"Shameless students put tutors in e-mail hell"

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From the last issue of the TH3S:

Students once would only dare to approach a lecturer with a meek knock and a humble "Excuse me, professor". But now they bombard lecturers with e-mail messages at all hours of the day to make banal or impertinent queries in a manner that ranges from the overly familiar to the downright rude.

UK academics say e-mail is erasing the boundaries that traditionally kept students at a healthy distance. Students hit the send button at all hours, even on Christmas Day, addressing their tutors by their first names only and often in a style so informal that the message ends in "hugs" and "kisses".

One lecturer received this from a drama undergraduate: "Hey. do u have to quote from all the plays u r referrin 2 in the drama essay or just paraphrase? thank." Another regularly receives e-mails signed "hugs 'n' kisses", "cheers mate" and "see you in class!"

One student expected his lecturer to reply immediately to the following:

"Sorry I lost the handout that gave me the essay title - I know it's due in tomorrow so can you send it again, Pete?" The essay referred to had been set a month earlier.

The examples emerge from an informal Times Higher survey of UK academics - who were only too pleased too divulge their experiences. Today's e-mail correspondence also increasingly reflects students' perception of themselves as paying customers.

One sent an e-mail to his tutor threatening to "take his fees elsewhere"

unless he had a prompt response about why he had failed a module.

Another wrote: "I see no point in retaking this exam unless you can provide me with feedback of where I underperformed. I hope you can supply this to me at the nearest opportunity."

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:19 (twenty years ago)

..which perhaps says more about lecturers' high opinion of themselves more than anything else.

NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:21 (twenty years ago)

Today's e-mail correspondence also increasingly reflects students' perception of themselves as paying customers.

Too right, mate!

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:26 (twenty years ago)

xpost

It does. (In particular, I see nothing wrong with the last message quoted, at all! And what is so bad about 'see you in class!'?)

Students communicate differently these days, is all. If there's a problem it's that they are not getting clear information about who can/should deal with their problems and when and where their tutors are available.

The word 'impertinent' shouldn't be used of anyone over eighteen. And they ARE paying customers. (Ones that can't construct proper English sentences maybe but that's not a crime.)

Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:27 (twenty years ago)

too right, if you're not sure about a problem your computer you ring the help line, once the exchange of money comes into this kind of things inevitable

beside you'd think most tutors would be glad of the hugs'n'kisses

secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:32 (twenty years ago)

do u have to quote from all the plays u r referrin 2

wot do u fink lol wtf
hugz'n'luvz
t33ch

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:33 (twenty years ago)

That last message from the story is horribly, horribly pompous!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:34 (twenty years ago)

It's pompous but it's not 'shameless'.

If any of the academics I work with were having this problem, I'd tell them to set up an autoreply or something, saying what kinds of messages they can/will respond to and when they are available to answer questions.

Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:35 (twenty years ago)

It's funny, I have been putting off e-mailing my lecturers because I don't want to be over-familiar. But I am too shy to talk to them in class!

XPOST - Archel OTM. It would be great if the Autoreply said "Undergraduates who do not show proper respect will receive no replies".

I like the guy who moaned about receiving a mail on Xmo day. What was he checking his mail for then? LOSER.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:37 (twenty years ago)

I don't see how it's a problem, really. Just don't read or reply to work e-mails outside of working hours.

Dogfight Giggle (noodle vague), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:37 (twenty years ago)

HOW DARE THESE STUDENTS EXPECT TO BE ABLE TO EMAIL QUESTIONS TO THEIR TEACHERS?

THIS IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE

steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:39 (twenty years ago)

My partner is a TA in Toronto, and actually she gets a lot of this sort of crap. Students may be fee-payers, but equally, teaching assistants and lecturers aren't being paid to answer e-mails 24/7, often at the last minute, by people who wouldn't have to ask if they'd paid attention in class in the first place. It's kind of hard to appreciate that when you're a student, of course, a TA isn't necessarily there just to cover your ass.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:40 (twenty years ago)

(N.B. In her experience, the only aggressive e-mailers are the ones who are late with work/don't pay attention in class/etc.)

