without the stabbing knife).

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 1 April 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000024K6.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Compare & cuntrast.

― Mystic Handyman (noodle vague), Saturday, 1 April 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

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― Ansible Adams (ex machina), Saturday, 1 April 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

I had a haircut on Friday and fuck me, I look like Bernard Sumner now. A six-foot-two version of him, that is.

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!

I give you Bernard Sumner, renowned musician. (I kid you not.)

http://www.musiciansgallery.com/photos+logos/keyboards/pianists/sumner(bernard).gif

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 1 April 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Aimless, Brits would only describe that as eight stone if they were really dreadful at maths: there are 14 pounds to a stone, not 20.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 1 April 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Calling a dude on his weight is loooooow, Martin.

― Mystic Handyman (noodle vague), Saturday, 1 April 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, Martin. Eleven stone and 3/7ths, then.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 1 April 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, we generally discuss weights in sevenths of a stone here.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 1 April 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Another lucky guess to my credit!

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 1 April 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Though many more educated people would say "11.428571 recurring stone" rather than using fractions, of course.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 1 April 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and me with a pic to share, but this thread has the sillies.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 1 April 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bespectacled.net/photos/chris_and_alex_visited_ch/p1050424.JPG

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 1 April 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Also I am 6'3", br/bl, and I carry more weight than I seem to. I have enough stones.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 1 April 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Me today, entertaining the masses at Ye Olde National Cherrye Blossom Festival. PS I thought maybe I saw Ally and Tom taking wedding photos near the tidal basin, but unless Ally suddenly turned into an Asian girl with a gigantic rack and the bad taste to wear porny white platorm shoes with her ivory strapless wedding dress, then no.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c161/plddc1/phil_ncbf2.jpg

― phil d. (Phil D.), Saturday, 1 April 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Peepuls! Is there not some clue in the thread title that youse are mostly missink here?

― Mystic Handyman (noodle vague), Saturday, 1 April 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v430/astms/WANTEDFROG.jpg

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 1 April 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/colinohara/colinoutofcontext.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

That is a GREAT pic jed!

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/Rockhardyavatar.jpg

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

jed's pic reminds me of the opening scene in stephen king's it

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

haha thanks. it was supposed to be this

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/54/120603430_a16bfed968.jpg?v=0

Yeah yeah yeah, me with the baby again. :-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 2 April 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 2 April 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

aww! puppy!

― sunny successor (katharine), Sunday, 2 April 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

Aww, that's a great pic, Nathalie :-)

― Surfer_Stone_Rosalita (Surfer_Stone_Rosalita), Sunday, 2 April 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

that baby wants cash!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 2 April 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

april or no, i still look like a sack of crap

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Sunday, 2 April 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/dump/me-20060402.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 2 April 2006 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

(Self-portrait)

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 2 April 2006 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/38/121822727_bf74164114.jpg?v=0

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Sunday, 2 April 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

something's..different...can't quite...figure out what...

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Sunday, 2 April 2006 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

Hot.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 2 April 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

kah-youth!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 2 April 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

IS THAT JERRY HALL??

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Sunday, 2 April 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Nathalie, is that photographer in the mirror the first appearance of Thom? :-)

(oh, and Hi, Lucy! We're over here! Yoohoo! *waves* )

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 2 April 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

nathalie, you look amazing! i can't believe you've had a baby so recently! what a very cute picture :)

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

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― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

IAN VS. CHILI DAWG

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

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Heavens! ;-)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

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sensitive bros

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

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i may be on drugs in this picture

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/53/135756653_0aeb2a7888.jpg

ian is my bunnywife

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

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eternal teenager

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

These hugging pictures are making me lose my shit

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 27 April 2006 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

Looks like Ned is enjoying the hug a bit less than the other participants.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:29 (nineteen years ago)

haha yeah the facial expression says it all

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

multi x-post but ha ha, Marianna before and after - this is your brain on Shimura Curves.

― Henrietta Leavitt and the Cepheid Variables (kate), Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

Terrastock is about hugging and hotdogs. AND WUV.
Ian looks so protective with his arms around Ned and Jon - "don't worry, it's gonna be aaaallright." Ned=unconvinced.

I think Marianna looks cute in the frowny picture too!

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

Possibly silly question: allocryptic, are you teh same bro who used to be trigonalmayhem?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

haaa

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

that ned/ian/jw pic is one of the most wonderful things i've ever seen

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

Trayce: nah, I'm Andrew. Or Elmo. Whichever you prefer.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

FOR FUTURE REFERENCES, TRIONALMAYHAM

http://myspace-925.vo.llnwd.net/00600/52/99/600719925_l.jpg
http://myspace-503.vo.llnwd.net/00017/30/54/17414503_l.jpg
http://myspace-437.vo.llnwd.net/00003/73/46/3016437_l.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ http://static.flickr.com/50/135756652_1decf8315f.jpg

cuet!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

Photo w/ iPod --> I can't decide whether to smooch it or rumple its hair.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

Ned has FEAR in the eyes

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Ned fears absolutely nothing.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

i'm definitely not that guy.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

someone plz post the pciture of wayne making a japanese style V

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/45/135756655_d39b8caf07.jpg

HAPPY IAN

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, I'm so dronerock in this photo, if I had a pointy nose, I'd fuck myself.

http://static.flickr.com/44/136396803_d788578aac.jpg

― Wear High Heels, Get A Record Deal (kate), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

you're invited to.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

jinx crawl back under your rock please.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

kate, that pic is awesome and so is your new kenickie-ref name!

also, that first mayHAM photo is KILLING ME

yes, kate AWESOME photo. totallly the right guitar, hand position, everything. we just need your face half-obscured by hair and not microphone.

― someone let this mitya out! (mitya), Saturday, 29 April 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

drunk + bored + delayed flight =
http://static.flickr.com/56/128876035_e201277f46_m.jpg

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Saturday, 29 April 2006 07:15 (nineteen years ago)

WE ARE WORDS BEYond WORDS BEYond Pictures Byeond WERDS./

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 29 April 2006 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, thanks. THere's an even better one, with more HAIR that AMP hasn't downloaded yet. Will pots it when I get it.

Sorry, I'm not usually this vain, I know I'm an ugly cunt, but I just like the *look* of these photos.

― Wear High Heels, Get A Record Deal (kate), Saturday, 29 April 2006 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/DSCN0941.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 April 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

haw, you can see the cat hairs on my shirt

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 April 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

pawthetic

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 April 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/45/137199570_ea3c628323.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 1 May 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

a little young for you...

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 1 May 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

Is that supposed to be funny?

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 1 May 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 1 May 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

Momus, you should introduce prosthetic arm hair to japan.

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I stick it on every morning with tiny pieces of tape.

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 1 May 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

I need to take a picture of how ENTIRELY SILVERWHITE my hair has become. People are starting to try and talk me into growing out the dye, it is so completely white.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 1 May 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

I've lost the cable what connects my digital to my puta, so here is a crap, grainy shot from teh webcam. I am smiling nicely in it, and, less obviously, wearing nice pyjamas.

http://www.furanes.net/images/grin.JPG

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 1 May 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

Verboten! :(

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 1 May 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

you have a camera connected to your puta?!?!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

What's with the arm hair stopping at a certain point? Do you shave the top of your arms?

― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

you have a camera connected to your puta?!?!

Yes. And it streams! ~~Do you want to see~~

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

Andrew, nice shirt. (That's not trying to be funny)

― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://usuarios.lycos.es/curiokun/not_img/ebichu.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

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