Tom Cruise: "I'll Eat the Placenta!"

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Will he go through with it?

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:57 (twenty years ago)

no!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

what a hipster that tom is:
http://www.viceland.com/int/v13n3/htdocs/baby.php?country=us

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:05 (twenty years ago)

And by placenta, he means soul.

― Mingus Realty (noodle vague), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

reported, reported, reported.

Like they 'reported' Kate had to not cry out during birth. (Apparently, it's the doctors/nurses who have to not talk, or something).

Oh aren't celebrities like so not of this earth. Or something.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

... never mind celebrities, Sc13nt0l0g1sts aren't of this earth!

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Plus Sc13nt0l0g1st mothers are supposed to make as little noise as possible during birth - they can cry out but they're advised not to talk

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:12 (twenty years ago)

So some use sign language during births - I heard all this on the radio last week

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:13 (twenty years ago)

wait, I know nothing of births - is this normal? it seems freakish

― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:15 (twenty years ago)

"seems"

― Dan (Bleaurgh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:17 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if the whole "silent birth" rule will forbid Tom from howling like a wolf as he devours the placenta.

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:20 (twenty years ago)

from wiki :- "In most mammalian species, the mother bites through the cord and consumes the placenta in order to avoid predator attraction."

I'm not sure what Toms reasons are

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:21 (twenty years ago)

A Sc13nt0l0gy woman explained that, as birth is very traumatic for the baby, if the baby hears someone shout, for instance, "Push harder!" during the birth and then, later on in life, when the grown up baby is trying to push open a garden gate which is in need of oiling and someone tells the grown up baby to "Push harder" then the grown up baby will experience distress - above and beyond the distress caused by being unable to push open some crappy garden gate that is

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:22 (twenty years ago)

GOD I THOUGHT THEY WERE ONLY STUPID ABOUT PILLS

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:29 (twenty years ago)

If only it were that simple! They're stupid about a lot of things.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:38 (twenty years ago)

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/04/fug.html

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:39 (twenty years ago)

in D1anet1cs it says that if a pregnancy occurs from attempted coitus interruptus, the sound of the woman telling the man to pull out is implanted/engrammed in the foetus's brane

this claim by the way is utterly ridiculous

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:42 (twenty years ago)

OR SO YOU SAY...

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:43 (twenty years ago)

It's even stupider than that, I bet you didn't realise how many of your current problems are due to the travails suffered during your former life as a prehistoric clams did you?

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:49 (twenty years ago)

'thank you for smoking' was a wack right wing movie overall but katie holmes as some kinda investgative femme fatale woodward/bernstein w/ tits that everybody talks about like shes fucking dietrich/monroe in some like it hot charisma made me wanna throw shit at the screen

― -+-+-+-+++, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:54 (twenty years ago)

'shes too sexy! no man can escape her trap!!' -- cue holmes looking like adrian brody in 'the village'

― -+-+-+++-, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

tell me how it was right-wing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:xKEcUV7F3q5bmM:upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Placenta-Helper.jpg

― dave vire think (dave225.3), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:08 (twenty years ago)

tell me how it was right-wing

It's based on a book by Christopher Buckley, what more do you need to know?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:09 (twenty years ago)

We need to know whether it has a recipe for placenta in it.

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:26 (twenty years ago)

uh yeah it waffled alot but did you miss the consumer choice/smokers rights bait-n-switch in the last 10 minutes?? and yeah bill buckley's kid (something the review in the new NR fails to mention - thank you for nepotism!!)

― --++-+, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:31 (twenty years ago)

but yeah good performances from most everybody who wasnt holmes or duvall, even if lowe has been on creep-o-pilot for the last 15 yrs

― +-++-, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

i haven't seen it! nor did I know about the buckley connection!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:33 (twenty years ago)

yeah i didnt even wanna see it but we snuck in after scary movie 4

― +-++-, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

which is the shit, btw - major gasping rofls

― -+-++-+++, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

better than 1 & 2, not as good as 3

― -+--++++-, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

i wasn't nuts about 4, but i liked 3!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Put enough hot sauce on it, I bet it'd taste all right.