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:41 (twenty years ago)

UK academics say e-mail is erasing the boundaries that traditionally kept students at a healthy distance.

The class system is alive and well, I see.

steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:46 (twenty years ago)

given that most lecturers are clueless 20s-30s liberal arts grads with no life experience outside academia, its no wonder they're shocked by newfangled modes of communication like email.

enrique, a postgrad, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:47 (twenty years ago)

My friend F is an English lecturer and she gets a lot of this. It's the 24/7 - just didn't listen aspect that annoys her too. And she's not too keen on the aggressive tone of some, esp. the male students. She reckons some of it is because she's quite young in academic terms (she's 27), but having seen this, I don't know.

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:47 (twenty years ago)

That last message from the story is horribly, horribly pompous!

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...) (webmail), Today 11:34 AM. (later) (link)

Yes it is. But if worded better, it's not unreasonable to ask for.

xpost with a name like F, that's just giving no expectation at all!

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:50 (twenty years ago)

My e-mails to teachers are always ultra-formal; it's not just a question of respect, it's also that anything else could be seen as emotional attachment, and I sure as hell don't want the fuckers to think that.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:52 (twenty years ago)

I think we already discussed this similar NY Times article from a couple of months back.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/21/education/21professors.html?ex=1298178000&en=361f9efce267b517&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss

Mike W (caek), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:54 (twenty years ago)

noodle OTM - and just don't reply at all to stupid questions.

dave $1.83 (dave225.3), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:55 (twenty years ago)

The other problem, of course, is that Teaching Assistants tend to get lumped with all the work/correspondence that the lecturers and course organisers can't be bothered to do.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 10:55 (twenty years ago)

HA! Speaking of teaching assistant problems:

From the TH3S:

"UK academics say e-mail is erasing the boundaries that traditionally kept students at a healthy distance."

From the NYT:

"At colleges and universities nationwide, e-mail has made professors much more approachable. But many say it has made them too accessible, erasing boundaries that traditionally kept students at a healthy distance."

Could just be from the same press release, mind.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:06 (twenty years ago)

tutors often have 'work' accounts which they could use as other working folk do, ie only checking it when in working hours.

enrique, postgrad, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:17 (twenty years ago)

they bombard lecturers with e-mail messages at all hours of the day

This makes no sense at all.

addressing their tutors by their first names only

I don't remember any lecturers who would have expected to be addressed any other way when I did my degree. I'd sometimes sit with them in the refectory and chat with them just as if they were people like me, and astonishingly they seemed to cope without complaining to The Times.

This is laughable nonsense. The idiot with 'what's tomorrow's essay about?' is nothing to with email or mode of address, it's a student not doing what is required, which has always happened.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:26 (twenty years ago)

They're not doing themselves any favours either. I know one lecturer who endlessly sends everyone@school.lol the latest "FW:rofffleroffle Funny Metaphors Used In Children's Essays!!! rofl" that has landed in his inbox.

stet (stet), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:01 (twenty years ago)

I think the problem is that those useless students don't have to wait till the wednesday seminar or tutor office hour to find out what to do (as before), now they can just bombatrd the teacher or TA at any time of the week.

astonishingly they seemed to cope without complaining to The Times.

The TAs I know complain about e-mails all the time, and it's a real problem for them. I think to just say they should keep a stiff upper lip is a bit silly.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Email is one of those mediums where an immediate response is not obligatory, and these people would be better served by learning how to manage their inboxes than whinging to the Times.

steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:14 (twenty years ago)

thing is everyone in every job moans about too many emails - too manuy chain one,s too many that are irrelevnt to them, too many that are too demanding given the time available. instead of members of HR or whatever sending emails, its their customers (ie students).

when i read this story i thought i had read it before. they musyt have regurgitated the previous article then asked a bunch of people in the TH3S office what funny emails they had ever got.

ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:15 (twenty years ago)

No, it's not obligatory, but you still get a guilt trip if you don't answer.

And I'm not sure why speaking to reporters is suddenly a crime if you don't agree with what someone's saying.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:16 (twenty years ago)

Also, Re: use of the word "shameless"–isn't this more of a Daily Mail/Express rhetorical device than one the Times would use?

