"Rotherham are playing at home"

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In case you were wondering what the phrase means up north, then look no further than a handy PDF guide to local slang published by Doncaster West NHS and purportedly aimed at "doctors who do not speak English as a first language".

http://www.doncasterwestpct.nhs.uk/uploads/reports/GlossaryforInternationalRecruits.pdf

The document notes that while phrases such as "floo", "fluzie" and "number 2" are "in common use locally", out-of-town sawbones should be aware that "some people may find them offensive". And no wonder, meaning as they do "vagina", "vagina" and "vagina", respectively.

I'll never enjoy a number two with the Sundays in the same way again !!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:30 (twenty years ago)

mmm number 2 with harriet wheeler.

"Finished searching for: penis
Total instances found 14"

i wonder if this list came from a team brain-storm!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 11:49 (twenty years ago)

I reckon Doncaster were playing away that night.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

I’ve got fishdocks : I have an odiferous vaginal discharge

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

"We've drawn Gretna in the Cup"
"Early bath for the Kettering sweeper"

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

"Boro go through in the last minute"

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:56 (twenty years ago)

The only time I went to Millmoor there was a big article in the program me on account of (Olympic Runner) Peter Elliot's 60-something year-old Dad had been probed by ignorant West Yorkshire coppers the week before.

― Every Time I Open Up My Mouth All Bullets Spit Out: Bang! (noodle vague), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:02 (twenty years ago)

And I'm very sad about the potential demise of Rotherham, but the Football League has a v long and clunky history of unsuccessful clubs arse-fucked by Inlandi Revendi.

― Every Time I Open Up My Mouth All Bullets Spit Out: Bang! (noodle vague), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:04 (twenty years ago)

well you wouldn't really want to vadge fuck them when they're at home.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 29 April 2006 07:17 (twenty years ago)

Even tho I knew what the thread was about I was too pissed not to post about football.

― There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvish (noodle vague), Saturday, 29 April 2006 07:23 (twenty years ago)

There's a much longer, deeper and more pervasive history of the inland revenue being fucked by football clubs. Hence Rotherham's plight.

― Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 29 April 2006 09:00 (twenty years ago)

I apologise. Peter Elliot's dad was obviously probed by ignorant South Yorkshire coppers.

― There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvish (noodle vague), Saturday, 29 April 2006 09:03 (twenty years ago)

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