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There is nothing more enjoyable than watching a pair of writers hitting their peak. Footballers wives is such a peak.

"Crispy Tits anyone?"

― Pete, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It should be noted that with my finger firmly on the pulse as ever I was the one who introduced Pete to the joy of Footballers' Wive$ (NB dollar sign = v.v. important).

― Emma, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's better than bad girls cos that prison business put a downer on the trashy entertainment value. footballers wives dont have a bars and walls stopping them from being bad. on the contrary they have too much money and time.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On the other hand Bad Girls had loads of lesbian stuff and girl-on- girl bullying.

I was most disgruntled to see that Germaine Greer was trapping on about FW in the Guardian, leave our trash culture alone goddammit.

― Emma, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The bit where Chardonnay was cutting her hair off in the bogs was funny. Also Gillian Taylforth telling her to pull herself together and get on prozac with her crispy titZoR! "You're a footballers wife naaahh"!!!! ARF. What happened with the blonde chick who visits the bloke in a coma who has the PERVY NURSE EUGH that was absolutely hideous.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blonde chick is Tanya who is the reason poor Frank is in a coma after she viciously assaulted him for not telling her that Biagi was being signed thereby endangering Jason's career.

Poor poor Chardonnay. Her tits were her livelihood. Not sure why hacking hair off is a sign of female mentalism but it is and has long been. Ho hum.

― Emma, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"writers"? i assumed it was a documentary. is this not so?

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No they actually named a drama "Footballers Wives".

I thought it was a documentary too at first.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is Jason the bloke who was getting NAUGHTY THRILLS from the Northern Slapper (the nanny of the 3 in a bed romper foopballer)?

― Sarah, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yup, the slapper in question is Marie, Donna's sister and therefore Ian's sister-in-law, not just the nanny!

― Emma, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but as i asked earlier what is your WINE NAME?

i have bagsied Lambrini. i am from essex after all.

― katie, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I dunno about me but I think RickyT should be my BEAU JOULAIS!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahhaahha!!!!!!!!!!!

― Sarah, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DERE ME that is funny!!! I will be ZINFANDEL cos it sounds like an ELF and an interweb quiz said I was an elf and I would live in the forests being beautiful heh heh. That or Petite Sirah which is quite apt.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Surely Essex girls should be called Shiraz? I'd like to be Merlot - it sounds like Merlin.

― Jonnie, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my sister is married to a footballer. And she's a former model.

― DV, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was she a hem hem 'glamour' model?

― RickyT, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three weeks pass...

I THINK THAT JASON IS FIT, HES SO LUVLY I COULD EAT HIM!!!!!!!!!

― LISADEWHIRST, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Didn't we do all this last week?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh hang on, this thread was first, wasn't it? Still better than Crime and Punishment though (TV AND book).

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh! oh! i saw tanya and the one which shagged the italian this week arm-in-arm on gal's-night-out opposite denmark street last night!

― mark s, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

much fun was 'ad by Mr T and meself pretending to be ze 'orny foreign Foopballer... really we should get out more.

― lambrini innit, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Come to the boozer tonight then, innit?

― Zinfandel the elf chick, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeh i think the same footballers wives has to be the best when is the next series

― leah jennings, Wednesday, 27 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think that Tanya Turner (zoe Lucker) Is well fit i would love to meet her she is so hot. Does any one else agree with me??

― Em, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, yes, but ... Susie Amy (who played Chardonnay Lane) is so sultry that I just had to start a Yahoo! Group for her. She set me alight long before her breasts caught fire. Hot stuff... If you find any pics that I haven't already uploaded - pleeease add them. Founder, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SusieAmy

― Bloodsportsman, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My vidio cut off just as they were trying to find that child in the shopping centre. Can anyone tell me what happened next?

― belinda, Sunday, 3 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

we think Cristian Solimeno aka Jason Turner iz the fittest guy in da world and we love him!!

― sam copson and rach draper, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so if anyone has any picutres of him please please email them to use thanx xx

― sam copson, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

so if anyone has any picutres of him please please email them to use thanx xxx

― rach draper, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are surely on crack.

― RickyT, Tuesday, 12 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think cristian solimeno is a total babe as well hes so fit if n e 1 has n e pics plz forward them on 2 me plz!!!

― , Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also does n e body know where i can buy a poster of cristian solimeno coz i cant seem 2 find 1 n e where??

― , Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three months pass...

They are filming now so it should be back on soon!

― Becky Webster, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...

"You & your dried up ovaries can get scrambled"

I almost felt sorry for Tan when Jase resisted her charms in the Sparks carpark.

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:52 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...

Haha okay so I've finally watched the first two seasons of this show and I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would find Jason Turner (or the actor who plays him) sexy?!?! He's totally repellant looking and acting (and by far my favorite character on the show with his appalling wife running a distant second and everyone else barely placing--their complete grotesqueness is what makes the show utterly fascinating.) Did the show suffer badly once he left or were the new characters as fascinating?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 13 July 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

The series shown earlier this year was apparently the last. It was axed due to low ratings. Not even a guest star appearance from Joan "Bitch" Collins could save it.

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Thursday, 13 July 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Haha so I guess it did go downhill. Pity. Those first two seasons are filled with hilarity.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

It was so realistic though.

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

― Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

"It was so realistic though."

There are people above who seemed (perhaps jokingly) to think it was to be a documentary.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 13 July 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

just got into footballers =) love that tanya

― Surmounter (rra123), Saturday, 20 January 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

i refuse to watch the 2nd episode EVER again. the first time was bad enuf. poor char

― Surmounter, Sunday, 12 August 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

i just watched it.

― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

the scene where she looks at herself in the mirror :( :(

― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

damn tanya does a lot of coke

― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

the first two series were immortal.
i dont know what happened after that.
i dont even know if its still going.
they should bring it back though.

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 28 June 2010 10:51 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, immortal

― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

Used to love this

― Cool Fetus (admrl), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://data1.blog.de/blog/n/ninalainen/img/tanya_small.jpg

― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/08/wives_wideweb__430x283.jpg

― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

char in that outfit just kills me

― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

she was such that girl, who could just float thru everything like perfection

― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno, maybe you're taking this too seriously

― Cool Fetus (admrl), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

me? take female soap characters seriously? noooo

tanya's whole storyline from the start is pure genius. the set up with frank, the suspense. perfect.

― so sick of the fucking V8 commercials (surm), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

lol the nurse

― janice (surm), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

tanya just got arrested

― janice (surm), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

tan @ jackie: just a friendly warnin for the future. if u ever come near my husband again, it'll take more than botox to sort ur face out

― janice (surm), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 06:16 (fifteen years ago)

still can't believe chardonnay dies

― janice (surm), Sunday, 11 July 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

why didn't she just eat a sandwich?

― orakle-krake (Gukbe), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

loll i know, that's what what's his name was saying

― janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

omg this love scene with tanya and conrad on the plane!

― janice (surm), Monday, 12 July 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

tanya looks gr8 in 4th season

― janice (surm), Monday, 16 August 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

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