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i am Christopher Lehmann soon i am going on a holiday to Melbourne and Sydney whe nwe go to Melbourne we are going to go swimming with dolphins i am asking do dolphins only get aroused whe nyou touch there genitals or run them?.

― Christopher Lehmann (dolphin), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:04 (twenty years ago)

Geez C, I wouldn't just go ticklin' dolphins willy-nilly, they're mean motherfuckers you know. Ask a shark.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Friday, 21 April 2006 09:15 (twenty years ago)

i like it when they swim with sven vath

― harry galveston (gareth), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:24 (twenty years ago)

I think dolphins have internal genitals.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:28 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear, I just googled and found something horrible.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Dolphins are sluts.

― Henrietta Leavitt and the Cepheid Variables (kate), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:31 (twenty years ago)

um, more than you could ever possibly want to know here:

http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin_anatomy.php

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:34 (twenty years ago)

WTF.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:43 (twenty years ago)

Here's a cheaper and easier way of meeting and touching some dolphins:

http://www.expatshopping.coop/images/fish/jwtunachunkbrine.jpg

― Esteban Butthead (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:45 (twenty years ago)

(Watch out to anyone posting to this thread - it's an email harvesting device. Sigh.)

― Henrietta Leavitt and the Cepheid Variables (kate), Friday, 21 April 2006 10:49 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.animals.dolphins

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/8940/geirdolphfl2.png

― arular (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

here

― arular (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

So 12 years ago Gier was trolling aquatic mammals? Presumably that was mid-way on his master plan to irritate increasingly intelligent species. Maybe before that, he'd been targeting single celled organisms, then dogs and cats, then a couple of years after that, he'd moved onto the lower primates, and eventually, ie, now, us.

― snoball, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

― Bob Six, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

Please please please someone tell me Geir does not really eat dolphins.

― With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

^melodic, self-penned, and harmonically sophisticated. A+++

(dude's straining way too hard to sound like Fred Neil, tho)

― aruba (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

My friend Sammy used to always say dolphins were the "assholes of the sea".

― Muomas (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

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