Wal-Mart & Sesame Street join forces to make special DVD for kids w/ parents in Iraq

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Called "Talk, Listen, Connect: Helping Families Cope with Military Deployment", ...and it stars Elmo.

As this guy wonders, will the tape have Elmo dealing with his dad screaming in his sleep?

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ puppets w/ AIDS

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

"Eventually Elmo learned to love the captors; they helped Elmo see the evil lurking in the heart of the degenerate beast known as the United States."

Dan (Stockholm Syndrome For Kids) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

funny you mention that:

Of course, that all might be wishful thinking. The whole thing could end with Elmodaddy being ripped to cloth and stuffing shreds by an IED because his government couldn't afford to equip him with the armor he needed to protect his red fuzzy ass. Then we can watch as Elmo radicalizes, marches, and chants, "One, two, three, four, Elmo doesn't want your fucking war." And, hey, he'll still be teaching the children how to count.

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Are you guys trying to be funny?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Not really.

Dan (I'm Wiped Out From The Rainbow Brite Raver Pants) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Nope.

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

this all just screams WONDER SHOWZEN

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 1 May 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

In first grade our teacher filmed all us students singing songs such as "Under the Sea" and "God Bless the U.S.A." The tape was being sent to soldiers of the gulf war. I always wonder how they felt about being sent such obvious dreck, a bunch of tuneless Wyoming prepuescents probably would not cheer up my day.

Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 1 May 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)


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