Do you stick your penis up your ass when you twist it around and see how far up your back it reaches?

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I always do that for some reason. Talk about breaking balls. Oy!

Yellow Pink and Green, Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

YO, just want to say big ups to my butt.

Liber AL, Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:46 (twenty years ago)

It hurts me to think of you hurting yourself.

nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Saturday, 8 April 2006 07:03 (twenty years ago)

Are you jealous of the dogs becuase they can lick their own penis?

Sure the mess, Saturday, 8 April 2006 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Do you think sucking yr own dick is enjoyeble as someoneeles sucking it?

mott the ropple, Saturday, 8 April 2006 07:12 (twenty years ago)

I usually can't make it go inside of my ass because it's too stiff, but I had a boyfriend who could put the head of his wang inside his ass when he had a semi.

WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot (unclejessjess), Saturday, 8 April 2006 07:32 (twenty years ago)

can you make your anus protrude out and come around to the front to "kiss " you penis?

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 8 April 2006 07:44 (twenty years ago)

Nah dude.

WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot (unclejessjess), Saturday, 8 April 2006 07:51 (twenty years ago)

OK

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 April 2006 18:10 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

You did it!

bamcquern, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)

she was braver than i

tehresa, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)

Listen I feel like this poor soul was reaching out to find some like-minded individuals and perhaps there is someone out there reading now who has attempted the same and has something valuable to share.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:14 (sixteen years ago)

enbb discovers "random thread" button, revives filthiest and most cringeworthy threads in ILX history.

ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:17 (sixteen years ago)

I was in class and no one would admit that they didn't think the boy from Joyce's "Araby" was a creep. Social pressures. Some dude would have to create a sock puppet just to talk about this.

I like the "Listen," especially without the comma. I had a habit of saying, "Look," during this one period, maybe a few months, and I was dating this girl and finally, probably after she broke up with me, she said, "No, I don't want to look." But that's not like your listen. Your listen has this forward-moving energy to it, because of the missing comma maybe - but I like its insistence, anyway.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:19 (sixteen years ago)

Sticking your own dick up your ass is up there with the most cringe-worthy? It doesn't seem so bad.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:20 (sixteen years ago)

"3 years pass" gives this thread an undeserved literary tone

We are not a gossip site like Wikipedia (hmmmm), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:21 (sixteen years ago)

"x years/months/days pass" gives all ilx threads an undeserved literary tone.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:21 (sixteen years ago)

Except dadaist image threads. They totally deserve it.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:22 (sixteen years ago)

Ian - it wasn't even me who found this one. You have Tza to thank for the pleasure.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:22 (sixteen years ago)

xD

would have been great on yahoo answers

wilter, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:22 (sixteen years ago)

Listen I feel like this poor soul was reaching out to find some like-minded individuals

I think he was just trying to show off.

snoball, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:02 (sixteen years ago)

great find!

incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 09:04 (sixteen years ago)

FINALLY a question I can answer YES to.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

This should be a poll.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

The answer is: I can practically give myself a colonoscopy with the damn thing.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

Do you stick your penis up your ass when you twist it around and see how far up your back it reaches?

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

lol

bamcquern, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

My friend Melynda used to have an instructional video about how to do this. It was amazing.

Nate Carson, Thursday, 9 July 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)


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