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So I've been told that, subject to management agreeing and all, I'll be interviewing S Club 7 and Sophie Ellis Bextor when they play here on Sunday.

I have some ideas of what to ask them, but is there anything I should know about that would be interesting? Obviously I'll go and do research myself too, but if any of you have any ideas that would be great, I could use the help, this being my first interview ever and all.

Also my friends girlfriend wants Sophie Ellis Bextors autograph, so you can help me think of something funny for her to write. So far I have only thought of inexplicable messages like "hope things are better after the big operation, Sophie Ellis Bextor".

I guess doing that really crucifies any attempts at a professional approach actually.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Possible non questions.

"So guys, Dinosaurs or Robots?" (actually maybe).

― Ronan, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Are you related to Mark Viduka at all?"

― Tim, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sophie - do you have two songs in your different incarnations which constantly repeat the word "I know" (a la The Pessimist Is Never Disappointed and Murder On The Dancefloor) on purpose to try and reinforce the reputation that you are a bit of a Know-it-all? Or is it coincidence?

― Pete, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sophie, is your mum a bit of a go-er or what?

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

EW a chat up line that nearly worked on my chum was a certain lady coming up to him and telling him about her lesbiotic fantasies with Sophie E-B! It was working as desired, until he saw the engagement ring on her finger. Oopsies. Then he RAN. Ask SEB what it is like to be USED, used for your hampster be-cheeked looks.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

These are much funnier than the "what are you doing tonight" jokes my friends were making.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rachel (s-Club), what do you think of Momus' latest essay?

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can you ask 'em whether any of 'em would like night of passion shaggin' yours truly. thats only sofi and the girls in club 7 not the blokes cos i aint no woolly woofter.

gotta remind 'em that im a REAL MAN bumper iceland shag one get one free!

― Chingford Tor Ascender, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Paul S Club "Have you ever thought of Rachel while shagging Hannah"

John S Club "Have you ever thought of shagging while thinking of Rachel".

― Ronan, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All of S-Club. "There's a farmer with a fox, a chicken and a bag of grain, and he wants to cross the river in his boat and he can only take one of them at a time...

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He'd have to be pretty desperate to "take" the bag of grain. I mean the other two are living things at least.

ohhhhhhhhh dear. sorry that was truly awful. i keep acknowledging that and yet i still posted it.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ronan i am in a mad panic hurry this morning so see if you can find the suggested qs i supplied on the boards to n.dastoor for a hear'say interview way back when [thread = WHAT QUESTIONS SHOULD I ASK HEARSAY or similar]

cuz they were not bad

― mark s, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thanks mark, i just found them and they are very useful.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ask them who they think the FA, or FAI, should commission to write the English or Irish World Cup song.

― Jonnie, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ask Rachel S Club if she likes Canadians with huge dicks, but do it nonchalantly

― dave q, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what do they really think of lesbain desire bones?

― goeff, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"What's the most unacceptable thing to come out of your... record company?"

― Tim, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OK get this. The same person who said yesterday and I quote "that's fine, I'll give you the promoters number tomorrow and once they're ok with it, you've got the job", has now said "sorry Ronan, we've had alot of requests and so we've had to give it to someone else".

WTF? How unprofessional is that? And why do I get the impression that this bitch who runs the college mag has just given the fuckin job to one of her mates or some other muppet?

I'm really angry. How unprofessional is it to give the job to someone and then take it away? I'm also meant to be writing something for the same person, I'm particularly tempted to write something that gets her shitty fucking rag sued. which has happened before.

The most annoying part is that I can bet you any money that the questions that WILL appear will all be "if you were on a desert island, what would your 3 wishes be" and all this fucking shit that noone wants to know.

Grrrrr...........this is ridiculous.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ok new revenge answers.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Might as well ask the 'most unacceptable question' to this person, then.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

your polite style is very nice. You want only one? they might be cheaper in quantity. Thanks for asking politely. So if you were offered two for the price of one, would you say no?

― luke, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If there isnt an Sclub party happening what party would be most like an Sclub party?

Rachel: Could you please swing from a pole while naked?

― Mr Noodles, Thursday, 24 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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