i dont buy women dinner or take them to the theatre

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i have sex with them.

― birdbrain, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What do you not like role-playing or eating out?

― Pete, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What about theme parks?

― Tom, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah yes, theme parks....

― Pete, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"country walks"

― Tom, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In future, take your women to see "Monkey: A Tale from China" at the Young Vic Theatre in Southwark. It will enhance any subsequent acts of lovemaking immeasurably.

― Trevor, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh Tom, what will me and Pete do this week without the personals?

― Emma, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but monkey is sold out is it not?

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sure you'll muddle through somehow and I'm equally sure it'll be business as usual next Friday.

― Tom, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Indeed for I am back on the booze! (not sure I like your use of the word 'business' there Tom......)

― Emma, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like to take them for a nice walk in the leaves.

― N., Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Translate that Tom.

We still haven't cleared up the theme parks thing.

― Emma, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Matchmaking is a serious business.

― Tom, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Indeed it is. Could you find me a motorcycle courier please as I have developed a fetishistic interest in them following an incident in the lift at work yesterday.

― Emma, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll put the word out. "Walk in the leaves" = "Autumnal" = glamourous grans fetish. Easy.

― Tom, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What do you not like role-playing or eating out?

MUST RESIST.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It was a deliberate pun, Dan, based on an exceptionally daft in-joke between me, Tom and Pete.

― Emma, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are a bad bad man, Dan Perry.

― Nicole, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom, Ptee and Emma are like the mod squad with dirty jokes.

― Nicole, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, but are they dressed in Nehru jackets or in pouty Claire Danes mode?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom Ewing in "pouty Claire Danes" mode is a sight I surely must see!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I might have seen it briefly back at Trig Brother, but perhaps that was the drink.

Then again...

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That was the drink. Also that is me in "special child" mode not pouty anything. Christ, where's the moderator page...

― Tom, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Very special indeed. And I do thank you. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

tom you look like my uncle.

― ethan, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i miss read this as "i don't buy women, dinner or take them to the theatre".

― jel, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Should anyone wish to observe Various Members of ILx in drinking action, once again the full Trig Brother collection.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like Tom's shirt. He is stylin' and profilin'.

― bnw, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are a bad bad man, Dan Perry.

Apparently confirmed by SANRIO SCIENCE.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can't argue with SCIENCE.

― Hank, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was I wearing my pimp shirt that so fascinated the Pinefox? I don't think so. Maybe I was though. I'm not looking at that picture again to check.

― Tom, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do you ever get a date then? You poor soul!

― Gale Deslongchamps, Friday, 25 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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