ahh, yo momma. a show dedicated to finding the best trash talker in california (i think). basically, it's like the last scene in 8 mile, but without any semblance of talent.
BEST OF ALL: hosted by FEZ. he says the phrase "cash-money" many times. in an interview with the new york times, the fez dispenser says: "Everyone will be able to relate to this show because almost everyone has told a 'yo momma' joke at some point in their life."
they're running a mini marathon of it right now, at least on the east coast. i dare someone to find something that sucks harder.
― JD from CDepot, Monday, 10 April 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)
Fez is kind of repulsive when he's not fez.
― sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)
― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)
http://www.jamesfaqs.com/Morans.jpg
...as everything that is so terribly wrong in america
― JD from CDepot, Monday, 10 April 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dozens
"The TV show In Living Color regularly featured a game show segment titled The Dirty Dozens and parodies of popular game shows, such as Wheel of Dozens and Family Dozens."
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:00 (twenty years ago)
― JD from CDepot, Monday, 10 April 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)
― sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)
Hahahaha:
Wilmer Valderrama, one of the stars of “That ‘70s Show” as well as the host of the upcoming MTV program, “Yo Momma,” came into [the Howard Stern Show] to talk about his life . . . Wilmer mentioned that he dated Lindsay Lohan for more than a year and that the rumor that he dumped her for Ashlee Simpson wasn’t true. After commenting that he also dated Mandy Moore, Howard pointed out that he thought celebrities might be prejudiced against Wilmer because of his accent. However, Wilmer responded that the movie “Desperado” made Spanish accents and wearing tight jeans cool for a time, which he said helped him with some of his girlfriends. Wilmer added, though, that “getting a sitcom” didn’t hurt him either.
A FIRST FOR MANDYWhen Wilmer claimed that he took Mandy’s virginity, Howard wondered if sex with her was difficult at first. Wilmer told Howard that the sex was “really good” with Mandy, but also acknowledged that it wasn’t “like warm apple pie.” Wilmer then recalled that he approached Mandy while she was shooting the cover for a magazine and that she agreed to go out with him right away. Wilmer added that he knew Mandy was interested in him when her mother told him that she changed her shirt three times in preparation for their first date.
THE GIRLS IN HIS LIFEHoward said that he had a list of women with whom Wilmer allegedly has had sex and wanted his thoughts on each of them. The first name Howard mentioned was Jennifer Love Hewitt, who Wilmer replied “was an eight.” However, Wilmer claimed that the other three girls Howard brought up – Jamie Presley, Rosaria Dawson and Jessica Alba – were just friends of his and that he’s never been physical with any of them.
Because of the number of A-Listers on Wilmer’s list of sexual partners, Howard asked him if he’s well-endowed. Wilmer responded that he’s “been blessed” in that department, before saying that his penis is more than eight inches long. Wilmer went on to report that, when he’s with celebrities, he has two things on his mind: that he can’t believe he’s actually having sex with them and that he has to be sure to perform adequately. Although Wilmer insisted that he’s been rejected by women in the past, he couldn’t remember a specific instance when it happened.
― phil d. (Phil D.), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)
― Dan (All Circuits Are Busy) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)
― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 10 April 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)
― Dan (Ow) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)
― Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 10 April 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)
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hot new band from jackson, ms.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 10 April 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)
― Dan (Once You Go Statue/You Never Go Back To) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)
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^^ lmao
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