alicia silverstone - C or D

(Another joke that no one but Dandy Warhols fans will get. Sigh.)

attention lovers of cinematic trash: "the crush" is on encore right now.

i miss her

should do a new aerosmith video

noooooo

i really need to get cable.

maybe a tv first.

new aerosmith video in which she burns copies of fight club and dances on biggie's grave, desecrating my entire adolescence at once

lol strongo was your post on the omegle thread inspired by that or is this pure coincidence?

the stars were just aligned i suppose.

my favorite exchange in "the crush":

"guess what?"
"what?"
"i got my period!"

I watched Clueless against my better judgement. It was one of my girlfriend's favorite movies. By the end of the movie, she turns to me and burst out laughing. I was almost in tears. Also recently I watched a two episode Lifetime summer book turned movie. She plays a fashion reporter who solves fashion related murders. They weren't half bad.

Clueless is my favorite movie of all time, I don't think there is a single scene I can't recite line for line.

It's the girl's "Monty Python"

i went to see it with my sisters and cousins and aunts. it was pretty epic for its time!

or... for all time!

pfft. as if.

actually yeah it was pretty good. same summer as Batman Forever and the delightful Congo.

so what is she up to these days?

i got home from work last night and she was on oprah shilling her new book about lol veganism and having big larfs (with oprah) about her bowel movements
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4028/4310288283_dc7a72bdda.jpg

kinda methy teeth

she looked healthy, but v v thin. her mouth still does that weird thing where it moves around a lot when she talks.
i think her teeth are just not hollywood whitened teeth, ie normal

probably- the screengrab colours aren't helping.

new aerosmith video in which she burns copies of fight club and dances on biggie's grave, desecrating my entire adolescence at once

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, September 8, 2009 8:59 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01U6VNkGPN8

that kid is gonna have some major hangups later in life

The contents of her bowl were "a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum!"

"He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I'm eating," she continues, talking about her 10-month-old son. "This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!"

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xas2fz_saturady-night-live-pre-chew-charli_fun

huh

Bear Blu

Kid's pretty adorable tho.

Amy Heckerling's Vamps got some glowing reviews, and has vanished from NY theaters in less than 2 weeks.

I hope alicia realizes that really young kids need a goodly amount of fat and protein in their diet to aid in brain and muscle development. having your kid attack you for food is not quite as reassuring a behavior as you seem to think it is.

I think kids should make up their own mind about vegetarianism, as I think they should be encouraged to think for themselves about religion and politics.

I think they should learn what vegetables are, though.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=vamps.htm

How does that open in "one theaters"?

I agree kids should make up their own minds about vegetarianism...but I'm not sure if you mean that means eating meat, not eating meat, or doing what their parents do until they decide?
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whenever their parents stop chewing their food for them is when they decide

I would say when they procure their own food is when they decide...the parents shouldn't have the meat in their house against their own beliefs (if it is against their beliefs, which isn't the case with all vegetarians obv)

Isn't Alicia Silverstone currently on Broadway?

Parents shouldn't force meatloaf and liver on their young'uns, as I had forced on me as a child. Although my mom made chicken kiev and always had vegetables. But most kids don't have parents who encourage vegetarianism. I hated meatloaf, I used to feed it to the dog under the table and go, "whoo, that was good!"

I can't complain, she made a complete dinner for us every night.

the music video for aerosmith's "amazing" made so much more sense to me when I was younger

Right, I don't think parents should force the kids to eat something that repulses them or that goes against their beliefs. So, for me the kids can decide for themselves to not eat meat before they can decide for themselves to eat meat, I guess.

I don't remember any of those Aerosmith videos besides the first one, and I don't remember which one that was. There were 3 with AS, right?

"amazing" is the one where a guy enters cyberspace to ride a motorcycle and skyboard with AS. And he apparently did it all to download a picture of AS with his 56kbps modem. But at the end, AS is on a computer and all like "the GUY was the simulation"

she was fantasizing that someone would fantasize about her. that's pretty deep, man.

amazing, even.

but why was the guy in the simulation all self-conscious about his looks then?

the guy also hangs her photo up with a lineup of other girls he's simu-creeping on. why would she want to be desired by a dude that desires all of these other girls?

I think that the director looked at some porn, felt guilty, and then tried to justify it with this video

well i see there'll be no campaign to make Vamps this year's Margaret.

"guess what?"
"what?"
"i got my period!"

still a lol

i wish the crush was on right now.

Didn't realize Vamps was Amy Heckerling. The Slant review says there's "a subtle reference to Siegfried Kracauer's classic tome of film crit, From Caligari to Hitler"--that's so phenomenally esoteric. I'm interested.

I actually do want to see Vamps

vamps was reallllllly bad yall.

^ insane. Vamps IS some kind of near-classic! Reese's last scene is a great one.

(warning: Heckerling speaks through Alicia's 200-year-old character bemoaning social-media/electronic zombiehood, so Old Lady Shouts at Cloud)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I22Lqr9IRKY

also Malcolm McDowell as a mellowed Vlad the Impaler, knitting sweaters

Vamps is a bit sloppy, but actually quite funny and even unexpectedly poignant--the Silverstone character's malaise casts a melancholy pall over the whole thing that's hard to shake. Shame to waste Taylor Negron like that, though.

eating poisonous berries from someone's front garden = dud

this tiktok of a confused alicia silverstone eating a fruit off a bush from someone’s front yard in london blissfully unaware that it’s actually a very poisonous form of deadly nightshade has absolutely killed me. she’s not posted since either rip girl you were great in clueless pic.twitter.com/ozdnL0RvC5

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