That said, given the similarity to the NYT article, perhaps that word appeared in the original press release.

steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying to imagine who crafted this press release and for what purpose.

dave $1.83 (dave225.3), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:21 (twenty years ago)

i get, i'd say, approximately 100 emails a day.

better than 100 phonecalls i say!

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:22 (twenty years ago)

PAY ATTENTION DURING LECTURES, FUCKERS!

I hardly e-mail any of my lectures and if I do, it's a) done in a professional manner even through I am on friendly terms with my lecturers and b) if it's only totally needed to clarify something.

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/media/S/shameless/shameless_sc11_113x84.jpg
"Aaay! I see no point in retaking this fuchin exam unless you can provide me with sum feedback of where I like underperformed. I hope you can supply this to me at the nearest opportunity. yr bastad"

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:33 (twenty years ago)

I think we already discussed this similar NY Times article from a couple of months back.

Yeah, we did:

Students who e-mail too much (and the professors that don't quite love them)

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:37 (twenty years ago)

i don't see why you can't just say at the beginning of the term, "due to the volume of email i get, i don't respond to course-related questions. come to my office hours if you want to ask questions about things not covered in lecture / tutorial." after that, students who give you guilt trips for not being available outside the designated time are basically as dumb as students who give you post-exam guilt trips because you "mark too hard" or "class was too early in the morning for me to pay attention", and their complaints should be shrugged off/laughed at accordingly.

yuengling participle (rotten03), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

The thread about the NYT article is almost the exact opposite of this thread.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Largely US responses vs Largely UK responses maybe?

steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Yeah -- I'm not sure I get the "some students are slackers with no sense of politesse, therefore its their lecturer's fault" vibe.

And, x-post, saying you won't respond to e-mail is the sort-of perfect world option, but not a realistically workable one, unless you're a Dean or something.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

O woe is meee! As someone who found his university lecturers/college professors almost totally unapproachable and general useless, I say "fuck 'em!" Everyone in the professional world today has to deal with excessive e-mail of one kind of another.

someone let this mitya out! (mitya), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

So are you saying people in the US are more respectful towards others than people in the UK? Cos that's like the opposite of what is usually argued round these parts?

xpost are you people fucking serious? Do any of you know any teachers (besides the two upthread who already confessed to knowing such vile, lazy examples of humanity)? You all do realize that the fact that these students e-mailed then makes quite a few of them think they have the "right" to go complain when their last minute unreasonable "Whoops I was lazy LOL" demands weren't met? As in complain to the actual administration and higher ups and actually get teachers in trouble. My sister is a teacher, she's glad to answer students e-mails. But a 2am email from a frat boy who never attended class demanding lecture notes for the final exam at noon tomorrow is not the kind of thing she should be expected to be on call for, yet she has been, and has been reprimanded for not turning around the student's request!

Who said middle class internet users had an overdeveloped sense of entitlement? Not me.

I mean yeah I'm sure someone who is complaining "OMG my student expected me to explain the grade I gave them before they retook an exam" or "OMG my student signed off 'hugz'" is being a douche but you cannot convince me that almost every single one of you is lacking the critical skills to re-read the article and see where this actually IS a problem before you join the sides of morans.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:45 (twenty years ago)

But a 2am email from a frat boy who never attended class demanding lecture notes for the final exam at noon tomorrow is not the kind of thing she should be expected to be on call for, yet she has been, and has been reprimanded for not turning around the student's request!

obviously that's absurd; it's the tone of the article people are reacting to. students *are* customers (shouldn't be but are) so it's rank class hypocrisy for tutors to claim to be above that.

my experiences have varied widely; my current superviser is totally uncontactable; the missus' tutor *replies* to emails on saturday evenings.

enrique, postgrad mang, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

The request for an explanantion of "where I underperformed" before retaking an exam was quite reasonable, I thought. The tone in which the request was made touched the border of rudeness (possibly justified, but still counterproductive).

