"Orgasms painted for pride"

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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Someone kill all the college students, please.

― Dan (Argh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

But Dan, you philistine.

UF student and Vox member Jackie Brenner decorated a T-shirt with glitter and paint.

"I'm painting a woman's body with the beauty of an orgasm radiating through her," Brenner said. "That's what I'm calling it: Radiation of Beauty."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

i was just about to post that!
And then say:
hahahahahahaha. oh, you kids.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

i always paint my t-shirts with my orgasm.
sometimes socks. or dirty towels.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh, you kids.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

We're going to make sure we give every T-shirt out and that every one has an orgasm on it

eeeew

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

UF student and Vox member Jackie Brenner decorated a T-shirt with glitter and paint.

"I'm painting a woman's body with the beauty of an orgasm radiating through her," Brenner said. "That's what I'm calling it: Ugly Fucking T-Shirt."

― Dan (DO NOT WANT) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

do u not appreciate wonder and beauty of natural human functions dan?

thinking like yours causes unwanted babies!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

i really want an orgasm shirt :*(

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

At least no one used up all the puff paint on a Bukkake Madness shirt.

― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

At last an idea for something else to do 6-10 times a day!

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

They also had the option of decorating construction paper.

also, popsicle sticks, googly eyes, and gimp.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh, wrinklepaws

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, all you people stole my t-shirt bukkake jokes :(

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

This is discriminatory against anorgasmic women.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

A WOMAN enters. She is wearing an unpainted t-shirt.

MORONIC COLLEGE STUDENT: Ooooh, now there's an interesting statement about your orgasms! Nobody else is allowed to see them!

WOMAN starts to cry. She exits.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

MY OTHER CAR IS A PAINTED ORGASM
WELL BEHAVED ORGASMS RARELY MAKE HISTORY
MY CHILD IS AN ORGASM PAINTING AT JEFFERSON ELEMENTARY
*Calvin Pissing On A Painted Orgasm W/A Green Bay Packers Logo On It*
MY PAINTED ORGASM COULD BEAT UP YOUR GOVERNOR

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Awww poor girl. I would offer to help - I have plenty to go round.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

i graduate and move away and then UF decides to bring orgasms to the student center.

actually did see:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/6305049378/102-9308479-2180905?v=glance&n=130

at the reitz. holy awkward second date! "i swear, i didn't know it was an avant garde porno flick!"
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

This reminds me of the t-shirt my boyfriend found at a thrift store with a blurry female shape on top of a blurry geometric shape done in puff paint, wtih a caption that reads

LEAVE ME ALONE I'M ON MY PYRAMID

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

WTF did the pyramid have channels down the sides to direct the blood run-off? it fucking should have. goddamnit that's amazing.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.das.state.ct.us/FedFood/images/MyPforKids_logo.jpg

― phil d. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

At least no one used up all the puff paint on a Bukkake Madness shirt.

MS Paint!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/olem/bm.jpg

(At last, I found out how low I had to go before having to log out.)

― teh entropy, dude, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/anti-masonry/all_seeing_eye/madonna.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is bringing back memories of when my short bossy friend turned into a 'womin'. she learned how to make her own scratchy rosemary-sprigged soap and she did a pink and red and purple swirly painting that she titled 'menstruation' ('men' was underlined). she loaned me a book with a pattern in it for making your own appliqued sanitary napkin belt. the book said that the sanitary napkin is 'the canvas upon which we pour the paints of our body.'

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

the use of the acronym PSU really confused me for a second. "As soon as I leave town they all start painting their orgasms. Great."

― Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

Menstrual paintings

ihttp://www.kommiekomiks.com/blod-filer/8tentakelmonster.jpg

― WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit.

OKAY here we go for real: painting with menstrual blood....

http://www.kommiekomiks.com/blod-filer/8tentakelmonster.jpg

http://www.kommiekomiks.com/blod-filer/8byst.jpg

― WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

this thread's cynicism is really fucking depressing

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm mean, I'm considerably less of a hippie than plenty of people, but given that it was the official position of western medicine until realtively recently that female orgasm was a myth, I don't see how something like this...ahh fuck it, what's the point

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Is that Thomas Jefferson? I am swelling with patriotism.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

Less painting more facilitating. That's all I'm sayin'.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.threerivershms.com/schoolmarm.JPG

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.threerivershms.com/schoolmarm.JPG

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

I might know what you're getting at, but I don't want to make assumptions.... I will just respond to the article with your comment in mind-- Of course I am for openness about sexuality and bodies and good and/or normal things that are considered taboo (orgasms, menstruation, sex in general) but as I see it, this goes beyond openness and awareness into something comical.

I don't think what these people are doing is BAD, nor should they be censored. However, I don't think they're helping the cause of 'orgasm awareness' much by being frivolous.

― WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot (unclejessjess), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

it is comic, I know, no doubt...it's just, I dunno, it's like one of those things that one a given day I'll find hilarious and on another day want to start yelling: "hey! dudes! dudes who'll almost surely never have any idea what it's like to worry about your ability to have an orgasm! etc etc, centuries of bullshit anti-woman baggage! maybe any strategy women come up with to try and get right with their bodies oughta be approached in a spirit of understanding instead of 'oh get over it college students'?"

and let me hasten to point out that if it weren't for college students pursuing these sorts of thoughtlines (in the US anyway), most of us guys who grew up in the 70s and 80s and 90s would probably have gotten WAY less booty along the way

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

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