I have been diagnosed with a "bloody spleen"

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Does anyone know if this disorder? Apparently I will be taking a medication and can no longer eat anything that contains salt.

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 2 April 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

google would indicate that most bloody spleens have left their host body

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Sunday, 2 April 2006 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

only if they didn't stop bleeding. good luck and good health Mr Jones.

― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Sunday, 2 April 2006 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

April Fools! My spleen is clean!

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 2 April 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

Bloody hell!

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 2 April 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

"I'll give you a bloody spleen"...as my dad used to say.

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Sunday, 2 April 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

My man has asplenia, no spleen at all, but the docs thought for a long time he had polysplenia --- bunches of tiny spleens partying in yr abdomen! The spleen is a mystery. I love the apocrophyl (sp?) tale wherein a professor asks his class who knows what the spleen does. When a student raised its hand, the prof said, "OH? Because no one else does!" Zing!

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 2 April 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think you buy apocrophyl at the chemist.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Sunday, 2 April 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

I thought the spleen made the penis supple?

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Monday, 3 April 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

I have something called a "normal cyst" on my spleen. Im told it means nothing bad.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 April 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

a normal cyst

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 3 April 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

there's something wrong about that phrase but i can't quite put my finger on it

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 3 April 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you, Professor ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 April 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

I've always had a dream
I'd like to meet the spleen
I'd like to punch her in the face
Yeah, that would make me laugh

I'd love to kick her in the face
And then I'd make a picture of it
In lovely ekta chrome
And then I'd give it to the prince

I hate the bloody spleen
She makes me go to school
I hate the bloody spleen
And all her bloody rules

I'd like to drown the spleen
Off the coast of argentine
Throw her off a battle ship
With her faulklands war machine

She taxes me to death
I can't afford me dope
I'd like to get her high
Yeah, that would make me laugh
Ha, ha, ha, ha

I hate the bloody spleen
She makes me go to school
I hate the bloody spleen
And all her bloody rules

I hate the bloody spleen
I hate the bloody spleen
I hate the bloody spleen
I hate the bloody spleen

I feel sorry for you lady di
Having a mother-in-law like that

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 3 April 2006 07:06 (nineteen years ago)

I was diagnosed with a "large heart" (seriously) when I had a BUPA checkup a few years back. It's not a serious medical issue -- I, er, just have an abnormally large heart.

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Monday, 3 April 2006 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

This sounds like the sort of thing that people got in the 17th century, for which the cure wasa course of leeches.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 3 April 2006 08:26 (nineteen years ago)

google would indicate that most bloody spleens have left their host body

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound@hotmail.com), April 2nd, 2006.

http://www.monstersinmotion.com/catalog/images/predator/01apm17.jpg

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Monday, 3 April 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

i saw this thing on itv the other week
that if she plays with her abdomen she's probably keen
well she was playing with her abdomen well regularly
sadly it was because she had a bloody spleen

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 April 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

actually I once dreamt my spleen escaped

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

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