MY NEW HOUSE IS GREEN. I LIVE IN THE NEW HOUSE.
MY ROOM IS BIGGER. THE NEW HOUSE IS BIGGER.
I HAVE MORE THINGS. I CAN PUT MORE THINGS IN
THE HOUSE. MY FATHER DROVE THE TRUCK THERE.
ANOTHER MAN DROVE A TRUCK TOO. AND THERE
WAS ANOTHER MAN TOO. HE DROVE A TRUCK TOO.
THE FIRST MAN NOT MY FATHER. THE ONE DRIVING
ONE OF THE TRUCK. HE HAVED A HAT ON HIS HEAD.
IT SAID THE SAME THING THE TRUCK SAID ON IT.
IT WAS A DIFFERD COLOR THO. THE OTHER MAN DIDNT HAVED
A HAT. MY FATHER DIDNT HAVED A HAT TOO. THE ONE WITH
THE HAT WAS THE LEADER. HE WENT FIRST IN THE TRUCK.
THE HAT MADE HIM ABLE. A LEADER IS SOMEONE WHO
DRIVES THE TRUCK FIRST. AND WEARS THE HAT. WITH
WORDS OF THE TRUCK.
I SAW THE TRUCKS STOP. NOT AT THE NEW HOUSE.
AT KFC. THE TRUCK DRIVERS WANTED TO EAT.
MY FATHER WAS ONE OF THEM. THEY HAVED TO STOP.
AND GET OUT OF THE TRUCKS. BECOS OF THE TRUCKS WERE
TOO TALL FOR DRIVETRU CEILING. THAT TAKES LONGER
TO EAT. WHEN YOU CANT DRIVE A TRUCK THERE.
IT CAN TAKE MORE TIME. IT CAN BE LONGER.
JUST BECOS THE TRUCKS ARE BIG FOR THE CEILING.
I WONT DRIVE A TRUCK TO MOVE THINGS. ONLY TO USE
DRIVETHRU I WANT TO DRIVE A CAR OR TRUCK. ONLY
FOR THE USING THE DRIVETHRU. WHEM IM OLD ENOUGH TO
HAVE LOTS OF MONEY. THATS WHEN ILL BUY A CAR OR
TRUCK. THATS THE RIGHT TIME FOR A CAR OR TRUCK.
WHICHEVER IS LESS MONEY TO GO THRU DRIVETHRU.
IF THEY COST THE SAME MONEY. ILL BUY A TRUCK.
BUT NOT IF THE TRUCK IS TOO TALL FOR THE CEILING.
I WONT BUY A TRUCK IF ITS TOO TALL. I JUST WONT. ILL MEASURE
FIRST. TO BE SURE. ILL BE AS SURE AS POSSIBLE TO MEASURE.
ILL BUY THE MOST EXPENSIVE MEASUREING TAPE THERE IS.
AS SURE AS POSSIBLE.
I WONT FORGET THE MEASURING TAPE. TO MAKE SURE NOT TO
FORGET. ILL PUT IN A CARDBOARD BOX. ILL CARRY THE CARDBOARD
BOX TO THE TRUCK SELLER. AS SURE AS POSSIBLE.
AND WHEN I GET THERE. ILL OPEN THE BOX. AND ILL HAVE
THE EXPENSIVE MEASURING TAPE. ALL READY. TO MEASURE THE
TRUCK. I WONT ASK THE COST. ILL MEASURE THE TRUCK.
ILL MEASURE THE CEILING. ILL MEASURE THE TRUCK.
NOTHING WILL STOP ME. FRED WONT STOP ME.
NOTHING WILL. ILL HAVE THE EXPENSIVE MEASUREING TAPE.
ILL HAVE THE TRUCK. ILL HAVE THE CARDBOARD BOX.
AS SURE AS POSSIBLE.
THE TRUCK WILL HAVE A CUP HOLDER. MORE THAN ONE.
TWO. THATS TOO MUCH. ILL CUT IT IN HAVE. ILL USE A PLASTIC
KNIFE. THE OTHER HAVE. ILL PUT IN A SECRET COMPARDPMENT.