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

But a 2am email from a frat boy who never attended class demanding lecture notes for the final exam at noon tomorrow is not the kind of thing she should be expected to be on call for, yet she has been, and has been reprimanded for not turning around the student's request!

surely if a teacher/lecturer gets in trouble for not answering to an email within a certain timescale, they get the right to defend themself? i cant imagine any reasonable head of department etc upholding a students complaint such as the situation you posited.

i dont see why this issue has to either swing one way or the other....students can be unreasonable, and can be dicks, teachers can be unreasonable, and can be dicks. on both sides, the majority are fine, i would presume.

as for a sense of entitlement, well everyone has that. someone can complain abouyt their bus being late, or building a bus stop outside their house, their complaint will be recorded and if its unreasonable, it wont be taken further, and they'll be informed. they might sent an email in at 2am, i cant see why with email it makes any difference when they send it. if they were phoning at 2am, that would be different. saem with xmas day etc.

ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

I agree with Ally. What's the non-academic equivalent of a 2AM "er, can you send me this term's lecture notes, I need them for tomorrow's exam?" email? "Hey boss, can you send me all of last month's files, I need them so I can prepare for that big presentation to the clients tomorrow LOL!"

For the students, university isn't just about doing the work, it's about learning how to manage your time and prioritize tasks. If you don't even know what the essay topics are and the work is due the next morning then you're basically fucked and no amount of friendly email banter will change that.

If any student threatened to take his/her fees elsewhere then I'd laugh in their face, for reasons which should be obvious (this is a required course for you, dumbass ... I'm sure your parents will be thrilled to hear that ... etc.)

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm not saying that either USers or UKers are more respectful, just an observation. Enrique OTM regarding responding to the tone of the article particularly.

steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Double-cohorting in Canada has possibly exacerbated this problem, I think.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

That said, requests for feedback is perfectly reasonable, although in my experience, the types of students who throw hissyfits over the issue are the ones who are fucked and either a) didn't understand the material to begin with, b) didn't like the feedback you already gave them and are hoping they can coerce you into an argument where you'll see things their way.

2xpost

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

students *are* customers (shouldn't be but are) so it's rank class hypocrisy for tutors to claim to be above that.

Enrique, both students and those who teach them come from a variety of backgrounds. Obviously becoming a lecturer moves you into a particular social strata, but are you seriously saying university students are the downtroden working classes?

Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

haha xpost i just finished writing this out, but saw you had already written the same. well, whats the difference? for employees of a business, part of youre job descriptoin is also to manage time etc etc blah blah. in both instances, ludicrous requests should be treated as such and a short explanation of why the request is impossible to fulfil should suffice.

!!! its a bit obvious what the analogue is;

"From: Mr Idiot
To: Me the opressed mass
Sent: 17:49 GMT

Subject: OMG report!

Hey X!

Oh dear I really ned that report for tomorrows board meeting! If i dont get it then we totally cant get any money to improve buses in the world! I know i never asked for it or told you about it until now, but i need 1000000 words by 9 am tomorrow about buses disguised as trasm and improving patronage.

Thanks

Idiot,

Demanding department"

ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

The thread about the NYT article is almost the exact opposite of this thread.

Yeah but Amst makes a good point on it:

honestly this stuff hasn't really become a problem, it's just a few students who seem to make unreasonable demands. and it's easy enough to deal with them, you just say that you can't help them with that. and you have to have a backbone and realize that even if they seem upset, they'll get over it, and they need to learn to fend for themselves.

Given that students, no matter their sense of entitlement, are in an inferior position, a few pissy emails should not bug a professor. "Email hell" my ass. There is no such thing. You outline what kind of emails you will and will not answer early on, and you do not answer the unreasonable or impertinent ones. Problem solved. The tone of this article bugs me, because it's like a bunch of professors going, "What's wrong with these kids that they don't even have enough respect to...!" etc. Who fucking cares? Control your class.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

i am still roffling at someone who posts as "ESTEBAN BUTTEZ" on the internet trying to explain professional etiquette in interaction with lecturers.

Please Sterling Don't Hurt 'Em

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 23:44 (twenty years ago)

"Controlling your class" is not easy as it sounds for every teacher. Also, being a disciplinarian (even a mild disciplinarian) should not have to be a requirement for teaching 18+ years old adult students.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 23:46 (twenty years ago)

But it's email. They only feel free to be dicks on email, you only have to feel free to ignore them on email. Especially if they've been warned. Then if they get no reply to the email they sent, they may think, "Maybe I broke one of the rules."

