Spending the Whole Day Masterbating

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I'm going to spend a whole day masterbating! I already booked a motel room, I got a stack of porno magazines and videos and I'm gonna BEAT IT RAW! Anyone else ever do this?

― Mr Happy, Saturday, 22 April 2006 18:10 (twenty years ago)

this can only end in tears

― gear (gear), Saturday, 22 April 2006 18:12 (twenty years ago)

You might want to do some more research before you get started -- that's not even how you spell it!

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 22 April 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Maybe he's just slyly referring to his expertise at the deed.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 22 April 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

I bet you'll get bored after you've come about 15 times in a row, like most of us.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 22 April 2006 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Why did you need to book a room?

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 22 April 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

this can only end in tears

if tears rhymes with bears then OTM

― zappi (joni), Saturday, 22 April 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

I don't think you need to be able to spell it to be able to do it. Although maybe you do and that's why the word "wank" was invented.

― uptoeleven (uptoeleven), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Masterbating, all that's missing is U.
Boom+tish.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:29 (twenty years ago)

ALL DAY? HOW MUCH SEMEN DO YOU HAVE, MAN?

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:32 (twenty years ago)

this can only end in tears

That's not tears.

― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:34 (twenty years ago)

Masterbating, all that's missing is U.

This so desperately needs to be on a t-shirt.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Sunday, 23 April 2006 02:35 (twenty years ago)

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