BUT IF TO HAVE SECRET COMPARDMENT COSTS TOO MUCH.
THEN ILL JUST HAVE SECRET PAPER BAG. UNTIL I CAN AFFORD
IT. ILL PUT THE OTHER CUP HOLDER IN THERE. THEN ILL PUT UNDER THE
SEAT. THE CUP HOLDERS ARE MINE.
ILL STILL HAVE THE CARDBOARD BOX. AND THE EXPENSIVE MEASURING
TAPE. PLUS THE PLASTIC FORK. ILL PUT IN THE CARDBOARD BOX. IF THEY
EVER WANT THE CUP HOLDERS. ILL HAVE THE KNIFE. ILL REMEMBER
THE PLASTIC KNIFE. IN THE CARDBOARD BOX. ON TOP OF THE EXPENSIVE
MEASUREING TAPE.
FRED WILL NEVER USE MY CUP HOLDER. FRED HAVES TO HOLD THE CUP.
IF HE WANTS TO DRINK IN MY TRUCK. BUT IF A WOMAN THAT IS PRETTY
IS IN TRUCK. AND WANTING TO GO THRU DRIVETHRU. THEN THE WOMAN
CAN USE THE SECOND CUP HOLDER. BUT FIRST SHE HAVES TO LOOK
AWAY. SHE CANT KNOW WHERE IT IS. NOBODY CAN KNOW BUT ME.
FRED CAN NEVER USE THE CUP HOLDER. THATS THE BIG PRICE HE PAY.
FOR BEING FRED. FRED IS THE CUP HOLDER. BUT A WOMAN THAT
IS PRETTYY. SHE CAN USE THE CUP HOLDER. IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE
TO USE THE CUP HOLDER THEN.
I COULD USE THE THINGS IN THE CARDBOARD BOX. THE EXPENSIVE
MEASUREING TAPE. I COULD MEASURE A LOT. FOR PEEPLE. FOR MONEY.
I COULD MEASURE RIGHT. ANYTHING. AS LONG AS THE EXPENSIVE
MEASURING TAPE IS. AND IF ITS LONGER. ILL BUY ANOTHER MEASURING
TAPE TO ADD TO. NOT AS EXPENSIVE THO. THE SECOND MEASUREING TAPE
WOULD BE LESS MONEY. ALL FOR MONEY TO EARN FOR.
THE DRIVETHRU. AND THE CUP HOLDER. WITH THE DRINK CUP.
FOR THE MEASURER. FOR THE DRIVER OF THE TRUCK. THE BAG
OF FOOD. THE PLASTIC FORKS. COOKED HOT. COOKED RIGHT.
MONEY TO PAY THEM. MONEY TO PUT IN BANK. TO PAY THEM
AGAIN LATER. FOR COOKING THE FOOD. FOR GIVING THE CUP.
TO PUT IN THE CUP HOLDER. AS SURE AS POSSIBLE.
THE NAKINS. THE TRUCK. THE EXPENSIVE MEASUREING TAPE.
THE LESS MONEY ONE. CARDBOARD BOX. THE SECOND CUP HOLDER.
MEASURE THE CEILING. MEASURE THE TRUCK. WOMAN THAT IS
PRETTY. THE SECOND CUP HOLDER. PLUS THE PLASTIC FORK.
ALL THERE. ALL INSIDE THE TRUCK. TO USE AT THE RIGHT
TIME. COOKED FOOD. THRU THE WINDOW. IN THE BAG.
COLD DRINK. THRU THE WINDOW. IN THE CUP HOLDER.
SECOND DRINK. THRU THE WINDOW. IN THE SECOND
CUP HOLDER. FOR THE WOMAN. ALL THERE. ALL POSSIBLE.
ALL FROM LEARNING. ABOUT THE TRUCK. ABOUT THE CEILING.
ROLL WINDOW DOWN. ROLL WINDOW UP. SIZE IS RIGHT. TRUCK IS RIGHT.
CEILING IS RIGHT. ALL MEASURED.
ALL RIGHT.
― TIM@KFC.EDU (TIM@KFC.EDU), Sunday, 23 April 2006 09:57 (twenty years ago)
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