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 23:49 (twenty years ago)

By the looks of thing that may not occur to a great number of these students!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 April 2006 02:24 (twenty years ago)

That's ok too. Fuck 'em.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Thursday, 13 April 2006 02:28 (twenty years ago)

Once, I was really glum for a while, and my tutor noticed this and sent me of those virtual hug e-card things. So it DOES go the other way. As a TA, I usually find really formal or really casual emails amusing (i.e. being called "sir" really tickles me, as does colloquialism used extensively), and am more likely to be ticked off by unreasonable requests.

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 13 April 2006 02:28 (twenty years ago)

I can't stop imagining the email professors would get from any of the roommates in the Young Ones.

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 April 2006 03:06 (twenty years ago)

Or from SPG.

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 April 2006 03:06 (twenty years ago)

"Hey. do u have to quote from all the plays u r referrin 2 in the drama essay or just paraphrase? thank."

I wanna be in Prince's drama class!

naus (Robert T), Thursday, 13 April 2006 03:48 (twenty years ago)

I can't stop imagining the email professors would get from any of the roommates in the Young Ones.

"Darling fascist bully-boy, give me an A+ you bastard."

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 13 April 2006 03:52 (twenty years ago)

dude - UR soooo CUTE - I want to hit dat!

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:22 (twenty years ago)

"Darling fascist bully-boy, give me an A+ you bastard."

Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking. Ha ha!

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:32 (twenty years ago)

haha the other week the TA who leads the "discussion" section of one of my classes had to tell us to PLEASE, when emailing our (very prim n' proper, thick-accented) professor, not lead off the email with "yo" or "hey" or worse yet, addressing her by her first name. "she worked years to get that doctorate and she wants you to know about it!"

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:49 (twenty years ago)

Also, being a disciplinarian (even a mild disciplinarian) should not have to be a requirement for teaching 18+ years old adult students.

Hear hear! Along similar lines I would get so JACKED at students asking me a) if they could go to the toilet b) "Is this number right" [whilst pointing at a number in the middle of several hundred other numbers written in their lab book].

badg (badg), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:50 (twenty years ago)

..which perhaps says more about lecturers' high opinion of themselves more than anything else.
-- NickB

Bingo.

I didn't find any of these examples nearly as offensive as they were obviously meant to be. They varied from reasonable to mildly inconvenient. 'See you in class!' - For heaven's sake, what on earth is wrong with saying that?

ratty, Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:52 (twenty years ago)

i've been getting a lot of emails lately that seem to suggest that many of my students have never looked at the syllabus. which occasion a reply from me that reads, pretty much in total, "it's on the syllabus." next time i'll just remind them to read the syllabus in the first two weeks and then simply not respond to emails asking for info that they should have found on their own.

i don't find the level of email unmanageable.... i just write replies that are appropriate to the maturity/reasonableness of the question(s). if the question is unutterably stupid then i just won't respond, and the student will in all likelihood figure it out on their own. it's a mild annoyance at times. i find that you can reduce the number of emails if you just make everything very very clear on the syllabus and don't switch stuff around after that. ta'ing for professors who are disorganized leads to many, many emails from confused students.

i do appreciate a certain degree of formality when students write to me (and vice versa), if only so they don't make the mistake of thinking i'm their friend more than their teacher, which can lead to "how dare you flunk me?" sorts of problems.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 13 April 2006 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Enrique, both students and those who teach them come from a variety of backgrounds. Obviously becoming a lecturer moves you into a particular social strata, but are you seriously saying university students are the downtroden working classes?