Might even start a trend: FLAMIN' BUFFALO PLACENTA POPPERS - ALL NEW AT CHILI'S

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

huge crush on anna faris

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

i thought the night at the improv portion of the thread was over

― -+-++-++--, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

xpost - MAJOR COSIGN SLOCKI

― -+-++-++--, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

she can give me a spongebath w/ my own piss anytime

― -+-++-++--, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

has she been in any serious movies?? im thinking of how hilarious it would be to watch her doing the deadpan anna faris straightface thing but we're supposed to actually believe it

― -+-+++-+, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

she was in lost in translation! and BROKEBACK!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

i hope shes in like flight 93 or something

― -+-++++-, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

she was in brokeback!?!! i dont remember lost in translation

― -+-++++-, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

she plays the wife of the guy maguire starts an implied affair with, and in lost in translation she plays cameron diaz.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

maguire?!!?

― --++-++-, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:39 (twenty years ago)

wait is she the talky chick???

― -++-++, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:39 (twenty years ago)

ahahaha i mean gylenhaal

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.zetaminor.com/images/dvd_review_images/scary_movie_2/scary_2_hand.jpg

― -+++-+, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

the scene at the... fundraiser or something? the society dinner?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

you mean where heath ledger calls out randy quaid for laundering drug money while being honored for his charity work & quaid's henchmen chase him thru the fountain, destroying the ice swan

― -+++-+, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:42 (twenty years ago)

man aside from 2 or 3 scenes brokeback is really forgettable

― ---++-+, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:42 (twenty years ago)

yeah, the scene where gyllenhaal has the tape of randy quaid confessing to everything and he plays it over the PA

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:43 (twenty years ago)

i liked when ledger & gyllenhaal had to disguise themselves to sneak in thru the kitchen & made out while changing into chef's hats

― -++-+-, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:45 (twenty years ago)

the best part is when they pretend to make out so the cops don't see them and then it's like... oh!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Anna Faris in "May." Oh, man...
http://www.clublez.com/movies/lesbian_movie_scenes/m/may/may_preview.jpg

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

the yacht fight was kinda played out tho - why couldnt they just drop the coke from the helicopter & not give him a chance to escape out to panama???

xpost 'quick, kiss me!' 'what?' 'dont ask, just do it!!'

― -++-+-, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

and then those same cops are at their awards ceremony at the end where they get their badges back and ledger winks at them

― -+-+--+++, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

and then quaid is all "what... this is outrageous!" and ledger totally decks him and everyone laughs... awesome scene

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

'sargent, arrest these men!' 'arrest yourself!!'

― +--+--+, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

anyway, he's not..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4918012.stm

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

"you can't do this to me! do you know who i am?!" "sorry lieutenant" *POW*

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

A previous placenta thread

the most earth mother thread ever...

― Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

mmmm faris

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

He says he's not going to eat it, but why should we believe him?

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Thank You For Smoking was like half a movie. They couldn't decide what to take out, so they just threw in bits and pieces of the book's plot (Smoker-terrorists who we'll forget about in five minutes!) and let it coast. The NRA dude, Maria Bello and Rob Lowe were all pretty awesome, though. (Except Lowe's funniest lines are in the trailer.)

― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.annafaris.net/pictures/scarymovie3/sm3-006.jpg

― -++-+, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

and yeah i liked nra dude

― -++-+, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

depending on whether its a screen cap or a magazine photo anna faris either looks like alyson hannigan or i dunno kate hudson or somebody

― -+-+-+++, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Is Tom Cruise going to get Hugh Fearley-Whittingstall to cook the palcenta like Hugh did, (controversially, on River Cottage?

"The placenta was fried with shallots and garlic, flambéed, puréed and served to 20 relatives and friends as a pate on focaccia bread."

http://www.brunningandprice.co.uk/images/library/covers/0340826355.jpg

― David Orton (scarlet), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

Isn't Katie's first remark to Tom after looking at the baby gonna be "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ITS EYES?!?"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

CHECK ME OFF AS ANOTHER FARRIS GROUPIE

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:36 (twenty years ago)

AND IT IS BORN!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1170244,00.html

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.brooks.af.mil/afioh/Graphics/Mushroom%20_Cloud.jpg

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

BOW TO SURI CRUISE

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.scatteredsheep.com/images/Arnold_666.JPG

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:50 (twenty years ago)

http://img221.exs.cx/img221/2028/baby1ph.jpg

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

BROOKE SHEILDS AND TOM KAT HAVE THEIR BABY ON THE SAME DAY!@?#!@?!@#?

