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When you're sitting on the toilet in the morning, what do you do if you need to poo and masterbate at the same time? Should you poo, flush, then masterbate, or vice versa? What do you do if your stomach starts rumbling in the middle of masterbating, or if you suddenly get a boner while you're pooing?

― Messy B, Friday, 21 April 2006 18:00 (twenty years ago)

HAW HAW HAW BEST THREAD EVER HO HO HO

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

If you defecate and then squirt into the toilet without flushing, it looks like a hot fudge sundae!

― dump detective, Friday, 21 April 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

mmmmm

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)


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