-- Anna (Fieldingann...), April 12th, 2006.

no, not at all, although erm, well, you know, they're students, they don't have much money--less than employed working-class people their age--and what money they have is borrowed, so no they aren't 'bourgeois' particularly. likewise, lecturers aren't bourgeois, they're poorly paid salary-earners.

but the lecturers are clinging deperately on to their cultural capital, and by complaining that students see themselves as customers they are trying to get the students to believe their myth. to their chagrin because they are service providers, not whatever romantic idea of the intellectual they themselves were inculcated into.

so that's why it's class hypocrisy, the refusal to face up to cold reality.

enrique, postgrad mang, Thursday, 13 April 2006 08:26 (twenty years ago)

well, as long as you've got the email of your GP, your nurse, your local religious practitioners, butcher and every other normal service provider in town and have no issues with dumb ass mofos complaining in the press about the docotor not giving 24 hour email because I really needed to know whether I should take 3 pills, I know it says two but back when I was tkaing these pills before in the other place I used to like to take three and I think I qualify for three but I lost the piece of paper that had the whatsit name on it, so could oyu give me this now cos my spleen is falling out and it's due tomorrow and I have a FAP set up so please make it ready soon.

See, it's not the service, it's the conditions of service that are at issue here. Otherwise you'd get lecturers who have studied for 20 years asking the same salary as dick head wall st wanktards who get a starter of 80 k a year and bang up to 200 plus options.

Queen Get those fucking unwashed outta my class, Thursday, 13 April 2006 08:37 (twenty years ago)

some students have a lot of money. plus i don't really see what bearing the idea of students being customers has on whether or not it's acceptable for them to make the sort of demands the article describes.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 13 April 2006 08:39 (twenty years ago)

Otherwise you'd get lecturers who have studied for 20 years asking the same salary as dick head wall st wanktards who get a starter of 80 k a year and bang up to 200 plus options.

-- Queen Get those fucking unwashed outta my class (pihil10...), April 13th, 2006.

but for capitalism... i mean, no, they wouldn't because unis don't make that kind of money.

some students have a lot of money. plus i don't really see what bearing the idea of students being customers has on whether or not it's acceptable for them to make the sort of demands the article describes.
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), April 13th, 2006.

well, no-one's saying these students are anything but idiots, but you don't get articles about idiot customers in other contexts, and that's because lecturers don't see themselves as workers like anyone else.


enrique, postgrad mang, Thursday, 13 April 2006 08:48 (twenty years ago)

you don't get articles about idiot customers in other contexts, and that's because lecturers don't see themselves as workers like anyone else.

Ever worked for the NHS?

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 13 April 2006 08:56 (twenty years ago)

Or on an IT helpdesk? Man, plenty of idiot stories there, with the attendant ridiculous expectations.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 13 April 2006 08:59 (twenty years ago)

Or on a switchboard? Or at a bookstore?

(I actually lost count the amount of times customers would have a go at me, personally, because Random House hadn't released a paperback of The Da Vinci Code yet.)

(Of course, none of this precludes me being a fuckwitt customer at times.)

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 13 April 2006 09:10 (twenty years ago)

Ever worked for the NHS?

yes, and... i didn't see articles saying 'omg the sense of entitlement of these taxpayers!' flag up their stupidity, sure -- that's not the issue here.

enrique, former nhs guy, Thursday, 13 April 2006 09:11 (twenty years ago)

(Of course, none of this precludes me being a fuckwitt customer at times.)

isnt that the point? i mean, customers are wankers, but customer is king so you have to grin and bear it, the world keeps turning, dog bites man etc etc

ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 13 April 2006 10:06 (twenty years ago)

students tend to send me very reasonable emails, although there have been a couple who've annoyed me by doing stuff like emailing at midnight the night before an 11am supervision asking if they can come along for an extra hour from 10am instead (to which the answer was "no"). i was quite amused by one recently who had trouble figuring out how to ask for the handouts he'd missed, as he only had 2 sheets i'd given out - as i'd handed out sheets in 12 out of 33 lectures, he clearly hadn't bothered coming much. but that's fine, he was polite about it, and it gave me a laugh.

the only ones i think are unreasonable above are the asking for a handout 12 hrs before the work's due in, and the email in txt msg style is pretty dumb. but the last one seems completely reasonable to me.

toby (tsg20), Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

i've been teaching a postgrad class for two years, and the emails have all been respectful. i tell my students they can email about any queries they have about the course, but i remind them that i am not always around for days at a time because of my full-time job, so they have to be patient with replies, and its been great. this is the first year students have invited me to be their myspace friends, however.

wrt lecturers not wanting to be seen as 'service providers' - from my experience, its been more a question of colleges trying to shorten courses so they can run more within the same time-frame, at the expense of the course and what can be taught within it, as if the course were a product and they should ensure how to keep its costs down as low as possible, to ensure the highest return.

i am not a nugget (stevie), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:23 (twenty years ago)

3) Deserted office hours: It is RARE that someone comes by my office anymore to discuss their grade, ask a question, or seek out help. I don't really mind if they try to do this through email, really, but I think it's more effective to communicate in person. Again, though, it's simple to default to the "come to my office hours" reply.