THIS IS END TIMES PEOPLE!!!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:58 (twenty years ago)

I still think the thread title is far better than the thread.. then again, this may be the best thread title ever.

― DOQQUN (donut), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:38 (twenty years ago)

huge crush on anna faris

-- s1ocki (slytus...), April 18th, 2006.

otm

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:06 (twenty years ago)

Isn't Katie's first remark to Tom after looking at the baby gonna be "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ITS EYES?!?"

"He has his father's eyes."

(La la la la de da, la la la de da.....)

― Lovely as Cleopatra's anus may have been, compared to my lady's, hers is a (uncl, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:31 (twenty years ago)

Scientology proposes that in its "native state" the spirit/thetan is immortal and god-like and possesses the potentiality of knowing everything, but that in present time its true capabilities have been lost and forgotten. As an immortal entity, the spirit/thetan lives on after body death and is born into a new physical body, again and again, lifetime after lifetime, in an endless cycle of birth and death. As a result of traumatic incidents extending back from the present life through a long series of "past lifetimes" hidden from conscious memory, the spirit/thetan has become trapped in the physical body and the physical/MEST universe.

Content of these traumatic incidents may influence a person's current life, causing physical and mental illnesses, irrational thoughts and acting-out behavior, and limiting one's creativity and other abilities. Scientology claims that these traumatic incidents, along with each spirit/thetan's personal history, are recorded in complete detail on the "time track," sometimes called the "whole track," which for each person is many trillions of years in length. Scientology proposes that through a process called "auditing" that uses techniques developed by Hubbard (often assisted by a device called the E-Meter), an individual can be guided to find and "discharge" these hidden traumas, thus escaping the suffering and limitations imposed by the past.

Further, as one progresses through a series of auditing "levels," one can eventually be restored to native state and can attain the status of "operating thetan," wherein one is free of attachments to the body and, even while "exterior" to (outside) the body, one can consciously control matter, energy, space, time, thought, and life. Hubbard's writings and lectures include many tantalizing details of the god-like abilities that may be gained through auditing.

For most individual Scientologists, recovering these god-like abilities (and encouraging and assisting others to do so as well) is the primary goal of participation in Scientology. The "levels" through which a participant progresses make up what is called "The Bridge to Total Freedom." Progress through all the levels of the "Bridge" often takes many years of dedicated study and practice, and the cost in fees for services for the Bridge is currently estimated at approximately $300,000 - $500,000 in US dollars.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:47 (twenty years ago)

hey thats not so expensive

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:56 (twenty years ago)

That one guy had to pay $20 Million to the Russians to leave this etheral plane. $500K would've been a lot cheaper.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:07 (twenty years ago)

what kind of band are Cosimo Hansen-Ribisi, and Suri Holmes-Cruise guna have?!??!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

enquiring minds!

― elrond cupboard, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:49 (twenty years ago)

Isn't Katie's first remark to Tom after looking at the baby gonna be "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ITS EYES?!?"

"He has his father's eyes."

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/vampires/cruise.jpg
http://nuzl.com/upload/Interview_With_The_Vampire.jpg

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Suri = Surrey, which is also a region of England, which is where the "deceased" L. Ron Hubbard's home is located and it is the headquarters of Scientology in the UK.

source: Perez Hilton

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.alphatops.co.uk/images/suri2.jpg

Suri!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

http://pinoyspyke.com/albums/My-Pictures/aav.jpg
I'M RICH BITCH, *HONK HONK*
http://www.alphatops.co.uk/images/suri2.jpg
I thank you!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)

It's a girl.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

they had the baby!

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:43 (twenty years ago)

Suri = Surrey, which is also a region of England, which is where the "deceased" L. Ron Hubbard's home is located and it is the headquarters of Scientology in the UK

It's Sussex isn't it? That's why, on a recent phone-in on Radio 5 on the birth of future Suri, all of a sudden the station was inundated by emails from East Grinstead.

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:49 (twenty years ago)

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