can you one up this crazy fun pitch?

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"The main character, "Mad Dog" Seiji Sawamura, is a 17-year old student who is very adept at fighting and keeps getting into trouble. It's a life he's comfortable with - except that it intimidates the girls, which is why he's never had a date in his life. As such, his lovelife pretty much revolves around issues of Milk Cafe and a bottle of lotion. After a particularily strong bit of lamentation about the "only lover he'll ever have being his right hand" he suddenly finds that the hand is gone, and in its place is a girl named Midori Kasugano, roughly the size of his hand, who turns out to have no idea how she got there and to have held a crush on him for a long time. Mayhem and romance, mostly the former, ensue."

I know you can , I believe in you!

― rory@, Saturday, 1 April 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

But... that's just crazy talk.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 1 April 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

eddy murphy, eddy munster & eddy money are roomates and coworkers at a newspaper.

it is called eddys m.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 1 April 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

where the pitchz at? http://www.objectif-cinema.com/miseaupoing/images/048/thierryardisson_02.jpg

― rory@, Sunday, 2 April 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

ok i admit it i am back with the crazy fun pitches ----------------------------------- there is this one guy in the premiership always anticipating casual sex fantasy its coming! its coming! they whisper but he's heard that women say its immoral which he suspects is part of 911 and its repercussions although his recent apprenticing to gay kings is leading him to believe that he might be better off anticipating brothers of the head naturally he suspects that it all might be connected to feeling no longer useful in this world which leads to the classic questions of anyone here prefer the real world to college? or If a work can be called “art” simply because its author claims it to be such, then there is no such thing as art? and of course dear [random person i saw today], i love you! fearing that he would be forever associated with weird fat kid smells and feeling no longer useful in this world in a fatal attempt to rock the vote he commits the seattle 'party culture' mass murder his dying words "i am a hoxtonite"

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 2 April 2006 09:04 (nineteen years ago)

Get this: snakes on a plane. There. Pwnd.

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 2 April 2006 09:26 (nineteen years ago)

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