i have a cool idea for a one-man-show

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it's called "24 season 1" and it will ideally star kiefer sutherland. only he plays ALL the characters in 24 season 1, and the performance lasts 24 hours, real-time.

if it's a big success he can go on to do the other seasons.

so... uh... post your own ideas for one-man-shows?

starring kiefer sutherland?

or something?

i guess?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

the penis monologues - consisting of kiefer sutherland talking for four hours to little kiefer

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

Tommy Douglas: Under Cover starring Kiefer as a Baptist minister trying to bring universal healthcare to a World Gone Mad BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

i also had an idea for a show called the vagina memos

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Howzabout the Regina Monologues where, um, OHNO.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

"re: cervical mucus"

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

what have i done

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

"Keefer"

24 hours in the life of Keith Richards with all the parts played by Kiefer Sutherland

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

they don't have to be 24-hour shows!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

"Kiefer Madness"

24 hours in the life of Kiefer Sutherland with all the guitar parts played by Keith Richards

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

b-b-but why else would you want Kiefer Sutherland, then? Surely you could Paul Reiser for less money!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

"Early Reiser"

24 hours in the childhood of Paul Reiser with all the parts played by Kiefer Sutherland

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.basenotes.net/images/photos/26121227.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.buskin-chris.com/onemanband/pics/show-bild.gif

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

i just realized that he kind of looks like Kiefer that guy

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

not that I'd know, but that just looks SO GAY PORN.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

gay porn one-man show?

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Not in THOSE pants.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

er, which would be, y'know, THE POINT.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Headbands and Mouth Organs: One Man, Five Senses and a Dream

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

He needs to be standing under a shower. FOR 24 HOURS.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Where the FUCK Did I Put My Keys? - A one-man show in which somebody wanders around the stage for a couple of hours wondering where they put their keys. Beckett-esque.

― A Van That's Loaded With YSI? (noodle vague), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

I've always had this idea for a one person show: Sarah Silverman's "Jesus is Magic" but done by a straight male dressed to the nines in full Nazi regalia.

I guess Kiefer Sutherland could be the Nazi.

― Lurker L Lurkerstien, Friday, 7 April 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Werner Herzog eats your shoes. or your money back

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 7 April 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

mc24: mcdonald's, inna ctu style: "steff, i need you to pull down eight mcgriddles and five apple pies" "sir, i'm still working on that new batch of fries" "DAMMIT STEFF THERE'S NO TIME" "you don't have to yell, sir" "steff. listen to me. we need you now. you're the best we've got. we can't get through this day without you." "thank you sir." "let do this."

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 April 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

i like how everyone's still running with the 24hr thing

― slocki at antexit's house (antexit), Saturday, 8 April 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

you can look through a tube into werner herzog's vagina for 24 hours. werner herzog is played by kiefer sutherland.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 8 April 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Sutherland Succotash", in which Donald and Kiefer dress up in Six Flags mascot costumes and do real-life simulations of Sylvester vs. Tweety cartoons. For 24 hours.

― Pwnjabi MC (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 8 April 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Then Sam the Hobbit turns up as the new manager and refuses to let anyone make fries untill he recieves direct orders from the PRESIDENT OF MCDONALDS.

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Saturday, 8 April 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

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