Craziest Things You're Doing In Public Lately

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Pretending to fall asleep realistically as possible to avoid dealing with everyone for a few minutes. I'm doing this contstantly now.

At Blenz cafe on Denman St., my hands were inside my backpack while i skilfully rolled a joint on a small notepad within. Three police officers walk in and are ordering four feet away from me. I kept rolling, and made direct eye contact with one cop while i was in the middle of licking. Total autopilot shit and it all worked out.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:43 (twenty years ago)

breaking things and falling over

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Eating an ice cream cone when by myself.

― Dan (Sorry) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Saying "God DAMMIT" in the Bible Belt.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Pretending to fall asleep realistically as possible to avoid dealing with everyone for a few minutes. I'm doing this contstantly now.

Go for the gusto and actually fall asleep. I've done that at meetings.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Headbutting female friends' boobs and male friends' asses when they're not looking. and i think my scalp is sensitive enough to get a pretty idea of that person's fitness level during these brief (repeated) contacts

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Eating an ice cream cone when by myself.
-- Dan (Sorry) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), April 12th, 2006. (later)

roffle! that takes me back.

i'm calling people noobs in public lately. i said it in front of my mum the other day.

― teh_kit says 'FACES' (g-kit), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Commuting.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 13:51 (twenty years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.