Sometimes, I really wonder "What's the big deal about pricks?" and then I am confronted with blokes acting like some truly spectacular ones

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I'm drunk at work. I couldn't resist.

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

http://circadianshift.net/images/bunny-steals-cookie_400w.jpg

― Pablo (Pablo A), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

What can I say; I'm easily amused.

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

c'mon kate, you love dick and you know it.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Errrrmm... actually sometimes. Yeah, you're right. I'd love this dick:

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00203/dylan-moran_365_203358a.jpg

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

"...it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
not stand to"

As Shakespeare had it...

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Aw, come on, just one more little teensy weensie Dylan Moran picture BECAUSE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY AFTER ALL and then I'm going home. Honest. (After I've changed all the "Easter Eggs" on reports that I put in while drunk, mutter sigh, why does my boss hate fun?)

http://zakath-nath.joueb.com/images/dmoran4.jpg

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

Come back Jared Harris, all is forgiven!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Oh jesus no.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Why can't I have both? They could battle with their pointy noses like knitting needles. Oh yes.

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Well, at least he was kind of off the wall (xpost)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2005/07/02/bvgold02.jpg

ARRRRRR!!! SOD YOU, YOU SODDING DADAISMUS, I'LL HAVE YOU FLOGGED AT THE GRATING PLEASE SIR FOR BESMIRCHING MY GOOD PURE KATE!!!

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

well, happy birthday kate!

― someone let this mitya out! (mitya), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Kate I love you but every time I see that man's face I want to throw up in disgust :(

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

(Ssshhh, not til Monday, but I probably won't be on the interweb then.)

Barry, you wound me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/totheendsoftheearth/images/photogallery/340x255/anderson.jpg

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

is that the guy from happiness?

― +++++, Friday, 7 April 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Oh I wish I could, Jared :)

(though I did once chat up your wife)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, let the pointy nose FITE begin. My money's on Harris. He looks a bit... less like a stiff breeze would blow the man down.

http://zakath-nath.joueb.com/images/dmoran1.jpg

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Barry, really? His wife is *lovely*!

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Yes, that's the guy from "Happiness" - I mean, Jared Harris.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I can tolerate Moran - he does have some talent too. His nose really isn't very pointy though...

xpost - yes, really - well, I dunno if it was chatting up as such, but we spoke for ages and her then-boyfriend was NOT amused (I actually still see him from time to time and I don't thnik he's ever forgotten it).

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

Moran is obvious, but Harris is an admirably unexpected lust object, even more than Johnson

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Yes, Jared Happiness was in Harris.

I mean... d'oh! I have too much blood in my booze system now, clearly.

Emilia Fox, to whome he is married, and withwhome aparently Barry flirted is teh HOTTness.

Anyway, back to Dylan vs. Jared: FITE! Though they raise opposite eyebrows when emoting, so there might be a super-double eyebrow twist to the pointynose FITE.

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, WHAT?!?!? How is Harris an unexpected lust object? Any Boris even less unexpected. They are all teh HOTTness.

Dylan is just the new toy, so he;s a bit more fun to play with right now. And his nose is pointed. Just not as pointed as Harris's.

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

I disagree, Jared can do better than Emilia (didn't she have a thang with Vic Reeves once?) (xpost)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

What isit with the misanthropic pointy nosed Irish boys who shout and swear at people lots. IT's too much for mine poor libido to take.

Dada you're crazy. Emilia is lovely. Also, her dad used to act with Jared's dad or something like that.

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Though actually, I think it might all go back to...

http://www.tier8.net/gary-oldman/pictures/gary-oldman-m.jpg

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

She's alright if you like drippy English blondes (xpost)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Sigh, they're all so hotttt. I wish I had three... never mind!

― Bernard's Summer Girlfriend (kate), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I mean... EJACULATION!!! That has got to be, like, the ickiest thing of all! Mingled mucus-stuff and sperm, shooting out of your organ! And then it goes all filmy if you don't clean it up right away. Man, is that gross! I'd rather bleed anyday, thanks.
-- Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (masonicboo...), November 5th, 2003.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

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