― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:31 (nineteen years ago)
men are just as fixateed with the *idea* that women are probably just as fixated with large penises as men are with large breasts
― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:34 (nineteen years ago)
― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)
its prob also worth adding that not as many men are fixated with large breasts and are quite happy with medium or small sized ones, contrary to popular perception
― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:39 (nineteen years ago)
― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:42 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)
― There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvish (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)
me neither, but *somebody* must be, or nuts and zoo would go under.
― the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Enrique), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)
However, it's *men* who are obsessed with penis size, and project that insecurity onto women. I mean, apart from a bit of Sex and the City style snickering, it's not really what I - or most of the women I know - talk about when we're objectifying men sexually, or praising/dissing their sexual performance.
I mean, if you actually *knew*... nah, never mind.
― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)
― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)
Well it's gotta reach the prostate, innit?
― There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvish (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)
also can you take pics of the ultra fit french teacher? is the asian/english teacher a bit of a minger then?
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)
― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)
― C J (C J), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:54 (nineteen years ago)
But, short of jumping on the table and barking like a seal and saying, "Look at the gazongas on that, why dontcha!", I suppose it's difficult to know if they are fixated or not
― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:56 (nineteen years ago)
If women were as hung up on dicks as guys seem to be on boobs, then we would have Daily and Sunday tabloids full of flacid members, tv programmes would feature bouncing willies inside pants, and advertisers would use penis imagary to sell products.
As it is boobs fill all of these roles.
Weird, huh?
― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)
They're called journalists.
― There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvish (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)
no need to imagine -- this exact decision is being made all the time.
― the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Enrique), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)
― Konal PERSONALITY Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)
― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)
Don't be stupid, Titchy. Of course she GOES FOR THE BLOKE WITH THE BIGGEST WALLET!!!!
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― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)
― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)
xpost - why would the asian/english one be a minger?
and no, this isnt made up. the guy des exist, so does the situation and all the rest of it.
― titchyschneiderloggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)
I mean, what evidence do you have besides supposedly this guy who you heard has a big cock has had sex with at least two women in his lifetime?
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)
― titchyschneiderloggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.globalhermit.com/ilx/tuomas-sundae.jpg
― JW (QED) (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)
― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)
I think what you meant to say was: I mean, what evidence do you have besides supposedly this guy who you heard has a big cock has had sex with two women who you wanted to have sex with?
― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)
I don't really know that porn's trying to suggest that enormous wangs are "the way forward" but I really like the image of guys in a boardroom trying to project next season's hottest trend in cocks
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)
cos ken c is a cunt
― loggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)
Some ever prefer smaller ones!
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/4/6/2/9/8789264-8789267-large.jpg
(This is based on as much empirical research as the original post, after all.)
― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)
― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)
― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)
I mean, I am, but I'm special.
― Dan (Hooray For Boobies) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)
haha xpost
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)
― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan (Jibber Jabber 'Bout BREASTS!) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)
Also it's probly a bad idea to tell your huge-knockered partner that you prefer A cups.
― My Vileness Is a Dream (noodle vague), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)
― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)
Oh God that is really disgusting."
for some reason that made me burst out laughing
― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)
OMG! Pix? Do you have his number???
― Size Queen, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)
But it doesn't necessarily follow that most men are somewhere around average, smartass! There could be a huge spread of sizes, in which case most men would not be around average!
― blushingly loggedout, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)
― -+-++-+-+-, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)
HUGE SIZES YA KNOWHADDAMEAN?
― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)
― -++-+-++-, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)
Thank you for ruining buffets forever.
― Dan (Peniscopia) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.tartpop.com/big%20guitar.jpg
― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)
kenan joeklaurel not getting music joke episode MMCCXI
― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)
There could be but there aren't
― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.cumfellas.com/worlds-biggest-cock/ (nsfw, obv.)
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)
― -++-+--+-, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)
― You'll Never Put a Better Bit of Butter On Your Knife (Dada), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan (He Works "Hard" For The Money) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Gregory Peck, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)
this is really, really, really interesting to me - if we could find a comparable class phenomenon we'd have the gender/race/class trifecta
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)
― horsehoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan (My Take) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)
― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan (Which Is Something I Love About Him) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)
― Alone, Jealous and SSRI'd (kate), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan (Agh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)
― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)
― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)
― horsehoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)
― horsehoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)
― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan (AAGH) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan (La La La La I Don't Remember That) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)
fixated on vs fascinated by
― horsehoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)
― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan (Eek! A Penis) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)
― Fluffy Bear Can Not Lie (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)
-- frankiemachine
My girlfriend, reading this thread over my shoulder, said 'That's just crazy talk! I often wonder how large my friend's penises are, and I'm not a boy.'
― ratty, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)
― This cunted circus never ends... (papa november), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)
― Vern, Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)
"Psssst.. girl... you call that a vagina? I thought that was your belly button born in the wrong place."
― DOQQUN (donut), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)
― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), May 2nd, 2006.
I made pretty much the same joke upthread, but I still think it's funny.
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)