In my undergraduate experience it was usually because office hours were right during my other class, job, lab or sleep time (I *cannot* get to 8 am office hours!) People -- especially TAs -- need to have better office hours than "2 to 4 Tu Th". HINT: people with conflicts usually will have trouble attending at the same time a different day of the week

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

come to my office hours

Any other non-yanks boggling at the grammatical impossibility of this phrase? You can't come to an hour, for heaven's sake!

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

More likely than coming to a "fancy a pint", you turd.

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

And Markelby, that is not a GRAMMAR problem, idiot.

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

US vs UK language differences no. 8940238940384903 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ambrose (ambrose), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

US vs UK language differences no. 8940238940384903 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jon's not making a distinction between US and UK use of the term GRAMMAR, is he? Come on now....

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

I think that may have been an xpost.... but ... !

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

customers would have a go at me, personally, because Random House hadn't released a paperback of The Da Vinci Code

The next time this happens hold up your hand in a quietening gesture, saying, "Leave this to me."

Then turn to some random person and command them, "Take a memo, Ms. Smith. To the CEO of Random House. My customers demand that you release The Da Vinci Code in paperback. Please see to it, ASAP. Yours, etc, etc. -- and, Ms. Smith, please send that post haste!"

Turn back to your customer, smile and say, "Is there anything else I can do for you today?"

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

come to my office hours

Any other non-yanks boggling at the grammatical impossibility of this phrase? You can't come to an hour, for heaven's sake!

Everyone I know says it that way. Everrrryone. :D

not sure about pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Nevermind that any problem would be semantic not grammatic

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

or worse yet, addressing her by her first name. "she worked years to get that doctorate and she wants you to know about it!"

One of my classmates emailed Ang3la McR0bb13 calling her by her first name and got a reply basically saying "that's DR McR0bb13".

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 14 April 2006 03:18 (twenty years ago)

mcr0bble?!?!?! as in robble robble?!?!

the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Friday, 14 April 2006 03:28 (twenty years ago)

ie, not le, sorry

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:10 (twenty years ago)

i definitely say "come to my office hour" (singular!).

toby (tsg20), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

Aw Jon, I thought we were friends now you're bald.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:49 (twenty years ago)


Well, a part of college is that you are supposed to learn 'professional' communication skills. You're also supposed to learn initiative, and how to 'teach yourself' as much as possible. When I was a t.a. most students took this seriously, but there are always a few who don't understand that a big part of higher education is learning how to do research and answer questions on your own. It's like students who come to the library asking the librarian to walk them to the shelf to show them where a book is. Anyway, that's what 'office hours' are for. I mean, back when I was in grad school they would give out e-mails but it was understood that lengthy questions were for office hours.

yarn, Friday, 14 April 2006 13:03 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
Heh, on my last essay my tutor gave it back with 'LOL' as a comment in the margin. The most awesome piece of feedback I have ever received.

emil.y (emil.y), Thursday, 4 May 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

That's genius. If the Daily Mail hear about it they'll be outraged tho.

stet (stet), Thursday, 4 May 2006 22:45 (twenty years ago)

I was happy to have gotten a smiley face on my midterm, and now I feel cheated.

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Well, if the trend continues, with the abysmal quality of my last essay I will no doubt get a 'WTF?! j00 r teh sux0r!!1!!1!!!1 pwn3d!!' somewhere.

emil.y (emil.y), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Um, not the same 'last essay', obviously. The former referring to the last one I got back, the latter referring to the last one I handed in.

emil.y (emil.y), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:23 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE CITATION PLS KTHXBI

stet (stet), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:25 (twenty years ago)


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