skull custard

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In September of 2004 I coined the term "skull custard". Its meaning is self-evident.

I have recently come to realize that, if I am to leave behind any legacy when I die, any lasting token of my passage across this earth, then I must act soon or be condemned to the dust heap of history. Therefore, "skull custard" looks like my best hope to plant a meme that could outlast me. Once launched, it would, of course, lose all connection to me in the public mind, but that is neither here nor there. The important thing would be to have my creation live on, until, one day, it appears upon the NYT editorial page.

If 'skull custard' is to be my lever, then I am counting on ILx to serve as my place to stand, from which I shall move the the world. Go forth, Ilxors and multiply "skull custard" in the mouthes of the populace. Do for it what you did for teh and chickenbear. Thank you.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2006 14:46 (twenty years ago)

its kinda gross though

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 7 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

So is lip-enhancement surgery.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Its meaning is self-evident.

No it's not. Is it brains or is it bukkake?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Use your skull custard, man!

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Why couldn't you just have called it 'skustard'?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Still not any clearer.

xpost

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

sc on ts

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm a busy man. I don't have time to pronounce all those syllables.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Say it trippingly, on the tip of the tongue, like so: skuuuull CUS-t'rd.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Wait, you want me to trip over my tongue? What kind of man do you take me for?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

we're talking about boogers here, right?

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

xpost

A man who sits firmly in his pants, sir.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

boogers? why not! the better sorts of coinages are versatile like that.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Boogers for brains. Makes sense.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)

I assume this is the gloop you get in your skull when you've been decomposing for like 6 months?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking this was more like a human bread bowl type thing.

― o. nate (onate), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

"Nice dip! What is is it?"

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

it's when a spider implants its eggsac into your scalp and injects the surrounding tissue with necrotic poison so that it becomes gloopy, syrupy nourishment for the hatchlings.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Dude, Aimless, this isn't going to catch on anywhere but the Gulf Coast if you go around telling people the accent is on the CUS -- I know a dactyl when I see one.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

i thought this was a tubgirl thread

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

i read that as 'neurotic poison'

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4817/1custardnew4uc.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

they have fun at Go-Co

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

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